‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo’ Recap: Sugar Bear Tries To Woo Mama June

Wed, July 17, 2013 10:47pm EDT by 3 Comments
Here Comes Honey Boo Boo Recap
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On the season two premiere of ‘Here Comes Honey Boo Boo,’ the Shannon-Thompson is back for more redneck hijinx. The girls make an indoor Slip ‘N Slide, and Sugar Bear reveals what he REALLY wants for his birthday!

America’s favorite redneck family proves they haven’t let fame or money affect their wild and crazy life during the season two premiere of Here Comes Honey Boo Boo. While Mama June Shannon confiscates all of the girls’ phones, Alana “Honey Boo Boo” Thompson and her sisters get into more trouble then mama could imagine!

Mama June: I’m Takin’ All Ya’ll’s Phones Away

Mama is fed up with all of the girls talking and texting on their phones all day, so she takes all of them and keeps them locked away in a special safe — a converted cheese poofs plastic bin. Aside from being forced to spend a few minutes away from technology (god forbid), the girls are annoyed that their phones are taken away when it’s Mama June who is always texting!

Because they are so bored — and there’s probably nothing better to do in McIntyre, Ga. — the girls decide to make their own redneck Slip ‘N Slide indoors. They wrap themselves up in garbage bags, and cover each other in butter and oil. Despite making a huge mess in the kitchen, they also succeed at pissing off Mama June. The worst part? They can’t pick themselves up off the floor without sliding all over the place. Mission accomplished, however, because they get their phones back.

Honey Boo Boo & Crew Take In Wrestling Match

The clan is SO PUMPED to go to a local wrestling match, and are even more excited to visit backstage. Even though patriarch Sugar Bear nearly clears out the room after passing gas, the family gets some wrestling tips from the pros.

Once ringside, Alana is the most excited to be up in the action — and says she would fart in someone’s face too! Great strategy.

Roadkill For Dinner?

Once home, the family gets hungry, so they settle on McIntyre’s finest meat — roadkill! Alana has a roadkill wish list that includes literally every rodent on the planet, but pig is what finally makes the cut for dinner.

Mama June cooks up her best pork and beans for the whole family — snout and all — and Sugar Bear things it’s delicious!

Sugar Bear Celebrates 41st Birthday

It’s the man of the house’s big 41st birthday, and all he wants is to is hang out with his family. But the girls have bigger plans — they want to throw a Dukes of Hazard-themed party for Sugar Bear since he loves it so much. Naturally, they all get a Daisy Duke jean shorts-shaped pinata to hit to pieces, scrambling for the candy.

Keeping up with the “theme,” they all hit the go kart track, and race cars like in the movie! Mama June is afraid of driving anything (she doesn’t even have her driver’s license), so she stays back. But they finally convince her to come race!

After they all get home, June reflects on how Sugar’s party went. “I guess it went half-ass right,” she says. But Sugar Bear isn’t satisfied. All he wants is some alone time with his woman, which they never get in such a packed house.

He gets her some carnations, and tries to get her warmed up for some sexy time. “I really love June, she’s my woman,” he gushes. :I got a chubbie for my chubbie.” So sweet?

Although June says she would be turned on by a new crockpot, Sugar Bear feeds his woman Ho Hos in bed. “I need some quality alone time,” he coos. “Just cuddling and laying.” Wowza! 

What did YOU think of the new episode, HollywoodLifers? Are you excited for the new season?

WATCH: Season 2 Preview – Cup-a-Fart

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Karen

Posted at 1:17 AM on July 21, 2013  

Love this show and love the whole family.

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Ewww

Posted at 4:37 AM on July 18, 2013  

This family makes me want to vomit. They look dirty, the weight has nothing to do with it…they just dont look clean.

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abe

Posted at 12:41 AM on July 18, 2013  

hard to say but poor people are FAT.

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