Oh, Tori and Dean. We’ll never get enough of you two. To celebrate the latest episode, we’ve compiled the craziest things that the couple said…about Tori’s boobs. Yes, really!
Tori Spelling and Dean McDermott fought a ton, but also finally bonded on the Nov. 25 episode of True Tori — all it took was Tori having a breakdown over her fake breasts. Dean comforted his wife, as she toyed with the though of having another surgery, and you won’t even believe the compliments that came out of his mouth. Let’s just say, the word “pancake” was repeated often.
‘True Tori’: Tori Freaks Out Over Having Her Fake Breasts Removed
“They’re old and recalled.”
Dean describes Tori’s boobs. But he’s not dissing her — just pointing out that he fake breasts should have been taken out 15 years ago.
“You should have a bigger fear of dying.”
Tori’s best girlfriend warns her of the consequences, if she does not get her breast implants removed. (And then she touches them.)
“I just want to stick a knife in there, and cut them out myself.”
Tori realizes her “rock hard” boobs should probably be removed.
“It’s going to look a little pancake-y.”
Tori’s “boob doctor” describes her potential new boobs. Or lack thereof.
“If you have pancake t*tties, I would love the sh*t about those t*tties.”
No context needed. Just note Tori’s direct response to that statement: “It’s in these moments where Dean says things like this where I’m reminded, this is the man I fell in love with.”
Tori & Dean Get A Pet Praying Mantis
“I have never seen a praying mantis in real life. I looked up, ‘What does a praying mantis mean?’ because it feels like some symbolism that she came into our lives.”
Tori deduces that a praying mantis arrived to bring peace to her life. And then it crawls all over her face. Like all over her face.
“You probably look like mom, with the blonde hair.”
Dean figures out why their pet praying mantis recognizes his son.
“They mate and then they kill…I should be a praying mantis. I should bite your head off.”
Tori ponders an alternative life of becoming an insect, having sex and killing Dean.
An Added Bonus: Dean Drops A Pumpkin On His Daughter’s Head
“She walked underneath me and I didn’t see her and I put a pumpkin down and hit her in the end.”
Dean throws a pumpkin at his child’s head at the pumpkin patch. (Okay, that’s a little dramatic, but basically, it’s what happened.)
HollywoodLifers, leave a comment below with all of your thoughts, concerns and questions on tonight’s episode of True Tori. And just for fun, would you ever have a pet praying mantis?
— Elizabeth Wagmeister
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- ‘True Tori’ Recap: Tori Teams Up With Dean’s Ex-Wife To Party
- ‘True Tori’: Tori Spelling Tearfully Reunites With Her Ex-Husband