Move over Hillary — there’s a new political darling in town. Waka Flocka Flame officially announced, on 4/20 of course, that he’ll be running for president in 2016. Expect legalized marijuana and more changes if he wins . Click inside to WATCH his campaign video!
Waka Flocka Flame, 28, has some news to announce. No, he isn’t dropping a new single. He didn’t find a great new strain of weed to smoke (actually… wait a minute on that). He sat down with Rolling Stone to make his candidacy for the President of the United States of America official on April 20, his favorite holiday. Now, sit back and listen to what President Flame would bring to a better America — because he’s got a vision.
Waka Flocka Flame Running For President In 2016 — Watch
On November 6, 2012, Waka Flocka Flame made a promise to himself and the world.
“I’m dead ass running for president in 2016,” he tweeted.
And he’s sticking to it, announcing via a campaign video that he’ll be joining the likes of Hillary Clinton, 67, Marco Rubio, 43, and anyone else who will attempt to follow Barack Obama‘s presidency. His plans for the oval office? Oh, he’s got a few!
First up: complete and total legalization of marijuana. Mr. Candidate already has a special batch of the green stuff called Presidential Cush (all the presidents smoke it, according to him). But if schoolwork’s getting too hard, “don’t touch the blunt. Wait ’til you’re older.”
What he’d stop? Dogs are no longer allowed in restaurants — absolutely no animals around his food. Anyone with big feet is no longer allowed to walk in public. Sorry guys; it’s public transit for you. President Flame doesn’t like looking at your toes!
Of course, everyone is required to learn his lyrics. He’s not going to stop rapping just because he’s the leader of the free world. If you mess up the lyrics, it’s back to school for you. That’s the rules. And while we’re talking about rules — don’t even think he’s wearing a “hotass suit” to any of his meetings. This is a tank tops and flip flops presidency. Congress can deal with it; this president is putting them in their place.
Waka Flocka’s Hope For The Future
President Flame knows what needs to be done: minimum wages should be raised, especially for fast food workers. Employees at fast food restaurants have been striking across the nation for the right to earn $15 an hour — what workers earn at In-N-Out Burger — and Waka Flocka has noticed.
He’s honest when it comes to his chances for winning. He sees Hillary as his biggest competition, and knows that she’s got that Bill Clinton appeal to help her during her campaign as well.
But something Hillary doesn’t have? DJ Whoo Kid, 42, as her running mate!
Let freedom ring!
HollywoodLifers, do YOU think Waka Flocka Flame would make a good president?
— Samantha Wilson