‘Duck Dynasty”s Phil Robertson Says Men Should Marry 15-Year-Old Girls

Tue, December 31, 2013 10:37am EST by 9 Comments

Four days after controversial ‘Duck Dynasty’ patriarch Phil Robertson was re-instated on the show after racist and anti-gay remarks led to a brief suspension, a new video emerged of Phil telling men to marry teenage girls. Check out the shocking new footage below!

Do you still “Stand With Phil?” Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson continued down his holy path in a new video that features some “river rat counseling” (his words) on how men should marry women when they’re 15 or 16 year old girls — because after that they become gold-diggers, obviously.

Phil Robertson: Marry ‘Em Young

The new video — which was taken at a Georgia Sportsmen Ministry event in 2009 — starts out basic enough, with the typical sexist drivel you’d hear from a man of Phil’s age. Phil begins by giving local men advice on what type of woman they should marry:

“Make sure that she can cook a meal,” he says. “You need to eat some meals that she cooks. Check that out. Make sure she caries her bible; that’ll save you a lot of trouble down the road. And if she picks your ducks, now that’s a woman.”

I’m sure he means actually physically picking the feathers off of ducks, right? He couldn’t possibly be making a sexual reference using ducks as a metaphor.

You got to marry these girls when they are 15 or 16,” Phil says. “They’ll pick your ducks.”

Oops, guess I was wrong! He was making a sexual reference using ducks as a metaphor.

“Look, you wait until they get to be 20 years old, the only picking that’s going to take place is your pocket,” he tells the audience, who happen to think that statutory rape is just hilarious, and that women stop enjoying sex at the age of 20. Phil did offer a disclaimer, however:

“You need to check with mom and dad about that of course.”

I’m so glad that Phil thinks you should ask for permission before making a teenage girl your “duck-picking” slave. Courtney Stodden‘s parents gave permission, and everything turned out great there.

Oh well, time to get back to gold digging!

What do you think, HollywoodLifers? Do you still stand with Phil after this latest bout of awful, sexist comments?

– Shaunna Murphy

More Phil Robertson News:

  1. Phil Robertson: A&E Ends ‘Duck Dynasty’ Star’s Suspension
  2. Phil Robertson Buys Miss Kay Wedding Ring After Controversy
  3. Phil Robertson Speaks Out After Controversy: ‘I Will Not Back Off’

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Ashli

Posted at 12:11 AM on March 19, 2014  

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Linda Truderung

Posted at 1:51 PM on February 3, 2014  

What you goons seem to miss, is that when Phil married Kay, he himself was also very young! He is only a couple years older than Kay! For Pete’s sake! You people must love drama, so are making things up now, and casting innuendos, in order to create yet more drama. The picking of ducks refers to picking pin feathers from the ducks. I am trying to figure out who is more stupid. You for making such an uneducated accusation, or those who will likely believe your accusations and innuendos!

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Kelendriyah & kiaryr twins sister

Posted at 12:30 PM on December 31, 2013  

What in the world is wrong with him people shouldn’t do that cuz it’s eww to to marry a teenager that’s still a child @ 15 or 16 year old

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Linda Truderung

Posted at 1:52 PM on February 3, 2014  

What you people seem to miss, is that he himself was also very young! He is only a couple years older than Miss Kay!

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helenjcustodio (@helenjcustodio)

Posted at 12:09 PM on December 31, 2013  

my buddy’s half-sister makes $63 every hour on the laptop. She has been without a job for 8 months but last month her income was $19859 just working on the laptop for a few hours. learn this here now =======>max38.C­­­O­­­­­­M

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bgon

Posted at 11:17 AM on December 31, 2013  

I may be wrong but I think what he is saying to marry your high school sweetheart because that is what he did and they are still together. Not go out and be a forty year old who marries a 15 or 16 year old

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Denise Martin

Posted at 1:43 PM on December 31, 2013  

Uh…no! Phil said he used to be bad boy – screwing around while preaching the Bible so he got married so he could get his goodies at home. I guarantee you Phil is talking about “Grooming” young girls to serve men before they grow up with a mind of their own. So glad Phil is back. Christians need to stand up and support him or stand up and say we don’t believe that even though the Bible says so.

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cgonzo

Posted at 8:12 PM on December 31, 2013  

Actually he is just giving a look into his marriage with Kay. Everything he said applies to her that is why people were laughing not because they think statutory rape is funny.

 
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Linda Truderung

Posted at 1:55 PM on February 3, 2014  

You are wrong! He did not say that. He said he was screwing up his life before he found God! Once he found God, he changed his ways! *sheesh!

 
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