Justin Bieber — are you ready to unscramble your brain and start acting like an adult? Being investigated by cops for a felony investigation should be a major wake-up and grow-up call!
Justin Bieber, do you really want to be involved in a felony investigation because you allegedly pulled a very childish prank — egging a neighbor’s house? Puh-leeze, Justin! This is such a waste of your time, energy, talent and image! Let’s hope that you didn’t do it and that you’ve been falsely accused. Nevertheless, the police are taking it seriously enough that they’ve driven a platoon of 11 patrol cars to your Calabasas, Calif., mansion.
Justin Bieber: It’s Time To Grow Up After Egging Incident
Believe it, Justin: The police have better things to do with their time than dispatching a mega force of officers to a pop star’s home. So even if you are falsely accused, the LAPD has been miffed enough by previous calls to investigate your parties, your run-ins with paparazzi and your speeding on highways to want to try to nail you with something!
Justin, I hope you’re taking this seriously as you’re sitting there, detained, in your garage. You may think that egging is funny, that paparazzi are less-than-human pests and that partying is just a rite of passage for a teenager. You need the rethink.
Your usual defenders say that you’re a good kid, who’s just doing normal, mischievous teen things that ordinary kids wouldn’t get into trouble for.
But guess what? MOST teens don’t get pulled over for speeding in Ferraris on a regular basis, and very few get investigated for allegedly assaulting other people or proerty– like you’ve experienced.
And then there’s the urinating-into-a-mop-bucket incident where you also swore at a completely innocent photo of former President Bill Clinton. No, Justin, most non-pop star 19-year-old guys DON’T do that! So, Justin, stop making excuses for your behavior to yourself or anyone else, for that matter — no matter how much your handlers try to protect you.
Face the facts: it’s time to grow up and behave like a responsible, law-abiding adult.
Justin Bieber Investigated By Police For Egging Neighbor’s House
You have every reason to be thrilled with your life. You’re young, healthy, enormously talented, wealthy beyond your wildest dreams, you have a loving family and on-again girlfriend, Selena Gomez, millions of fans and a wonderful, exciting future.
You have nothing to be angry about. Nothing to rebel against. You are blessed.
Ponder all those facts and ask yourself why you’d want to sully your future — your talents and energy — with any run-ins with the law.Wouldn’t you rather be writing music, collaborating with another talented musicians you admire, or cuddling with Selena right now?
And also remember that youth is no excuse for immature behavior. There are millions of people your age struggling with adult responsibilities, helping their families pay bills and raise their siblings, shouldering crushing college loans and even entering the military.
They have REALLY difficult challenges . You don’t. So wake up, smell the coffee and eggs, and resolve to become the mature adult you are capable of being.
Do you agree, HollywoodLifers? Should Justin Bieber grow up after the police egging investigation? Let me know.
— Bonnie Fuller