Happy birthday, Chris Hemsworth! The mightiest Avenger is turning 32 today, August 11, and we bet the rest of the team is assembling to celebrate with him! Something tells us Loki isn’t invited, though!
Chris Hemsworth is 32! The Avengers megastar is practically synonymous with Thor at this point, but in the last year, he’s done so much more than wield that hammer! He’s proven himself to be such a gifted comedian, and has tons of projects coming up in the next year! Plus, he has a gorgeous wife, two beautiful children — and that cute brother of his — by his side. Let’s help him celebrate his 32nd birthday!
Chris, of course, was in the insanely good, and record-breaking Avengers: Age of Ultron this year, reprising his role of Thor. It was such a crazy movie, that pitted Thor and the rest of the Avengers against an evil robot trying to take over the world. Not on Thor’s watch! Chris has been playing Thor for four movies now, so he’s got this character down masterfully. It’s hard to choose between all the Marvel Chrises, but Hemsworth might be our favorite — don’t tell the others!
When it comes to comedy, Chris really proved that he’s game for anything. On a hilarious episode of Saturday Night Live, he joined the Swarovski Crystals porn star girls to show off his hot body and ride a scooter around set. So, so funny!
In the summer smash Vacation, he stole the show as Stone, Audrey’s husband who has wealth and fame as a local weatherman — as well as a gigantic fake penis. Seriously, look at that thing! The amazing scene showed Chris dropping in on brother-in-law Ed Helms and his wife, Christina Applegate, to have a casual chat before bedtime while wearing just a tight pair of boxer briefs. They barely concealed what he’s (fake) working with. Not that we’re complaining…
He must have made a serious impression this last year with his comedic work, because it was announced that he’d be taking on the role of the receptionist in the highly-anticipated 2016 all-female Ghostbusters. We can’t even imagine what that’s even going to be like! Janine was such an integral part of the original films; can you say, “Ghostbusters, this is Chris?” Now which woman is the Egon counterpart so we can start imagining their relationship?
Of course, maybe the crowning achievement of Chris’ year was being named Sexist Man Alive. It’s absolutely true! From the hair, to the muscles, to those abs, Chris is the total package. Honestly, it’s crazy that he doesn’t take the top spot year after year. Who’s better looking than this guy?
HollywoodLifers, help us wish Chris a happy birthday in the comments!
— Samantha Wilson