War Machine Captured By Police After Alleged Christy Mack Attack

Fri, August 15, 2014 7:39pm EDT by 37 Comments 58,923 Article Views
War Machine Captured
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qwkinuf

Posted at 10:24 PM on August 17, 2014  

Does this mean he’s changing his name from War Machine to Mack attack?

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Jon Koppenhaver

Posted at 9:31 PM on August 20, 2014  

no, it’s gonna be FART MACHINE, bro.

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Lacey kasza

Posted at 12:08 PM on August 17, 2014  

She’s so gross !

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D

Posted at 6:36 AM on August 18, 2014  

You are a very jealous female aren’t you ?

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Jon Koppenhaver

Posted at 9:32 PM on August 20, 2014  

Hey ladies go nutz around me – it’s the fart smell. MMMMMMmmmm breath it in, yo!

 
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Cynthia Neeper

Posted at 3:05 PM on August 16, 2014  

Is JON KOPPENHAVER’S DICK IN YOUR MOUTH?? THEN MY ARE YOU DEFENDING HIM???? DILDO FART SUCKER

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Bert

Posted at 9:00 PM on August 16, 2014  

Never said I was defending him. I’d like to hear his side of the story. But his dick has been in my mouth. It was delicious. Maybe you should try it. ;)

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Jon Koppenhaver

Posted at 9:27 PM on August 20, 2014  

I do have fond memories of you sucking my dick! I came so hard – it was like a pint, and you swallowed it all, like a champ! I love how you inhaled my farts simultaneously (it means “at the same time”).

Miss you Bert!!

– Jon <3

 
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JoJo

Posted at 3:03 PM on August 16, 2014  

FARTZZ AHHH IN YO MOUF

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THE REAL JON KOPPENHAVER

Posted at 1:35 PM on August 16, 2014  

THANKS FOR SUPPORTING MY ACTIVITIES BRAH! NOW CAN I FART IN YOUR MOUTH AS A THANKYOU?

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THE REAL JON KOPPENHAVER

Posted at 1:26 PM on August 16, 2014  

Thanks for sticking up for me bro! Now let me fart in your mouth to show my appreciation.

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Steve

Posted at 1:29 PM on August 16, 2014  

PLEASE fart in my mouth, guy! So hot.

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THE REAL JON KOPPENHAVER

Posted at 1:23 PM on August 16, 2014  

FART MACHINE IS MY REAL NAME, please call me that from now on – thanks!

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florence

Posted at 12:36 PM on August 16, 2014  

Mike, what right you have to judge people Like that?.. 0nce she gets out of hospital, she needs to earn money for Living again… it’s hard these days to change career… she’s a strong, beautifuL, independent woman…LiteraLLy pretty… prettiest in ‘that’ p*** industry in my opinion… she’s a natural.. check her videos if you do not beLieve me…
She has the right to date guy who’s gentLer.. who can satisfy her in all aspects…more mature / financially-secure, etc (so that she can stop doing ‘that p***’ for a Living~if she had a biLLionaire BF ~ who knows??!!)…
She deserves “better” man who doesn’t abuse her…
War Machine shouldn’t date her if he couldn’t handle seeing her with another man..because she’s too gorgeous… honey-Flower will attract plenty of bees…sweet sugar will attract Lots of Ants…

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Jon Koppenhaver

Posted at 9:31 PM on August 20, 2014  

FART MACHINE

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drazeni

Posted at 11:56 AM on August 16, 2014  

you make the world a Worse place you Bring down the human Race as a whole and it would be a better place if you were not wasting Resources and taking up Oxygen.

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explorette

Posted at 9:06 AM on August 16, 2014  

I’m sorry, but does making porn automatically revoke your basic human rights? I must have missed that in the Constitution and the Bible. A scumbag is someone who thinks that human rights don’t apply to all humans.

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drazeni

Posted at 11:55 AM on August 16, 2014  

you make the world a Worse place you Bring down the human Race as a whole and it would be a better place if you were not wasting Resources and taking up Oxygen.

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opchick

Posted at 12:13 PM on August 16, 2014  

I agree. There are many people working in professions that some of us would consider “seedy”. I believe we are all equal in God’s eyes and we are all protected by the same laws.

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THE REAL JON KOPPENHAVER

Posted at 1:33 PM on August 16, 2014  

PLEASE INHALE MY FARTS?

