DILF alert! Ashton Kutcher stopped by ‘The Tonight Show’ Oct. 5. and couldn’t wait to gush about the impending arrival of his second baby with wife Mila Kunis. Keep reading for how he got so carried away telling stories about his precious family that he ended up ripping the crotch of his pants!
Yowza! Ashton Kutcher, 38, was up for all kinds of fun he sat down to chat with Jimmy Fallon, 42. He’s expecting his second child any day now and couldn’t wait to share how home life is with Mila Kunis, 33, and their daughter Wyatt, two, as they get ready to become a family of four. “Yeah, inbound inbound! We’re making humans,” he told him about the upcoming arrival.
Ashton bemoaned how, “They’ve made things too safe for kids now!” saying how he just bounced around on a car bumper as a child as opposed to complicated car seats of today. “You’ve got them in backwards reverse holds in their car seats, it’s gymnastics having children.” Ashton got a little enthusiastic about showing off how Wyatt looks all wiggled up with her feet in the air. All that movement proved a little too much for his nicely fitted slacks. “I just ripped the crotch out of my pants,” he explained standing up after all the wild gesturing, and he wasn’t joking. He told Jimmy, “I think I have a nut hanging out of my pants.” Yikes!
He got onto the whole safety topic after talking about Wyatt’s second birthday party, where they had an English pig as a special guest. As for opening her toys, he said “You have to have a toolbox to get it out, they’ve ruined opening presents for kids. She opens it and it takes dad half an hour to get the swizzle sticks off.” Womp womp.
Ashton’s totally taking it easy with the arrival of his second child with Mila, saying that “The first one I was almost like a dula,” at how he read up and prepared for every baby scenario possible. “This one I haven’t done anything. Well, we didn’t break the first one,” he joked. And he wasn’t kidding, adding “They’re really durable. You really have to try and break them.” Ouch, hope he didn’t actually try.
Mila and Ashton revealed they are expecting their second child back in June, and the actress debuted her very noticeable baby bump shortly thereafter. Their new addition should be coming soon as in paparazzi pics recently she looks like she’s about to pop! Ashton didn’t hint if they’ve got a boy or girl on the way, but he’s clearly excited to be a second time dad!
HollywoodLifers, what did you think of Ashton’s appearance on Fallon? Was he as charming as ever?