Someone better get Donald Trump some Visine! During the final debate, he sported some bright red, squinty eyes to go along with his trademark orange tan. Voters clearly saw and they said it was caused by joining the Dark Side to doing drugs to crying over losing the election! Click to see.
Donald, 70, wasn’t looking too good during the Oct. 19 debate with Hillary Clinton, 68. Sure, his suit and hair were fine, but the ex-Celebrity Apprentice had a pair of squinty, bloodshot eyes. Yikes! Maybe it was a bad case of allergies, but voters clearly started to offer suggestions as to why Trump’s peepers were pepper-red.
“[He] looks like he’s been swimming in a pool with too much chlorine in it,” one user tweeted. Others said that Trump had “red eyes like a Sith from Star Wars.” Yikes! Did the GOP presidential candidate go over to the Dark Side? Or did he hang out with Snoop Dogg, 44, before the debate? “#DudeLooksHighAf,” one voter commented. Hmm.
— Ella Ann (@WillyWeaver89) October 20, 2016
Donald Trump looks like he's been swimming in a pool with too much chlorine in it, he's got the squinty red eyes going on #debate
— john mcbride (@japanmentalist) October 20, 2016
— Dr Girlfriend (@Drgirlfriend0) October 20, 2016
— Ingrid Cunningham (@IOLivia827) October 20, 2016
— Linda (@lindawilber) October 20, 2016
Donald Trump has red eyes like a Sith from Star Wars.
— G Taylor (@g_ltaylor105) October 20, 2016
— Elena (@nena2180) October 20, 2016
— Calvin Neill Trager (@TTrgr) October 20, 2016
Someone get Donald a tissue. Seems to be getting a bad cold with all that sniffing. Terribly red eyes too, poor lamb. #debatenight
— Anne-Marie Flynn (@thecailinrua) October 20, 2016
Why the hell is Donald so squinty? Looks like he's trying to hide red eyes from weed or something.
— Kage Ryuukin (@KRyuukin) October 20, 2016
Is it just me, or does Donald have a cold? Red eyes, sniffles… oh the irony.
— IsAAAAAAc Shalev (@KindFortress) September 27, 2016
It could be allergies! When Donald seemed to have a sudden attack during the first debate on Sept. 26, many were confused as to why he was constantly sniffling! “He’s having an allergic reaction [after] being confronted by facts/truth, one tweeted.
The sniffles were back for the second debate! Some tried to make a drinking game out of it, but realized that if they took a break for every sniff, they would die from acute alcohol poisoning. The second debate also gave a moment when Donald and Hillary put away their differences and joined in a version of Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes’s epic theme to Dirty Dancing, “(I’ve Had} The Time Of My Life.”
Of course, when talking “viral moments” and “presidential debates,” there’s one name that reigns supreme: Kenneth Bone! The undecided voter won over the hearts and minds of the American voting public with his casual red sweater and deep concern for the environment.
When he whipped out the disposable camera to take mementos of the debate, the world (i.e. the Internet) fell in love. It’s sad that there won’t be any more debates to give such presidential memes and viral moments, but there’s still plenty of time until the Nov. 8 election.
What do you think caused Donald’s squinty and red eyes, HollywoodLifers? Allergies? Swimming in a pool? Perhaps he was crying?