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‘Ted 2’: Mark Wahlberg Tries To Steal Tom Brady’s Sperm –Restricted Trailer

Mon, April 27, 2015 1:12pm EDT by 1 Comment

He’s back, you guys! A just released promo for ‘Ted 2’ has just been released and, like the film which preceded it, it’s crass, absurd– and downright hilarious.

Ted is back, and he’s got a mission: Steal Tom Brady‘s sperm. Um, well, that’s part of his mission. In a brand new peek at Ted 2, our favorite crude teddy bear (voiced by Seth MacFarlane) wants to have a baby. However, because Ted is lacking the human anatomy to do so, he and his best pal John (Mark Wahlberg) explore other options, hence a breaking and entering into Tom Brady’s mansion in the dead of night. Watch the bonkers–and not suitable for work!– trailer right now!

‘Ted 2’ Restricted Trailer

What’s the point of having a best friend if they won’t help you break into Tom Brady’s house to steal his sperm whilst he sleeps, right?

Right.

In this brand new trailer for Ted 2, Ted breaks the news that he and his wife want to procreate. When the mission to extract a sample from Tom Brady goes amuck, it’s John’s best friend duty to step up to the, uh, plate. They are thunder buddies for life, after all

Ted’s Quest For Civil Rights

Ted’s roadblocks to fatherhood don’t stop there, though. He and wifey find out that, because he’s not exactly human, Ted is considered property and thus must prove in a court of law that he’s a person. “We’ll get a lawyer, and sue the f–king government for your civil rights,” John says.

Enter said lawyer, played by the film’s female lead Amanda Seyfried. (Mila Kunis, who had those duties in the first movie will not reprise her role). The two are a little hesitant to entrust Ted’s life in the 26-year-old’s hands, telling her “I just don’t want my lawyer singing Frozen songs in the opening arguments.” However, when she whips out a huge bong while sitting at her desk, they decide to give the girl a shot.

What do you think of the new trailer? Are you excited for Ted 2?

–Casey Mink