We’ve got to give it to ABC — this had to be on the of most intense and entertaining episodes ever, and you’ll never believe what happened, causing Chris to send home four girls.
Trust me, you didn’t see this one coming. After the extremely dramatic Kelsey fell into a “panic attack” on last week’s Bachelor, we couldn’t wait to see if her methods would work to her advantage — I mean, even with an oxygen mask on, she said she needed to get a rose. So, did it work?
About That Rose Ceremony
Right off the bat, we picked up where we left off — with Kelsey on the floor having a “panic attack.” Who knew if it was real or not but it worked somehow. She got another few minutes alone with him and ended up winning him over. Right away, Mackenzie and Samantha were sent home. And of course, the girls were not happy with Kelsey staying and with her ridiculously fake way.
Becca landed a one-on-one date with Chris, which was super important since she was the only one who had held back kissing him — totally have respect for her. They went horseback riding, made shish kabobs, and then she finally gave up a kiss. Then apologized to her dad. So cute! I have to say I’m so impressed with her class.
‘The Chris & Britt Show’
For the group date, the ladies were joined by Big & Rich to write a love song for Chris and awkwardly perform it. From Chris and Jade‘s awkward voices, to Carly basically just belting it out, it was all adorable. Unfortunately, it got a little awkward when Chris was all over Britt (don’t these bachelors ever learn how rude that is?).
After the one on one date, he even ran off with her, took her to a private Big & Rich concert, and gave her a rose on stage while they sang and danced to “Save a Horse, Ride a Cowboy.” Saying it was awkward when they walked in hand-in-hand is an understatement — you could hear a pin drop in that room. I mean, he left them all sitting there for over an hour so you can’t blame them for being hurt. However, it’s not Britt’s fault!
I Know What You Did
This week was also the horrific two on one date: Chris with Ashley I. and Kelsey. Ashley was definitely the first ever to be excited about a two on one. She wanted to take out the “wicked witch.” And wicked it was. They went on a helicopter ride together — the three of them to the badlands, then arrived for some separate time. Ashley was first and after making out with Chris nonstop, she was upfront and told him that all the girls thought Kelsey was fake. So, what did he do? Well, the only honorable thing — told Kelsey immediately. Naturally, she started crying.
Then came the tension. Kelsey ran back to this awkward bed in the middle of the badlands and totally pulled a LC to Heidi: “I know what you did.” Of course, this resulted in a full out girl fight and Ashley totally stood up for herself for having an education (shout out to her going to SU!) too, even though she wears a lot of make up.
Ugly Cry Time
At the end, she ran off sobbing to Chris, not understanding why he would tell Kelsey. Unfortunately, that didn’t matter — he sent her home. I’ve never seen anyone cry so hard; it was almost like she was laughing. Awkward. Right when Kelsey saw her crying, she smiled. Little did she know, she was next. Yup, Chris sent her home too.
Oh, and they were left in the middle of the badlands.
The best part had to be when the girls saw the housekeeper come in and take out Kelsey’s luggage — they literally started applauding. I can’t blame them.
Did you guys think this was the best episode ever? Do you think he was right to send them both home? Let us know!
— Emily Longeretta