We finally reached the conclusion of the ‘Vanderpump Rules’ reunion on April 4, and even though the first two parts were filled with explosive name-calling and fighting, the SUR staff saved the best moments for last!
Not only did James Kennedy offer to pull out his penis once he got a half chub, but he also threatened to punch Jax Taylor in his “fat throat” on the April 4 episode of Vanderpump Rules (aka Part 3 of the explosive reunion)! There wasn’t a single dull moment during the entire final hour of Season 4.
It all started when James accused Jax of being jealous of him. He said, “You’re jealous, mate. I said it once I’ll say it again ’till the day I die.” However, when James was asked to explain his statement, he refused. “I’m not going into detail,” he said. But he did say he has a bigger penis than Jax. To prove it, he was willing to pull it out after getting a “half chub.” And then, James continued to provoke Jax by threatening to “punch him in his fat throat.”
“I’ve got ten times more talent in the bag than this guy could ever dream of,” James continued. “I’m trying to do Coachella one day and big things.” And speaking of his “talent,” James got really pissed at host Andy Cohen for not mentioning his new album during the reunion. Andy rolled his eyes.
Also during conclusion of the reunion, Stassi clashed with Lisa Vanderpump over the sale of her sex tape. Apparently, Lisa never made Stassi’s ex hand over the original video when she paid him off, so Stassi said she’s afraid he’ll still release it one day.
Ariana also continued to attack Kristen‘s comedy career, while Katie explained the return of “Tequila Katie.” No one understood why Ariana criticized Kristen’s comedy. Specifically, Ariana asked Kristen if she just decided one day to be funny after being so psycho.
And when Kristen and James’ one-night stand came up in conversation, Kristen tried saying they had sex inside her car, but James said she was bent over her beamer’s hood. Clearly, James has no filter. He also ruined Lala‘s relationship with her ex, when he revealed during a Season 4 episode that she once gave the guy a rim job. When everyone said there’s nothing wrong with licking someone’s butt, Lisa whispered to Andy, “I don’t lick Ken’s ass. Am I missing something?”
What do YOU think, HollywoodLifers? Who do you suspect has the bigger penis — James or Jax? Are you tired of Ariana being so negative? And does Stassi have a point about the handling of her sex tape? Tell us below.