Damon & Elena may finally be together, but he’s got a few choice words for her in this disturbing clip from Thursday’s all-new ‘Vampire Diaries.’
It’s been a while since we’ve seen Damon (Ian Somerhalder) and Stefan (Paul Wesley) engaging in some good old-fashioned vampire brother bonding, so I’m thrilled we’re getting some in this new clip from the March 28 episode of The Vampire Diaries! Unfortunately, they’re bonding over their mutual disdain for Vampire Elena (Nina Dobrev), who isn’t making any new friends now that she switched off her humanity — which Damon only has himself to blame for.
Damon & Stefan Plot Against Elena — Their Word-For-Word Conversation:
Damon: If they so much as even scratched the paint on my car…
Stefan: Let’s just be grateful Sheriff Forbes was able to track down the car after you let them — you know — steal it from you.
Damon: Remind me to send her some mini-muffins. Do we really need 10 gallons of gas, or are you making me lug these around as punishment?
Stefan: You ditched your car after it ran out of fuel. You’ve got to fill it up. We’ve got 100 miles before we get to Willoughby.
Damon: Yeah, well, I don’t remember that name from the list of places that I got in New York.
Stefan: Oh, the list! You mean the list they stole from right under your nose after you let your guard down? They’ll be there. Sheriff Forbes tracked down the car they stole after yours.
Damon: Screw the muffins. I’ll get her champagne — if Elena is wherever it may be.
Stefan: Willoughby. Creamed corn capital of Pennsylvania. They’ll be there. Let’s just hope we get to them before they get to the cure.
Damon: Ooh, silver lining: If Rebekah takes the cure, she’ll become mortal. Then we can just kill her then and there.
Stefan: Ooh, dark cloud: Elena stays a vampire forever. Look, why don’t you just table the revenge fantasies for now and keep your eye on the prize? Find Katherine, get the cure, get out before you get your neck snapped — again.
Damon: Believe me, I’ve learned my lesson: Elena without her humanity is a stone-cold bitch. I won’t trust her until we get the old Elena back.
Stefan: Look at that: We’re finally on the same page about something.
Damon: Look at that.
Watch the new clip below, then drop a comment with your reaction: Does Damon have any right to talk about Elena that way, considering he’s the one who turned off her humanity?
— Andy Swift
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