Kris Jenner Disses Kim Kardashian’s Pregnant ‘Watermelon’ Breasts

Mon, August 5, 2013 9:31am EST by 10 Comments
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Kim is on the family vacation in Greece during the Aug. 4 episode of ‘Keeping Up With The Kardashians,’ and her own mother won’t stop talking about just how massive her boobs have gotten while being pregnant! Do you think Kris is being totally insensitive by making jokes during Kim’s difficult pregnancy?

Kim Kardashian‘s pregnant body is expanding by the minute and her boobs are huge! But to make matters worse, her own mother, Kris Jenner, is making fun of Kim’s boobs by calling them “two watermelons,” while the family is trying to sit down to a nice peaceful breakfast in Greece.

Kris Jenner Mocks Kim Kardashian’s Breasts On ‘KUWTK’

Kim just can’t catch a break, not even from her own family! She is having a miserable time on the family vacation because she is so bloated and swollen. Kim’s boobs, just like all pregnant women, have increased in size. But instead of being sensitive to Kim right now, Kris jumps right in and basically attacks her boobs in front of the entire family.

“I’ve never seen anything like it. They’re two watermelons,” Kris says. “I don’t know how she goes day to day and carries those boobs around. You need a crane.”

This is so embarrassing and rude of her to say! Then Khloe Kardashian chimes in and says: “You got some big f***ing boobs, dude … There’s not even milk in them yet, which is like the scary part.'”

This is just not appropriate breakfast conversation, poor Kim!

Kim doesn’t even look up and she simply responds: “I like, really don’t care right now.”

We told you that Kim spent the entire vacation pretty much alone and sleeping in her room. She ends up cutting the trip short and flying to Paris to meet Kanye West and we don’t blame her!

Tune in every single Sunday at 9 p.m. on E! for more Kardashians!

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Posted at 6:32 PM on August 9, 2013  

Aren’t you people sick of these cunts?

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Posted at 9:00 PM on August 6, 2013  

Oh no you do not understand, that is just the average friendly Kardashian conversation. Dissing in th Kardashian family is if Khomeini refuses to pick you up. >:(

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Posted at 4:56 PM on August 6, 2013  

Kris wasn’t being mean at all

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Posted at 10:09 AM on August 6, 2013  

She went up and down in size including in boob size sometimes within the same day and sometimes one day and then the other and literally in that order.
I saw a video of this one girl telling and showing women how they can make their boobs look bigger and it worked; she stuffed her bra and her boobs looked bigger but you couldn’t tell she stuffed her bra.
Kim went up and down in weight sometimes within the same day or from one day to the other and we’re talking fatter the one day and skinnier the other and then fatter within days.
Her stomach went up and down and was very flat at times.
There is no baby. There are no pictures of the it because that’s what it is is an it; it’s a newborn doll just like Beyonce’s and now Beyonce uses someone else’ boy that’s older than what Blue Ivy’s suppose to be.
People say she can’t act like in the Perry movie. They act all the time throughout their whole lives. Trust me……..they can act!

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Posted at 5:36 PM on August 5, 2013  

For once, Kris J. calls ‘em as she see’s ‘em, I guess. The “girls” are huge and take up the whole space between Kim’s chin and her waist. She’s gone way overboard on the plastic, and with the pregnancy the situation has begun to look a little huge and do resemble a certain fruit as mentioned, But why must we annoyed by these silly unreality moments on the show, when both the trip and the pregnancy are in the past. They try to act as if everything on their episodes is true and spontaneous; in reality, it is nothing but stale reruns.

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Posted at 10:56 AM on August 5, 2013  

She did not spend the whole vacation alone. Kris was not attacking her and she looked half asleep the entire time. So exxagerating to make stupid stories

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