‘RHOA’ Reunion Recap: Porsha Smacks Kenya & Gets Sent Home

Sun, April 20, 2014 9:56pm EST by 114 Comments

The ‘RHOA’ reunion is finally here! With all of the stories that this event has fueled, the world has been waiting to see Kenya and Porsha get into it, and on April 20, they finally did. And we promise, these ladies get nasty! Click to get all the details on the full on brawl!

Andy Cohen introduced the highly anticipated RHOA reunion, kicking off drama saying, “Tonight, The Real Housewives Of Atlanta sit down for a three-part reunion that’s anything but peachy.” Yep, that sounds about right. Are you ready for some hair pulling? Keep reading for the full Porsha and Kenya smack down!

The Ladies Get Right Down To Twerk

Alright so let’s just start off by mentioning that Kenya showed up to set with a scepter. You know, the things that queens carry. At least that’s what she told host Andy Cohen. So we know how highly she thinks of herself — and we have a feeling that her very attitude might just spark that fight.

Andy asked NeNe about her medical issues, and she revealed that she had pulmonary embolisms. But thank goodness, NeNe said that she’s just fine now. We’re so happy to see NeNe feeling better!

‘RHOA’: Phaedra Parks Admits Kenya ‘Threatened To Beat Me’ — Watch

The first segment of clips introduced is the ladies twerking! A series of hilarious moments from the season shows the ladies getting down a la Miley, and the moral of the story was like “Cynthia‘s twerk needs work.” And there goes the first eye roll of the reunion. We’re sensing some tension, but it’s still all in good fun, at this point.

‘RHOA’ Reunion: Porsha Should Not Be Fired After Kenya Catfight

In the theme of twerking, the next rumor to be brought up is Kenya’s booty. Andy asks her if it’s real because a lot of fans (or not fans) think it’s fake. No real conclusion came up, but Kenya settled the discussion saying that rumors get started “if you have something that looks beautiful and people want to squeeze it.”

If you thought that’s the craziest thing that Kenya could say, she answered Andy’s next question with “I have 99 problems, but a dick ain’t one.”

NeNe & Kandi Have A Showdown Over Showbiz

Kandi spoke about her musical that wrapped up the season finale, and told Andy about the success of the show — even Tyler Perry loved it!

Then Andy asked NeNe about her harsh comments stating that she wouldn’t do a Kandi Burruss production, after a Ryan Murphy production. NeNe replied saying that was completely true and she had no shame to which Kandi admitted that she had no problem because her and NeNe aren’t friends anyway. NeNe said, “I turn down jobs all the time.” And there goes the next eye roll of the night, thanks to Kandi.

In other Kandi news, Andy reminded us that her and Todd‘s wedding will be televised on Bravo.

When Andy asks Kenya about making fun of Kandi’s weight during the season, Kenya gives a half-apology, saying that she wasn’t being serious and no one should take it seriously. Kandi takes it in stride: “I may not be the slimmest, but I’m not the widest either.” Ouch! Throwing some serious shade at NeNe!

Kenya Twirls Into A Downward Spiral: ‘Escapee From Whore Island’ Makes A Comeback

The best line of the season had to have been when Phaedra referred to Kenya as an “escapee from whore island.” So did she apologize on the reunion? Of course not. Rather, Phaedra said she wouldn’t have said it if she wasn’t a whore.

More trouble for Kenya came next. Andy Cohen introduced the next series of clips, which shows Kenya’s landlord trying to evict her, the ladies mocking Kenya’s “invisible African prince” and the sad passing of her dog, Velvet.

On set, Kenya is teary-eyed talking about Velvet and admitted that Velvet was her best friend and there for her during her low points in life. Well, this is the Housewives reunion so her life was about to get just a little more low. Forget about the dog — it’s time for a cat fight!

