Kermit, I hope you’re not the jealous type — your ex may be getting 25 new suitors! That’s right, on Miss Piggy and Kermit’s first post-split joint interview to promote ‘The Muppets,’ the exes headed on ‘Jimmy Kimmel Live’ and things got heated!
After the nasty split between Miss Piggy and Kermit the Frog, apparently they’re putting their new ABC show ahead of the drama! They sat down together for Jimmy Kimmel Live and while Kermie talked about his new romance, Miss Piggy spilled all on her dating life!
After talking about Kermit’s new girlfriend, Jimmy asks Miss Piggy if she’s dating anyone. “Yes that’s right, she’s dating anyone,” Kermit quips! “Very funny! That’s not true at all… I do go out pretty much every night with a new face.”
“I think you would make a great Bachelorette,” Jimmy adds in.”I don’t know if the producers have been in touch with you. Have you ever considered that?”
“Don’t think we haven’t been talking — we’ve been talking. Nothing to annouce right now, but as much as I date, I do have high standards. I have a rigorous application process before anyone can date me,” Piggy says before looking over at Kermit and adding, “I wish I had those in place when I met you!” Ouch!
Miss Piggy Talks Dissecting Frogs
She then goes off over the fact that she didn’t know he had webbed feet! “How was I supposed to know? They don’t teach you that in school. The only time I ever came across a frog in school, I dissected it,” she said, and Kermit responds by screaming and saying, “I bet you ripped its heart out too!” Her answer: “At least he had one!”
Jimmy, clearly uncomfortable, tried to help by making Miss Piggy a Tinder profile. The tagline was “Lookin’ for guys into stys. Let’s get this pig in a blanket.” You have to watch this. The Muppets airs on ABC tonight at 8PM!
— Emily Longeretta