Kristen Stewart Explains Thanksgiving In Hilarious New Video

Wed, November 20, 2013 10:16am EDT by 50 Comments

The folks at Barely Political are at it again. This time, their version of Kristen Stewart does her best to explain Thanksgiving, with… interesting results. We love K-Stew, but we’re at least 90 percent sure that Spongebob was not present at the first Thanksgiving.

Kristen Stewart, 23, has a doppelgänger over at Barely Political, and this time around the sulky, jeans and sneakers clad “Kristen” is doing her best to explain “the mysteries of Thanksgiving and the magic of Thanksgivingukkah.” She got a few key details wrong, but to be fair, Kristen’s version of the big event sounds a lot more interesting than what actually happened. Check out the video below!

Kristen Stewart’s Thanksgiving: “Kind of Like Speed-Dating.”

The story behind the real first Thanksgiving is murky due to the passage of time, but Kristen’s version takes things to a whole new level of confusing. While we agree that they probably didn’t charge for the food and “just, like, gived it” back in the day, we don’t think that they actually ate pillow stuffing or watched any NFL back in 1621.

But hey, this is all just pure speculation — none of us here at HollywoodLife.com were actually in attendance at the first Thanksgiving. Maybe Pocahontas and Christopher “Columbo” actually were there.

Kristen Stewart’s Thanksgivingukkah: “The Jewish Festival of Not-Christmas.”

Since Thanksgiving and Hanukkah overlap this year, Kristen was also kind enough to explain the sacred holiday of “Thanksgivingukkah.” And to be perfectly frank, it sounds awesome — watching The Daily Show with Shrek sounds way more fun than washing dishes with our moms while drunk uncles scream at the Steelers.

But what do you think, HollywoodLifers? Are you a fan of this new “Kristen” video?

WATCH: Kristen Stewart Explains Thanksgiving

– Shaunna Murphy

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Anonymous

Posted at 5:38 PM on November 27, 2013  

I love barely political!!! But I feel bad for k-stew

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Kari

Posted at 2:27 AM on November 28, 2013  

This has nothing to do with politics. It’s a joke. Plus, people just like to hate on her because of the cheating scandal and because her acting isn’t so great.

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lenaj

Posted at 11:30 AM on November 22, 2013  

It’s really disgusting. God’s sake let this young woman herself. This is the worst bullying I’ve seen since the death of princess Diana. You are repulsive and totally disgusting.

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Gah

Posted at 11:56 PM on November 21, 2013  

Don’t know who this girl is, but she portrays K to a tee. Bwahahahaha!

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A fan

Posted at 6:55 PM on November 21, 2013  

Omg this is great! LMAO!

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Debra

Posted at 3:29 PM on November 21, 2013  

—- Are you tired of going office daily? Start working at home with Google! On sunday I bought themselves a Alfa Romeo from having made $5637 this month. its the best-job Ive ever had.I started this seven months/ago and pretty much immediately began to bring in over $79, per-hour. Official site>> BUZZ95.COM

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Reality Check

Posted at 2:20 PM on November 21, 2013  

Keep up the good work, there are a whole bunch of videos making fun of Kristen, and rightfully so. She’s such a cliche. So fake and pretentious, the opposite of Oscar winner Jennifer Lawrence.

KStew’s career is in the toilet, she’s never had a single Oscar nomination and she’ll never get one with the micro budget indies she’s forced to do now. Couldn’t happen to a more deserving tramp.

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@reality check

Posted at 2:22 PM on November 26, 2013  

You do realize that only a handful of actors and actresses have been nominated for Oscars, right? Just because you’re not nominated, doesn’t mean you aren’t a good actor. And she doesn’t make movies for the awards, she makes movies because she loves it – which is what most actors do.
Her career is not “in the toilet”. She’s one of the highest paid actresses. She chooses to do indies, as she has said before. You’re pettiness is showing.

And truth be told, Jen’s slightly pretentious and just seems to be as if she’s looking for attention. She always brings up when she tripped at the Oscars. Yes, congrats, you’re clumsy, just like a lot of normal people. She’s always bringing up how she’s “fat” in Hollywood when, truth be told, I rarely hear anybody call her fat, unless out of jealousy. She’s the perfect size for a woman her age. She’s not fat, she just wants attention. Obviously she’s being supportive for girls struggling with their weight, but she can’t keep saying she’s considered fat, because she is not.

And you should never compare two actors against each other. They will always be different and that’s a good thing.

