Thirty-three looks good on you, Jamie Dornan! The smoldering star turned the big 3-3 on May 1, and we have the perfect gift for him– and you!
The years continue to treat Jamie Dornan well! As if this week wasn’t Jamie-tastic enough thanks to a brand new teaser for Fifty Shades Darker, the Fifty Shades star also turned 33 on May 1. Obviously, we’re throwing the Irish hunk a celebration, and you will definitely want to RSVP with a big fat “yes.” Honoring his 33rd year on this earth, we present you with 33 perfect Jamie gifs, because even though it’s his big day, that doesn’t mean we shouldn’t all be given presents. You’re welcome in advanced!
Jamie Dornan Birthday Gifs
(To his nipple) “Hey little guy”
“Lol I’m literally so good looking”
“My breath is straight devastating”
Ho, ho, ho. Etc.
Ugh why am I not a stray dog?
“You’ll do as my nose wishes”
“I can pull off a mustard yellow coat because of my jawline, eyes”
~Sliding into your Instagram feed like~
Not a gif but who cares cuz yooooo
HAHAHA life is meaningless because you’ll never love me
“I could probably run the world”– Jamie’s pointer finger
“George Washington took lessons in swag from me“
Cool to be attracted to an eyebrow freckle or nah?
“Don’t look at me”
“Ugh yes I do taste good”
“If you insist” (we do)
“Ruining lives isn’t really a concern tbh”
“Why yes I am a sexy little bunny rabbit”
Fish & what? FISH & WHAT?!?
I HAVE SEVERAL IDEAS
Yeah it’s in my pocket I think?
MORE ORIENTAL WALLPAPER
“Reminds me of being born (I was a sexy baby, btw)”
“Of course I’ll back it up for you, silly”
“I’m just a boy, standing in a vest, asking you not to mock me”
Ugh luckiest steering wheel ever
Who do I speak to about purchasing Jamie Dornan tears?
PROMISE IT’S NOT
“I got paid how little for this movie?”
“Reeling in ladies with my face since 1982”
“You didn’t know sweaters could be this fly, right?”
And, finally, we leave you with this. DO WITH IT WHAT YOU WILL.
Happy birthday Jamie! We hope you enjoy your day as much as we do!
— Casey Mink