

National Doughnut Day is one of the happiest days of the year, when people from all walks of life can come together in celebration of the world’s most delectable pastry. Honestly, who doesn’t love a good doughnut? No one, that’s who! So, people took that thought and rolled with it, drawing the most logical conclusion — doughnuts are better than people. Of course! And as soon as this idea occurred to one person who created the #DonutsAreBetterThanPeople hashtag on Twitter, tons of other people got on board and started sending out their thoughts on the matter. Check out some of the hilarious tweets below.
#DonutsAreBetterThanPeople because they don't lie. Well, most of them. Sometimes those filled ones do.
— Kristen Darling (@KDarling_Author) November 5, 2016
#DonutsAreBetterThanPeople
because people can leave you feeling empty..But donuts never will…
— Richard H (@FeeBooths) November 5, 2016
Their holiness cannot be denied.#DonutsAreBetterThanPeople
— Shea Browning ⚖ (@sheabrowning) November 5, 2016
Donuts don't kill eachother over religion. #DonutsAreBetterThanPeople
— SolarAudienceGrowth (@HubMediaSpace) November 5, 2016
#DonutsAreBetterThanPeople …not all people, just some. But this Donut though. pic.twitter.com/TgpYqetgPH
— Trevor Donovan (@TrevDon) November 5, 2016
#DonutsAreBetterThanPeople
They can't carry concealed weapons pic.twitter.com/GLxQCzifEN— Alisa D Strickland (@alisadalestrick) November 5, 2016
No donut has ever asked me to help them move #DonutsAreBetterThanPeople
— Jayme Really (@JaymeMcKenna) November 5, 2016
Okay, these tweets make some pretty amazing points. We have to agree that no doughnut has ever asked us to help them move, and that they don’t lie. None of them carry concealed weapons, or kill each other over religion. And their holiness cannot be denied, nor will they leave you feeling empty. All in all, doughnuts are pretty much the best thing ever. Honestly, how could people compete? Well, we won’t force them to.
It’s National Doughnut Day, and today doughnuts rule all! So, humans, just for today let the doughnut be your superior. Embrace the fact that people are just not as cool as the almighty donut, and basically aren’t worthy of the same level of respect. Enjoy it while it lasts though doughnuts, we’re pretty sure that by Nov. 6 the hashtag will be long forgotten. You, however, will always be delicious.
HollywoodLifers, do you agree? Are doughnuts, in fact, better than people? Let us know below!