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Karen

Posted at 4:38 AM on November 27, 2013  

Actually, the only reason Jennifer brings up any of those things is because interviewers always ask her about them and I’ve seen plenty of people call her fat. Mainly Kristen Stewart fans, but they just do it because they think Kristen should have all the movie roles and praise Jennifer gets. By the way getting nominated for an Oscar does mean your a great actor/actress that’s why only a handful of actors/actresses only get nominated especially if you have two nominations and one win like Jennifer does.

 
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Posted at 3:28 AM on November 21, 2013  

Boy HWL sure hit pay dirt with this one. You fools you were sucked in again by this site. They are laughing all the way to the bank. FOOLS …….FOOLS.

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Tess

Posted at 3:20 AM on November 21, 2013  

BOYCOTT THIS SITE………BOYCOTT……….BOYCOTTT NOW!

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@Tess

Posted at 6:53 PM on November 21, 2013  

No way! This is hilarious!

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Jackson

Posted at 11:53 PM on November 20, 2013  

Thought I was gonna laugh, but I didn’t. The first two were funny,
but not this one. Over it.

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Dela

Posted at 11:10 PM on November 20, 2013  

BOYCOTT THIS SITE NOW. ALL OF YOU HOW ARE OFFENDED BY THIS NOT FUNNY VIDEO HAVE THE PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO BOYCOTT THEM NOW. NOW IS THE TIME TO SAY ENOUGH.

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Dela

Posted at 10:59 PM on November 20, 2013  

That’s it for me. I’m finished with this Hollywood Life site. How dare you make fun of Kristen Stewart again and again. Who the H do you think you are. It’s not funny any more. You have stepped over the line of decency . I hope she sues your arses off or someone out there real soon. Bonnie Fuller you are a F en idiot . You nd your team of geeks are not funny. We get it ,you hate this girl , why I will never know , she never did anything to you but line your pockets from the day she came into the lime light. My rage is overwhelming at this point and if I could reach through this machine , I would strangle you to death. How dare you. I will avoid this site completely in the future. Nothing you ever report is truth only lies and more lies. Now you rape this girl again. You are sum.

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watch what you say

Posted at 9:25 PM on November 21, 2013  

@Dela….watch how you use the word rape unless you have been there. Kristen hasn’t been raped but I have and it is not something that you say to suit your purpose. What a stupid remark from a stupid person that doesn’t know the difference.

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Posted at 9:43 PM on November 21, 2013  

There is such a thing as figuretivly and literally ,it’s a shame you can’t tell the difference. My answer to you at WATCH WHAT YOU SAY reply to my comment. Sorry for your experience but what you are doing to this girl is far worse. This is beyond cruelty . It’s insane.

 
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Angela

Posted at 3:46 AM on November 22, 2013  

Completely agree with you. People use the word too liberally. Like rape and having a flash in your face are the same thing. @Dela we get what you want to say but there’s no comparison between the two. I haven’t been abused but I’m sensitive enough not to belittle someone else’s experience. @Dela yes there is a difference between literal and figurative. And there is also a difference between warm and callous. Guess where you fit?

 
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Mary

Posted at 10:33 PM on November 20, 2013  

Is this what you call Breaking News. This has nothing to do with her fans being poor sports. This is being done because you hate her so much and you just can’t let it go. How would Rob feel about a parody of him in that ugly green sweater or better still how would you like it if a parody was done of him falling off a bar stool. There is a place for this kind of humor and it certainly isn’t on HL. If someone wants to see these vignettes which have been around since Twilight started they know where they are. Bonnie loves to compliment Kristen but this is just another attempt for HL to get more traffic on this site and you mean spirited people fall for it every time.

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beter

Posted at 9:41 PM on November 20, 2013  

Does this Kristen Stewart want a be for real,what an idiot, I could note even finish it , it was sickening.

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Alejandrina

Posted at 9:13 PM on November 20, 2013  

Funny. Good impersonator.

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@aladranwhat ever

Posted at 10:38 PM on November 20, 2013  

Just to let you know this is a woman who wants to be a movie star. Not only is she a poor example of Kristen she is a poor example of a human being.

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Posted at 3:25 AM on November 21, 2013  

You think this is funny. You have to be mentally ill. Alejandrina you were not raised with decency . You are a disgrace to the human race.

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Alejandrina

Posted at 9:14 PM on November 21, 2013  

comment and@aladranwhat ever
really. I don´t care about you. You little Miss K fans you like to fight with everyone and offend everyone but when someone answers or says something about her you are offeded. Plus she gesticulates like “Miss K”. I Iike the video. So what?

 
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mary

Posted at 8:33 PM on November 20, 2013  

You are a stupid! you wish you kristen! ‘re ugly, you’re fat face, apple cheeks and long fingers as chopsticks!

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@mary

Posted at 9:30 PM on November 20, 2013  

You’re an idiot.