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Dern

Posted at 8:43 AM on August 16, 2014  

No one deserves to get treated like she was, however she put herself there and stayed after supposedly being beat many times before. Have you seen their interviews together? He jokes about killing her and she laughs that she’d deserve it. They clearly have their own type of relationship and that’s their business but if you allow yourself to be someones punching bag you have to expect that it will escalate at some point

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Kekula

Posted at 9:02 AM on August 16, 2014  

Dern, they were broken up at the time of the attack and he broke into her house. But that’s really not the point. People in abusive relationships have many reasons for not being able to leave. One of those reasons is that after they leave, they fear their abuser will find them and hurt them worse than they ever have before, much like what happened in Mack’s case. What you are doing here is victim blaming and it’s wrong.

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Dern

Posted at 2:12 PM on August 16, 2014  

Im not blaming her, but there are pictures of them together very recently so the break up clearly wasn’t final. Dont try to patronize me for my opinions. I understand domestic violence more than you know, and there are ways to protect yourself after escaping a relationship like that. All I’m saying.

 
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Jon Koppenhaver

Posted at 9:33 PM on August 20, 2014  

Thanks for sticking up for me brah, I need your support so thanks!

– Fart Machine

 
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florence

Posted at 1:09 PM on August 16, 2014  

i agree with Kekula… and when i personally – out of curiosity – researched and watched one of her videos..(it’s called “Christy Mack porn-in-the-usa)
i couldnt believe what i heard&saw.. a girl who’s too gorgeous yet her self-esteem/self-worth/appreciation is quite Low…she always said in the beginning & the end… “thank you for Liking me…because no0ne else does” (as if ??!!! millions of guys would be dying to be kissed by this beauty… be dreaming to make love with her…) She is just too kind…
and that Lucky so-so SwitzerLand bastarch had a taste of Christy…

Anyway…in my point of view… a girl with LowSelfEsteem will often be submissive to a “dominant”agressive guy…it’s just the way it is…
i’m myself like that… i’ve come from a troublesome childhood and my relationship with guy was like that as well… so i know (and i learn – i’m getting better now)…

Girls-with-LowSelfWorth* will often just Laugh at ‘mean-jokes’ and think they deserve it…
They* often think ‘it is good enough that i have somebody there that loves me…because no0ne else does’

To get out of A ReLationship ~ is not as easy as fLipping paLm of your hand …
Especially if the guy you dated is an ObsessiveWarMachineManiac (who’d served pLenty of Times) and you are a girl-who’s-not-aware-of-your-SelfWorth…
Not Sure if you get out of this relationship, will there any guy who wants you.. who Loves you like crazy (as LoyaL as WarMachine)… Sticky as gLue.. but… … …

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kerz

Posted at 6:07 AM on August 16, 2014  

they both did porn hes just a bully treating ppl like that

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courtneykalina

Posted at 5:09 AM on August 16, 2014  

You’re ridiculous. Which of your pricks is smaller – the one between your legs or the one connected to your forehead?

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THE REAL JON KOPPENHAVER

Posted at 1:25 PM on August 16, 2014  

Can I fart in your mouth?

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Jon Koppenhaver

Posted at 9:30 PM on August 20, 2014  

Whaaaa?!?!? You dont even make sense woman. Nobody has a prick connected to their forehead? Are you talking about a nose? Some people have big noses I suppose, but that’s a bit of a stretch. Speaking of stretching? How’s about a womb-stretch? I’d like to pork you.

– Jon

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Leifygreens

Posted at 2:19 AM on August 16, 2014  

I bet he was crying when the got him!!

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dan

Posted at 10:39 PM on August 15, 2014  

Never heard of him as a fighter. I think a better punishment would be to put him in the ring with Cain or Jon Jones. See how he likes getting 18 bones broken.

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zackselzman

Posted at 9:57 PM on August 15, 2014  

Prolly not a good idea for a Jealous guy to date a porn star.. Ya think?

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hubanooba

Posted at 2:59 PM on August 16, 2014  

good point

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Horrible

Posted at 8:59 PM on August 15, 2014  

All these hyped up tough guys on steroids beating up women who are tiny. It’s happening more and more in all sports. Like that one player who beat his wife and only got a two game suspension when testing for pot would get him 5 games. It’s such a misogynistic world we live in and instead of better it’s getting worse than ever. The same thing as with the hip hop/rap culture and it’s bleeding into pop, and the rest of the entertainment industry. These idiots aren’t men, real men don’t do things like that. There is NO excuse for it no matter what environment you grow up in. Poor or rich it doesn’t matter, these jerks are beneath the most vicious animals and it’s time we stop enabling or making excuses for them. They give real men a bad name. They’re cowards and bullies and this guy was probably crying like a baby when the police and Dog tracked him down.

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jz

Posted at 11:28 PM on August 15, 2014  

pot is not 5 games…..

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Jon Koppenhaver

Posted at 9:28 PM on August 20, 2014  

What about FART DATING?

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