Phaedra says that Velvet was one of Kenya’s “only friends” and Kenya flipped out, dropping the first F-bomb of the night and telling her to “shut the hell up.” (Yes, she was pointing the scepter at her face.) Phaedra told her she was about to wrap her little “toy” (aka scepter) around her neck. Easy, ladies!

Kenya’s African Prince: ‘Casper The Friendly Boyfriend’

Phaedra kept the disses coming, calling Kenya’s boyfriend “Casper The Friendly Boyfriend” because he’s invisible to all of the ladies. Kenya insists that she “lives her life under the radar” and has nothing to prove. She even says that some of the ladies have met him and that she is still with the African Prince and say him just three weeks ago.

Porsha calls her out though saying that “there is no African Prince for you” and accuses her of paying a Nigerian singer to pose as her boyfriend…because he doesn’t exist!

And he’s where the good stuff started.

Porsha pulls Kenya scepter (gasp!) and throws it on the floor. So many curse words are uttered, it’s hard to hear what they’re even saying. But here’s a takeaway: Kenya took out a megaphone so that Porsha could hear her loud and clear. Literally. A literal megaphone. “What I will not do is have you talk over me.”

At this point, Andy is hiding behind his cue cards because he can’t hold his laughter back.

Porsha says that she knows the guy that Kenya allegedly paid to pose as her beau, and Kenya says that’s not true and it’s a ridiculous story made up by MediaTakeOut. The ladies keep talking over each other and tons of F-bombs and un-lady-like comments are thrown at each other.

NeNe admits that she has never met the African Prince and it’s “simply not true.” Let’s just point at that Andy is cracking up now, and it’s amazing. Then NeNe mimics Kenya and it’s also amazing.

Karma’s A B****

Kenya goes on to talk about how karma has done it’s work, biting all of the ladies right in the butt. But, none of the other women seem to agree. Porsha says that Kenya’s playing victim. And that’s how their big battle begins.

After a lot more talking over each other, Porsha lays a low one on Kenya saying, “Your vagina is so rotten that no one will claim you.” Oh my god.

Kenya backfires by accusing Porsha of cheating on her ex-husband KordellPorsha calls Kenya a slut and freaks out, and that’s where it all goes down.

Porsha & Kenya Get Into A Full On Brawl

First of all, let’s just say that we feel awful for Cynthia who is seated right in between Porsha and Kenya. And you know what happens next.

The ladies stand up and there’s a lot of “I will f*** you up” speak, before Porsha launches herself at Kenya and starts physically fighting. She hits her on the head, and they’re thrown onto the floor, smacking each other. Andy is yelling, “No, no, no, no, no, no, no, stop, stop, stop, stop!” The producers get involved and as the cameras are still rolling, Kenya says that they need to fire Porsha.

“I am not going to sit here and get hit by someone on TV,” Kenya yells. She tells the crew that it’s either her or Porsha, but one of them is leaving the show.

The cameras are still filming on the aftermath and Porsha is bawling, crying hysterically, saying that “ratchet hoe” made her go there. She also says that she is so embarrassed and is completely distraught. All of the ladies are Team Porsha and stick by her side, while Kenya is off by herself — and we all know what she was doing: calling the cops.

After The Fight…

Andy walks into Kenya’s dressing room, apologizing for what happened and says that he wishes that he caught Porsha way before she hit Kenya to which Kenya replies that she can’t have someone hit her in the head like that. Andy says he feels terrible that it happened.

After chatting with Kenya, Andy goes to Porsha’s dressing room and Porsha says that she just wasn’t ready for the reunion. She’s been taking so much from Kenya for two years, not to mention that cameras starting following her just weeks after she was separated from Kordell.

Porsha goes on to say that she’s “embarassed and disappointed,” but defends herself, saying that she “was pushed to the wall.” Andy points out that getting physical is not the way to resolve fights and that she needs to go home for the day, and then eventually, she needs to apologize to Kenya.

Next week, the ladies resume Part Two of the reunion without Porsha! That’s right, Porsha does not return and Andy says that they don’t condone violence in anyway. We still can’t believe that there are two more installments of this reunion. How can they fit in even more drama?

