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Kristen Stewart Explains Thanksgiving In Hilarious New Video

Wed, November 20, 2013 10:16am EDT by 50 Comments

The folks at Barely Political are at it again. This time, their version of Kristen Stewart does her best to explain Thanksgiving, with… interesting results. We love K-Stew, but we’re at least 90 percent sure that Spongebob was not present at the first Thanksgiving.

Kristen Stewart, 23, has a doppelgänger over at Barely Political, and this time around the sulky, jeans and sneakers clad “Kristen” is doing her best to explain “the mysteries of Thanksgiving and the magic of Thanksgivingukkah.” She got a few key details wrong, but to be fair, Kristen’s version of the big event sounds a lot more interesting than what actually happened. Check out the video below!

Kristen Stewart’s Thanksgiving: “Kind of Like Speed-Dating.”

The story behind the real first Thanksgiving is murky due to the passage of time, but Kristen’s version takes things to a whole new level of confusing. While we agree that they probably didn’t charge for the food and “just, like, gived it” back in the day, we don’t think that they actually ate pillow stuffing or watched any NFL back in 1621.

But hey, this is all just pure speculation — none of us here at were actually in attendance at the first Thanksgiving. Maybe Pocahontas and Christopher “Columbo” actually were there.

Kristen Stewart’s Thanksgivingukkah: “The Jewish Festival of Not-Christmas.”

Since Thanksgiving and Hanukkah overlap this year, Kristen was also kind enough to explain the sacred holiday of “Thanksgivingukkah.” And to be perfectly frank, it sounds awesome — watching The Daily Show with Shrek sounds way more fun than washing dishes with our moms while drunk uncles scream at the Steelers.

But what do you think, HollywoodLifers? Are you a fan of this new “Kristen” video?

WATCH: Kristen Stewart Explains Thanksgiving

— Shaunna Murphy

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