Tom Hanks: See His Bare Butt Twerking In Shocking New Rap Video

Fri, March 21, 2014 9:08pm EDT by 7 Comments

You’ve DEFINITELY never seen Tom Hanks like this before. Watch Buckwheat Groats’ ridiculously over-the-top parody video for their new rap song, ‘Tom Hanks’, right here. You won’t regret it.

Up until now, the dirtiest thing we’ve ever seen Tom Hanks do is what Madonna described as “some good peeing” in A League of Their Own. Well, all that’s changed now that we’ve seen a lineup of raunchy things that can never be unseen in a new parody video by Buckwheat Groats. Warning: Nothing has ever been more NSFW.

Tom Hanks Music Video — ‘Captain Philips’ Twerks Bare Butt In Parody

Did you ever think you’d see Tom Hanks twerking in the buff? No? How about holding a gun in a half-naked young woman’s mouth while she simulated oral sex on it? Still no? Neither have we — but then our imaginations are far more limited than those of the guys in Buckwheat Groats.

The band’s raunchfest of a video features Tom’s likeness from multiple movies plastered on the bodies of men gunning down cops, dealing cocaine and having sexual relations with tons of naked ladies, among other obscene things.

Ahh, at last, Tom Hanks rappin’ ’bout blunts and broads, t*ts and bras, ménage à trois, sex in expensive cars. Consider us hypnotized.

Needless to say, Mr. Hanks, 57, would never be caught dead doing any of these things in real life — but it’s still fun to pretend.

Tom Hanks Reveals Type 2 Diabetes Diagnosis

Tom visited Late Show with David Letterman in October, 2013 to promote his film Captain Phillips, but ended up dropping a sad announcement — that he’s been struggling with high blood sugar since he was 36.

“I went to the doctor and he said, ‘You know those high blood sugar numbers you’ve been dealing with since you were 36? Well, you’ve graduated. You’ve got type 2 diabetes, young man.”

However, he remembered the importance of keeping everything funny and light-hearted. “Something’s going to kill us all, Dave,” he joked.

Look at that — real-life Tom Hanks is even more bad-ass than the Tom Hanks in this new video. He even laughs in the face of death. Go Hanx!

So HollywoodLifers, do YOU think Buckwheat Groats’ new video is funny? Let us know!

– Tierney McAfee

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Susy

Posted at 5:54 PM on March 22, 2014  

It’s legal and hilarious. Love it.

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Donna Green Manning

Posted at 5:19 PM on March 22, 2014  

I’m not sure it’s legal to do this. It’s obviously photo-shopped. I’m thinking major lawsuit here. I couldn’t even watch the whole thing. This disgusts me!

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Teya Jon

Posted at 11:33 AM on March 22, 2014  

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me

Posted at 11:11 AM on March 22, 2014  

Who knows if Tom Hanks will be offended or think it’s funny.They also need to ask permission because they had Woody in there and Meg Ryan and Tom hanks son,and Arnold S .

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Mister Baja

Posted at 1:26 AM on March 22, 2014  

yep, this is HANK, the man, folks!!

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Donna Green Manning

Posted at 5:20 PM on March 22, 2014  

NO, it’s not Hanks at all.

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F S N

Posted at 11:40 PM on March 21, 2014  

Reblogged this on The Now.

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