Who knew that presidential candidate Ted Cruz had such interesting habits…like eating hair! The GOP contender was the latest person to get mocked in a Bad Lip Reading video, and it’s just as hilarious as it sounds. Click through to watch!
Ted Cruz, 45, is apparently much weirder than we ever expected! At least, if you watch the new Bad Lip Reading video that pokes fun at the GOP presidential candidate, it seems that way. Ted’s campaign stops and TV spots are dubbed with the worst lip readings ever, and they make Ted sound ridiculous! Click through to watch!
Ted’s wife, Heidi, reveals in a campaign ad that her husband has a startling favorite snack. “You know, Ted’s kinda freaky. He eats hair. He eats human hair. He’s always the first person say, ‘let’s go out and eat hair,” Linda “says.”
“Yes, it’s wonderful now and again,” Ted says back. “Mmm, hair, mmm!” We’re dying. This is too absurd for words. The video, part of the Bad Lip Reading series which aims to “put words into other people’s mouths,” the Texas senator tries out some new campaign slogans. “I need a bogel for the glotch” is apparently the winner.
He always harasses some factory workers on a campaign pitstop, asking them repeatedly to make him an orange rug. He tells a freckled-face child that he’s the devil, and calls America a “juicy pork pie.” Okay! His interactions with his family are just great. He reads his daughters a story all about how he committed arson at summer camp and totally got away with it. Maybe the funniest bit of all is the revelation that Heidi is still close friends with her “sensuous” ex-boyfriend, who’s actually in the kitchen right now. We can’t stop laughing!
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