The Internet is the absolute worst. ‘#McChicken’ was trending on Twitter and those who went to see why were grossed out by what they discovered. Let’s just say that someone took ‘I’m Lovin’ It’ way too far. Click to see some horrified reactions.
So, why was #McChicken trending? Well, one fast food aficionado took his admiration for the Value Menu to the next level by filming him having sex with a McChicken sandwich. Yep. That’s why. Because that wasn’t repulsive enough, he then uploaded it online. Thus, #McChicken became the newest disgusting meme since “Two Girls, 1 Cup” (do NOT Google that. Totally NSFW.)
The video is as bad as anyone could imagine, as the “point-of-view” camera is pointed down towards the food lover’s groin. With sandwich in hand, the unnamed gent goes to town. The best description of the video comes from YouTube personality Sky Williams. “There is a man f***ing a McChicken. And he is, like, giving it to that McChicken. It’s a long-winded sexual struggle.”
That’s pretty accurate. The NSFW video has since been taken down from Twitter and YouTube for violating “nudity or sexual content” guidelines, but not before it ruined many people’s appetites. Some resorted to humor as a way to cope with their culinary-trauma, using SpongeBob and Drake, 29, to help laugh though their pain.
Most people were just shocked. Normally, it’s the ingredients found INSIDE the McChicken that leaves an individual feeling queasy. Not this time. Further comments about “secret sauce” and “extra mayo” left many wondering if they should go vegan.
I can never eat a McChicken again. Lord, please cleanse my Twitter feed.
— India Jasmine (@IndiaJasminee) August 29, 2016
My anaconda don't want none unless you got buns, hun. Oh you a Mcchicken ok
— Joe Lawson (@theawesomelasso) August 29, 2016
When you ask your man if he want anything to eat and he says "just get me a McChicken" pic.twitter.com/PduS7WCpzP
— ㅤ (@suicidebully) August 28, 2016
i don't think i can ever order a McChicken again 😐
— Diamone Marie (@DiamoneScott) August 29, 2016
— Raylo ✍🏽 (@Powerful) August 29, 2016
This McChicken thing is sick.
— stepmuva (@trvpgodcecily) August 29, 2016
HE REALLY FUCKING A MCCHICKEN LIKE BRUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
— Esteban (@ProfesorEstaban) August 29, 2016
I wake up today to find out the internet is talking about a guy fucking a McChicken and I already want to go back tf to sleep
— Spencer Phillip (@Spenceerious) August 29, 2016
Someone in America shagged a McChicken sandwich… And recorded it. What is wrong with this fucking world
— KC (@ChildseyK) August 29, 2016
Strangely enough, this isn’t the only bizarre McDonald’s incident over the past week. On Aug. 22, Kanye West, 39, wrote a poem for Frank Ocean’s, 28, new zine about McDonald’s french fries. “The French Fries Had A Plan / The Salad Bar And The Ketchup Made Up A Band,” Yeezy wrote, definitely giving Shakespeare’s sonnets a run for their money. Though Ye went through the entire menu – mentioning the McRib and the Diet Coke – he didn’t talk about McChicken. Maybe that’s for the best?
So, HollywoodLifers – do you think you’ll ever eat a McChicken sandwich again? Or are you thinking about getting a burrito for lunch?