HollywoodLifers, are you breathing yet? Can you handle the Housewives? Let us know what you thought the craziest part of this reunion was! What was the best diss?

– Elizabeth Wagmeister

More ‘RHOA’ News:

  1. ‘RHOA’ Reunion: Porsha Calls Kenya ‘Slut’ During Brawl — Watch
  2. ‘RHOA’: Kenya Moore Would Drop Charges Against Porsha Williams On One Condition
  3. ‘RHOA’: Kandi Reveals Porsha Beats Kenya At Reunion Brawl

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Over it

Posted at 5:36 AM on April 24, 2014  

You can say whatever you want, and no one has the right to hit you. But what you say, how you do it does not give you the right to verbally abuse them. Freedom of speech started for liberty and as it says freedom. People think Freedom of speech gives you the right to say whatever you want? Wrong. Ever heard of defamation of character, most importantly verbal abuse. Kenya speaks of being a role model who does not condone violence, yet you think bullying, provoking, antagonizing them is any better? Claiming to be intelligent Kenya, does not make you intelligent. If you were a lady, the civilized approach would have proved your intelligence. Spewing out props with verbal abuse shows your a drama coward, fake for pretending you do not condone violence when you start it with demented subtle verbal abuse, than act shocked to seem the victim. Good role model.
Now Andy, you have no right to tell Porsha she should apologize. You evidently thought it funny with those dollar props Kenya was using to provoke. Knowing their history, it should have been stopped. If those women are supposed to be in a safe environment, why allow someone to bring things on stage, especially a bullhorn. Call yourself ignorant for not stopping that right away. I’m not saying what Porsha did was right. Seriously thou, Kenya, why did you stand up for? Acting like you were going to do something too, cause protecting yourself wasn’t even what you were trying. Provoke so you do get hit, than claim victim? It’s all bullcrap. Porscha just apologize for being out of character, and make amends with yourself so you can feel better. Kenya, learn how to stop being a has been. Andy get some dialogue cards that give hints saying, now would be a good time to stop this. Smiling at verbal abuse? Whatever.

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StopLying

Posted at 11:23 AM on April 24, 2014  

amen.

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Rochelle

Posted at 9:45 AM on April 23, 2014  

I can say whatever I want but don’t touch me. Everyone seems to have condone Porsha’s behavior. Remember this is the same behavior Kordell spoke about when he stated she was not the same girl he married and that all she wanted to do was club. What she’s doing now? At the club. Don’t dish dirt Porsha then can’t handle when dirt is dished back.

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DoreenAshley

Posted at 5:23 AM on April 23, 2014  

I’ve never been a huge believer but when it turned out that lovespell was my last hope, I gave it a try because my lover stopped talking to me, after begging and pleading with him I realized that nothing was working out, he left me to meet another girl, i had no choice than to ordered a reunite love spell from dr.marnish@ yahoo. com to help me get my lover back, after the spell was cast, the Results was fantastic, I never expected what i saw, I’m so grateful i came across this spell caster, My love left his other girlfriend and we came back together have, dr marnish changed my life and made me a true believer

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Yvette

Posted at 4:53 PM on April 22, 2014  

Bravo was very wrong for allowing Kenya to sit there with a blow horn. She got exactly what she deserved. Kenya should have went home she is a horrible example of a black women she is fake as he’ll.

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LaLa

Posted at 2:33 PM on April 22, 2014  

If we all take a minute to think on Bravos level, if the wand as it was poked and waved in porshas and cythias face is referred to as a prop, why is it any different Portia used her prop hands to defend herself from Kenya aka Many-YAs physical threats of aggression with her WEAPON aka prop?

