We know if you’ve been bad or good… though in this case, these stars have mostly been bad. From Justin’s many transgressions to Miley Cyrus’ all-out assault on our senses, here are the stars who made our naughty list.
We’ve got a whole lot of coal all boxed and ready to be sent out before Christmas Day ends, and boy do we have a long list of stars who should be expecting a heavy package in the mail. Check out HollywoodLife.com‘s 2013 Naughty List below and let us know — who do YOU think should top the list?
The 2013 Naughty List
(Our Naughty List is in no particular order — that’s for you to vote and decide on!)
The Duck Dynasty patriarch was a latecomer to the Naughty List. He lands on here for his comments in the January issue of GQ in which he said the following things: “Neither the adulterers, the idolaters, the male prostitutes, the homosexual offenders, the greedy, the drunkards, the slanderers, the swindlers—they won’t inherit the kingdom of God,” “I’m with the blacks, because we’re white trash,” and “All you have to do is look at any society where there is no Jesus. I’ll give you four: Nazis, no Jesus. Look at their record. Uh, Shintos? They started this thing in Pearl Harbor. Any Jesus among them? None. Communists? None. Islamists? Zero.”
We could point to several (a minimal estimate) naughty things that Justin did this year, but we just can’t decide which one of these things was worse: The fact that he peed in a bucket at a restaurant while saying, “F**k Bill Clinton!” or the fact that he visited the most renown brothel in the world during his stay in Rio de Janeiro, Brazil in November.
We’re not even putting Yeezy on the Naughty List because he got into an altercation with a photographer and was charged with battery. Instead, he’s on here for his unbelievable, borderline blasphemous rants, like the one where he said, “I am Warhol. I am the number one most impactful artist of our generation. I am Shakespeare in the flesh.”
She made twerking mainstream. Enough said.
2013 was the year that our perception of Lamar drastically changed. It was reported that the former NBA star cheated on his wife Khloe Kardashian, and he more or less confirmed the rumors in a creepy, drunken rap video in November. The couple officially came to an end, when Khloe filed for divorce on Dec. 13.
We don’t blame Liam for breaking up with Miley. But we do think it was a little cold of him to go make out with Eiza Gonzalez ONE DAY after the separation was announced.
There are 39 reasons why Teresa deserves to be on the Naughty List, as in, the 39 charges of fraud she was indicted on in July.
Gucci alienated the entire world — but especially the rap world — in Sept. by tweeting that he paid Nicki Minaj $60 for sex. Or in his words, “So nikki I didn’t have u in atl for 2 weeks room rate 60 a night?” Way to be classy, guy with an ice cream cone tattooed on his face.
Paula was the original Phil Robertson this year, losing her Food Network show after she was sued by a former employee for racial harassment and confirming that, “Yes, of course” she used the N-word.
Chief was Santa Claus’ worst nightmare in 2013. He was sent back to jail after violating his probation in October, but his most shocking mistake of the year happened when Katy Perry criticized Chief’s song “Hate Being Sober” and he tweeted back, “Dat b**h Katy Perry Can Suck Skin Off Of my D**k,” and “Ill Smack The S**t out her.”
Let’s just say this: If Anthony texts you a photo, DO NOT OPEN IT!!!
DOUBLE F**KING NEWSFLASH! We’re putting Rebecca on here because she was so naughty we love her. The University of Maryland sorority sister made waves when her incredibly aggressive, incredibly vulgar email to the rest of her sisters leaked and we were introduced to phrases like “stupid c**ks,” “STUPID F**KING A** HATS,” and of course, “c**t punt.”
So HollywoodLifers, there it is — the 2013 Naughty List. Now vote and tell us who you think had the naughtiest year. And let us know if you think we left anyone out!
— Andrew Gruttadaro