Paula Patton and Robin Thicke have split for good after nine years of marriage. The two have been inseparable ever since they were 14, and now they call it quits? I don’t get it. Here’s why Robin is definitely to blame.
Paula Patton, 38, and Robin Thicke, 36, are no longer together, and for the life of me I can’t understand why — but I know that I blame Robin. If I had 10 minutes in a room with him I would say, “Your wife is downright gorgeous; she’s smart, talented, and you guys have a kid together — go get that back!”
Paula Patton & Robin Thicke Separate After 22 Years Together
Well, the couple that I have loved ever since I found out who sang “Lost Without You” separated on Feb.24. Honestly, Robin and Paula were one of my favorite couples, right up there with Will Smith and Jada Pinkett. I blame Robin for the separation. Let’s just take a look back at some of his actions — actions that I know don’t paint him as a happily married man.
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First there’s the “Blurred Lines” video. What was that about? Robin, why do you need naked, half-starved looking girls in your video when you have Paula at home? Go home and see her naked! I would, there is no amount of “strange” in the world that would make me stray from my wife if my wife was Paula Patton.
Also, Robin, what’s with twerking with Miley Cyrus on stage at the VMAs in August 2013? Twerk on your wife, man. You can’t tell me that Paula watched that performance, and then just wanted to throw herself at her husband when he got home. No way.
Robin Thicke & Paula Patton Say Goodbye To Marriage After Nine Years
And again, Robin — why are you going to Paris nightclubs without your wife? I don’t get it. This past January, you were seen at Club 79 in Paris dancing with a little Parisian shorty who even looked a little like Paula anyway! Okay, I get it, you like to be the cream in your girl’s coffee. That’s fine and to each their own, but you had a fresh cup at home. Robin, go drink down some Paula, because I’m sure it always goes down smooth.
At the end of the day Robin, knock off all this nonsense about separating from your self proclaimed “rock.” Go get your wife back, man.
What do you think HollywoodLifers, should Robin go get Paula back?
— Bryant Perkins