Forget the economy or national security: Donald Trump wants to talk about the size of his hands. The GOP presidential candidate brought up his hand — and penis – size during a debate, and Ellen DeGeneres mocked him by showing just how ‘huge’ his hands really are. Click to watch.
Is it any surprise that Donald Trump, 69, is obsessed with the size of his…hands? The Republican presidential candidate also can’t stop talking about his penis, and Ellen DeGeneres, 58, decided to mock the ex-Celebrity Apprentice’s for bragging about it during a presidential debate!
“Have you been watching the debates?” Ellen asked the audience attending the March 8th episode of The Ellen DeGeneres Show. “I don’t think the debates are appropriate for anyone of any age. The last Republican debate, two of the candidates started arguing about ‘size’ and I wish I was talking about egos but I’m not.” Ellen was absolutely disgusted that Trump decided to boast about how “big” he was and played a clip that showed Donald with teeny, tiny baby hands!
Even Ellen can’t believe that the size of Donald’s reproductive organ is the biggest political issue of the day. Donald and Marco Rubio, 44, got into a fight during the March 3 GOP debate. Oh, they didn’t argue over Donald’s hypocritical immigration stance. They fought over his junk.
“He hit my hands,” Donald said. “No one has every hit my hands. Look at those hands. Are those small hands? And he referred to my hands – as if they’re small, something else may be small. I guarantee to you there’s no problem, I guarantee.”
Donald may not have a problem bringing up his penis size during a national televised debate, but both Ellen and John Oliver, 38, think it’s inappropriate. “That’s right,” John said during the March 6 episode of Last Week Tonight. “Donald Trump just talked about his d*ck during a presidential debate! A d*ck, which I presume, looks like a Cheeto with the cheese dust rubbed off.”
Uh, gross. We’ll never be able to eat a Cheeto ever again. Though, could Donald be right? Could his big hands mean he’s big below the belt? “Penis size was linked to index finger length,” Dr. Karan Dhir EXCLUSIVELY tells HollywoodLife.com. “Not hand size.” While Donald might feel like wagging his big fingers at his Republican rivals, after that sick burn from Ellen, he might want to consider keeping his hands in his pockets.
What did you think of Ellen mocking Donald’s “hands,” HollywoodLifers?