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Nora

Posted at 7:09 PM on November 20, 2013  

Whenever somebody does a joke or say or do anything that resembles comedy involving Kristen Stewart you fans lose your sh!t. You guys really don’t know how to take a joke do you? It’s funny. Laugh!

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@aladranwhat ever

Posted at 10:40 PM on November 20, 2013  

I have a great sense of humor but is doesn’t belong on this site. Shame on HL.

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Dela

Posted at 11:04 PM on November 20, 2013  

No it’s not funny, IT’S INSULTING AND CREUD, IT HAS NO PLACE ON THE INTERNET.

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GUEST

Posted at 6:50 PM on November 20, 2013  

Funny. I wish they would do a parody re-enacting her and Rupert in the Mini Cooper and them getting busted by the paps….now that would be funny.

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js

Posted at 9:30 PM on November 21, 2013  

@guest…that would be hilarious.

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Pechilvr

Posted at 6:46 PM on November 20, 2013  

i hope the real kristen stewart finally sues this online trash mag for defamation of character!

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GUEST

Posted at 6:55 PM on November 20, 2013  

That would be kind of hard considering the skank has pictures of herself and a married sleezeball going at it on the side of the road.

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summer

Posted at 5:23 PM on November 20, 2013  

PATHETIC!!! Grow up people! This girl looks & acts absolutely nothing like Kristen, its just another way for u people to be nasty & bratty!! Really is there nothing better to write a article about? This is what our world has come too people making fun of others & unfortunately ciber land allows bullying at its finest… If u have nothing better to do with your time perhaps try helping people be kind & writ a descent article instead of this rubbish

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summer

Posted at 5:22 PM on November 20, 2013  

PATHETIC!!! Grow up people! This girl looks & acts absolutely nothing like Kristen, its just another way for u people to be nasty & bratty!! Really is there nothing better to write a article about? This is what our world has come too people making fun of others & unfortunately ciber land allows bullying at its finest… If u have nothing better to do with your time perhaps try helping people be kind & write a descent article instead of this rubbish

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@summer

Posted at 9:32 PM on November 20, 2013  

It’s called comedy and joking around. Learn how to take a joke.

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Dela

Posted at 11:07 PM on November 20, 2013  

This is no joke only a fool would think it is. It’s trashing and bashing . The joke is that this site is garbage and all you jerks play right into their hands and line the pockets of these terrible people.

 
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HAHAHA YES!

Posted at 4:50 PM on November 20, 2013  

This was so stupid it was funny! Man she makes an awesome impersonation of Kslut :D

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js

Posted at 9:34 PM on November 21, 2013  

@ha,ha…i wished she had left her hair unbrushed and pushed over to one side and put a fu*ck you ballcap on and that would have been perfect.

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melanie

Posted at 3:36 PM on November 20, 2013  

She’s such a cliche, it’s easy to make fun of her, her whole life is a joke.

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kylie

Posted at 11:59 AM on November 20, 2013  

that’s not kristen stewart

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chris

Posted at 12:36 PM on November 20, 2013  

you don’t say genius! :P

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Anastasia

Posted at 11:51 AM on November 20, 2013  

Hilarious!! That is a dead on impression of Kristen. She’s such an awkward little twit

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amazed that people believe gossip sites

Posted at 2:09 PM on November 20, 2013  

@anastatasia…we think you are the twit! Stupid video and how do they get away pretiending to be Kstew?

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Really?

Posted at 2:40 PM on November 20, 2013  

Because it’s comedy!

 
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Cc

Posted at 3:05 AM on November 21, 2013  

It’s not comedy it’s vile and disgusting. Those of you who approve of this video are the lowest, cruel and despicable people on this planet. Just how would you like it if this was you being made fun of and ridiculed? This has stepped over the line.

 
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Tess

Posted at 3:14 AM on November 21, 2013  

You think this is funny, how crazy are you? Not all the nuts are on trees and yes the 70 IQ people are out there along with you. How dare you do this to someone you don’t know, never met and really have no idea how she may be hurt by this. Would you like it? I think not. No normal person would. Witch hunts and pillary posts are past history , haven’t we as humans learned anything from this. Judgement will come to you all in the end. I truly wish you the same that you are giving this girl. It is not right nor is it fair. Words just can’t describe how I feel about all of you vile people. I say go to H……e………11.

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js

Posted at 9:38 PM on November 21, 2013  

@Tess….chill out before you have a stroke. It’s only a joke, get it, just a joke but a funny one.

 
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Linda Louisville

Posted at 1:03 AM on November 23, 2013  

Hey, are you Anastasia Beaverhausen? Just wondering…

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abraham

Posted at 11:01 AM on November 20, 2013  

………….the unforgiven?

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