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LaLa

Posted at 1:54 PM on April 22, 2014  

Bravo allowed, condoned and encouraged Man-ya to bring a WEAPON on stage using it in threatening aggressive manner aganst Porsha waving & poking in her face as well as Cynthias!
AT THE END OF THE DAY or THE BEGINNING ITS A WEAPON with a PRETTY crystal on it…but its a weapon Andy was loving it. Yes he was laughing. Of course Andy is just a puppet working under the powers that be so he goes along with BULLYING. Its NO LONGER A GAME when you are ruining someone’s life trying to get them a record. And Andy pansy is against bullying ONLY when its against GAYS,…other than that he don’t give a * UCK
If Kenya stays the cast should carry the same wand Man-Ya had cursing, belittling, ganging up on her ALL of em eveytime she comes around poking and waving in her face.
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Marv

Posted at 1:15 PM on April 22, 2014  

It’s staged and fake. NOTHING happens on “reality” TV without the approval of the producers, sponsors and so on.

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meka

Posted at 9:37 AM on April 23, 2014  

True

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Dorrey jdc

Posted at 9:00 AM on April 22, 2014  

Spell scepter. LMAO.

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Loye

Posted at 8:56 AM on April 22, 2014  

okay,Kenya is strange but Porsha is a hot mess. I hope we do not have to see her next season. May I also suggest that if Nene thinks she is too good for the show and the other housewives she should just head back to obscurity now (someone can explain what that means to Porsha).

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Floridagirl

Posted at 8:08 AM on April 22, 2014  

I think Keyna needs to get a life unfortunately she tried to cash a check that she once again did not have the finances to cover! She is constantly threatening to put her ugly man hands on anyone who will listen and although violence is not right she is one person that truly deserves it . Kenya is not entertaining and brings a bad attitude, lies and a big mouth that is why her face is stuck like that, What is the point about talking about someone’s husband interested in you unless you are desperate!!!! You talk about karma? The Season started with you getting kicked out of the house you claimed you brought and it ended with you losing what mattered the most and getting your butt kicked on TV. Cynthia looked like a scared rat the entire taping and as a mother, I would think would be sensitive. Cynthia did not even see if Porsha was ok that’s because she might think she is more intelligent than Porsha but she was not sure if the wind was blowing!!!! Cynthia instigated so much she was not sure if her butt was next she needs to grow a spine how does your daughter look at you every day let’s see you came to the show with your husband withholding major financial info nothing has changed, your financial situation is the same from your first season “Girl Bye” Lastly, Andy typically I like him but he resembled a Kool Aid pitcher the entire time he should have made both leave but he was covering Bravo’s A&&$!

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DYSHR

Posted at 2:43 AM on April 22, 2014  

GIVE ME A BREAK WITH ALL THIS VERBAL ABUSE STUFF. THEY TALKED SMACK TO EACH OTHER!! PORSHA CALLED KENYA ALL KINDS OF NAMES AND KENYA CALLED HER ALL KINDS OF NAMES. BUT NOT ONCE DID KENYA GET OUT OF HER SEAT AND RUN UP ON PORSHA. THIS IS THE REAL WORLD, AND I GUESS THAT MEANS PORSHA IS GONNA RUN UP ON EVERY PERSON THAT TALKS SMACK ABOUT HER. I THINK NOT! KENYA WAS WRONG FOR THE PROPS 100%, BUT PORSHA WAS WRONG FOR HITTING HER. I CAN SAY WHATEVER I WANT IN THIS WORLD, AND NO ONE HAS THE RIGHT TO HIT ME AND VICE VERSA, I DON’T HAVE THE RIGHT TO HIT ANYONE FOR SAYING OUT OF LINE, LOW BLOW AND HURTFUL STUFF TO ME. CAUSE IF IT WAS YOU IN THIS SITUATION AND SOMEONE RAN UP ON YOU, GUARANTEE YOU WOULD NOT JUST SIT THERE AND LET THEM TALK STANDING OVER YOU. AND IF THEY HIT YOU BECAUSE OF WHAT YOU SAID, YOU WOULD FEEL THAT THAT PERSON IS IN THE WRONG. FREEDOM OF SPEECH, 1ST AMENDMENT!!!!!

