The men of Rosewood took matters into their own well-moisturized hands this week — but were they successful?
Apparently it was ‘accuse of everybody of stuff they probably didn’t do’ week on Pretty Little Liars, as Ashley (Laura Leighton) remained in prison on suspicion of Wilden’s murder — orange is so not the new black, unfortunately — and Mike (Cody Christian) essentially took the blame for going all Michael Jackson on that kid’s car. Fortunately, Ezra (Ian Harding) was able to come to one of their rescues! Spoiler alert: It wasn’t Ashley.
In his most casual t-shirt and flannel button-down, Ezra stood up to the fat school principal — I don’t know his name, Principal Fatty? — and got Mike off the hook. Mike celebrated by getting dinner at Sausage King, which I’m pretty sure was a reference to The Secret Life of the American Teenager. Remember that show? God, that ended terribly.
Aria (Lucy Hale) paid Fitzy a little visit to thank him, but just when you thought they were going to kiss and make up… they didn’t. I think Aria and Ezra needed some time apart, but now that time has passed and Jake (Ryan Guzman) is basically out of the picture, I’m ready to see them bumping uglies again. Just don’t tell the cops, though; it’s still illegal for them to do pretty much anything other than shake hands.
Toby & Caleb(‘s Hair) Play Detective
Meanwhile, Caleb (Tyler Blackburn) and Toby (Keegan Allen) teamed up to form the world’s handsomest super-duo — sorry, Batman and Robin — and track down Red Coat. Their handsome travels took them to a teeny tiny airport, where they nearly came to fisticuffs with an also-handsome airport employee who appeared to know more than he was letting on.
Upon a second visit, #Caloby discovered that the handsome airport employee had faked a flight report for CeCe Drake (Vanessa Ray), which led them to handsomely deduce that she may have started the fire! And killed Wilden!
Such a busy girl, that CeCe.
I can’t even make sense of so much else that happened this week, so let’s just do a little rundown:
1. Hanna (Ashley Benson) lost her appetite and cried a lot.
2. Someone, presumably “A,” crashed a car into Emily’s (Shay Mitchell) living room.
3. That handsome gentlemen from the tiny airport was talking to a mysterious sunglass’d lady. Was it CeCe? Jenna? Victoria Beckham? Who knows.
HollywoodLifers, do you think CeCe started the fire? Did Mike bash in that kid’s car? Will Aria and Ezra ever get back together? And when will these girls ever find time to do their homework? Drop a comment with your latest theories!
— Andy Swift