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LaLa

Posted at 1:30 AM on April 22, 2014  

@Shao thanks for joining us. In this time of reality t.v. it is quite a sad week. We love our guilty pleasures but the powers that be need to take responsibility.
First off it is NOT Kenya aka Man-YA that needs to ONLY apologize…its Andy.
Second its Andy that flows with the needs and demands of Bravo…therefore not only does ANDY need apologize… Bravo need apologize to audience, to All Housewives and women who face perpetuation of violence through words, bodily threats with weapons/objects, hate.
Everyone or a lot of us love Bravo, but when does the greed of ratings get them to realize the above is NEVER OK with women. Let’s see Gays of Atlanta where Bravo lays out the same foundation play out,…guess what folks…it does not EXISt! Nor should it for our women.
It is not just me, I am sure I am NOT ALONE when I declare we as an audience are VERY DISAPPOINTED in Bravo and Andy. Do the right thing y’all, for the audience and DONT forget to the very ladies who give birth to GAYS. Without ladies there are no GAYS!
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allmightyices@yahoo.com

Posted at 11:33 PM on April 21, 2014  

If a person says horrible things to their spouse and/or children we call that verbal abuse. And to do so in public is even worse. Words hurt, and often verbal abuse is worse than physical abuse because the scars and bruises are not visible. Porsha went after Kenya at the reunion show, but Kenya has been verbally abusive towards Porsha from day one. Let’s not get it twisted, abuse is abuse and one is just as bad as the other. Kenya started this and Porsha finished it. I’d hate to see either one of the two fired, but if Bravo must let one go, I think it should be Kenya. She’s very fake and while the American public might be open to a lot of things, housewives still have a problem with single women going after our husbands, Kenya is disrespectful towards Phedra’s marriage and that doesn’t sit well with the rest of us housewives. She’s the one that needs to be sent packing,

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annetteandfaith@aol.com

Posted at 12:56 PM on April 22, 2014  

Didn’t hear EVERYBODY verbally abusing each other?In the REAL world if someone calls me a b#### and I hit them…Who is going to jail?I teach my CHILDREN to control themselves.If you fight every time someone calls you a name or say something you don’t like…. …you wasn’t reared right…and besides Porsha got mad about the “cheating”comment.The r e is a reason why she divorced a millionaire and ended up with $0 dollars and an engagement ring…hmmmmm.

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Reneee

Posted at 9:28 PM on April 21, 2014  

I am Andy, I don’t condone violence either but if you allowed Kenya to verbally abuse someone.. what is the difference.. abuse is abuse.. Kenya needs to go not Porsha.. she needs to be put back on the show.. and the show needs to apologize for allowing Kenya to do what she has done. She has lied to this show from day one.

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dorothy marshall

Posted at 9:56 AM on April 24, 2014  

I fell all the women talk about each other all of them is fake porsha said some hurting word about kennya, you can’ go around hitting peope because you don’t like what say that is why they have a reunion show so they can get mad at each other porsha should have ready for

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brittnie

Posted at 2:55 PM on May 4, 2014  

Porsha does not need to come back to the show. She is not mentally and emotionally fit to do it. She had a nervous breakdown on national television. During this season, she said at different times that she was having blackouts and even fainted once falling down stairs. Her moods are all over the place and she seems to have to be babysat by the other women. Like she’s very immature and has the mind of a child. She’s not getting the medical help that she needs and Bravo is exploiting it. Her ex-husband even said he was trying to help her because she needs it. Her mother failed her and she is taking advantage of her own daughter because of her illness that they consider stupidity. The mother manipulated Porsha to take off that wedding ring so she and the stepsister can go sell it on Ebay. They are collaberating together and its sad. Her mother is a ratchett whore who is just using her daughter as a meal ticket. Her fat mammy is even more closer to the stepsister who she didn’t even give birth to. How sad!

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