‘Spring Breakers’ Review: Selena Gomez Will Blow Your Mind

Fri, March 15, 2013 9:02am EDT by 19 Comments 20,619 Article Views
Spring Breakers Review
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The R-rated masterpiece — a story of four college girls who get sucked into the spring-break version of hell — opens in select theaters March 15. The world will never be the same.

For starters, forget everything you thought you knew about Selena GomezAshley Benson and Vanessa Hudgens. Actually, on second thought, don’t forget. Part of appreciating the absurdity of Spring Breakers is remembering the leading ladies’ squeaky clean beginnings. That way, you can gaze in horror as you watch the trio on its downward spiral of sex, drugs and good-old-fashioned gang violence.

Watching these bright-eyed, family-friendly faces step into yet another twisted world cooked up by acclaimed — and brilliantly deranged — director Harmony Korine, you’ll begin to question if anything you’ve ever believed in is real. And I mean that in the best way possible.

When Vanessa forces James Franco to simulate oral sex with a gun, you’ll wonder what Troy would think of Gabriella now. When you watch Ashley have an underwater threesome with the aforementioned two people, you’ll know “A” is watching from the bushes. And when you see Selena take her first bong hit, you’ll think to yourself, “This isn’t what Barney meant by using your imagination!”

And what can I say about James? His turn as rapper-slash-psychopath Alien might be one of his most memorable yet. Whether he’s screaming about his gun collection, or leading a surprisingly emotional performance of Britney Spears‘ “Everytime” — one of two live Britney tunes in the movie, believe it or not — you’ll find Alien oddly endearing. Terrifying and unsettling, but endearing nonetheless.

I liken Spring Breakers to the Broadway musical Wicked; when I left the theater, I wasn’t sure if I’d been changed for the better, but because I saw it, I had definitely been changed for good.

If you can see through all the drugs, guns and boobies — which are just metaphors for life, really — what’s left is a cautionary tale about growing up too fast, and why riding scooters in bikinis always leads down a dangerous path.

And I’m not the only HollywoodLife.com staffer who had my mind blown by Spring Breakers. Watch Editor-in-Chief Bonnie Fuller chat about the film with Managing Editor Bill Earl below, then chime in with your thoughts! Will you be heading to the theater in the coming weeks?

— Andy Swift

More Spring Breakers on HollywoodLife.com:

  1. Selena Gomez: Critics Love Her Racy ‘Spring Breakers’ Performance
  2. ‘Spring Breakers’ Reviews: The Good, The Bad, The Ugly
  3. ‘Spring Breakers’ Stars Sing Britney Spears At SXSW — Watch

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NachoJesus

Posted at 4:59 PM on May 11, 2013  

What kind of retards liked this movie? damn any one who said it was good should be shot.

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MarkMusic

Posted at 12:46 PM on May 3, 2013  

I wasn’t surprised very good movie only problems are Selena Gomez didn’t stay long so her goody two-shoes image is still intacked, The weird noise that plays when a dramatic scene switches to one-another, and the lack of promotion for this film I might have saw less then 20 Spring Breakers trailers on TV in 2 months then seeing 100 in less then a week for Iron Man 3.

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NOT HAPPY

Posted at 6:18 PM on April 20, 2013  

Spring breakers was the most horrible movie I have ever seen. I’m soooooo disappointed in the producer. It’s was very confusing and unrealistic. NO SENS. Buch of talented girl giving themselves a bad name or a bad image.

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Lance

Posted at 12:05 AM on April 5, 2013  

The movie is already not doing well in comparison to the others just released. It makes you wander how it would be doing if Justin and Selena were still together. I wish both of them the best.

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Posted at 4:03 PM on March 29, 2013  

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jazzy

Posted at 12:29 AM on March 17, 2013  

If you luv your mom post This to 20 pictures 1 Girl ignored This and her mom died 365 later sorry cant ignore This because i luv my mom

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For sure

Posted at 1:57 PM on March 16, 2013  

@Stella Selena is more famous than the other two because Justin gave her a lot of publicity. I like her, I don’t think she doesn’t deserve it but sometimes it helps to do “click” with the right people.

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MarkMusic

Posted at 12:48 PM on May 3, 2013  

Actually they both had enough publicity the only thing Selena got out of Justin’s from there fans are hate mail and threats claiming she needs to stay away from Justin claiming him to be “There Man”. Personally Selena Gomez is good enough on her own more talented then Justin.

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AULANI

Posted at 1:21 PM on March 16, 2013  

I HEAR SPRING BREAKERS IS THE WORST MOVIE EVER. I WOULD NOT PAY MONEY TO GO SEE IT. I RATHER SEE THE CALL OR GI JOE RETALIATION.

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Stella

Posted at 3:13 PM on March 15, 2013  

I don’t understand why Hollywood is making it like it’s SELENA’s movie because she in it for a short time period, and as far as I see it ASHLEY and VANESSA are the main actresses they deserve more credit than selena.

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For sure

Posted at 2:27 PM on March 15, 2013  

I’m not sure this movie flops… men critics enjoy this kind of movies, depravity of teen young girls, sex, drugs is what they want and they are the most and that’s why I’m not surprise of the 70% they gave it to the movie. I’m sure men will love the movie mostly.

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MarkMusic

Posted at 12:52 PM on May 3, 2013  

You’d be surprised alot, actually ever girl that Ive watched this movie with or have said they watched said they really enjoyed it, they say the ending was unrealistic when they went to the mansion but other then that they really liked it, especially Vanessa and Ashley there even Selena fans now. But HONESTLY who goes to any movie thinking I want to see something original???? Just pick up a camera and video tape your day there you go boring and realistic!

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Jools

Posted at 1:31 PM on March 15, 2013  

I will not watch it, nor recommend it to anyone. Sexploitation of exDisney girls, crappy story, bikini cloth is the real star.

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emma

Posted at 10:50 AM on March 15, 2013  

cant wait to see it . People that want it to flop are going to have to suck it up, because its been getting great reviews, so I still dont understand why people keep saying this movie sucks and coming from people that have not even watch it.

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AULANI

Posted at 10:38 AM on March 15, 2013  

I DO HOPE THE MOVIE FLOPS BIG TIME.

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AULANI

Posted at 10:37 AM on March 15, 2013  

I DO HOPE THE MOVIE FLOPS AND IS A BIG DISAPPOINTMENT IN THE BOX OFFICE. I WOULD NOT WATCH IT.

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Mary

Posted at 2:08 PM on March 15, 2013  

if you don’t wanna see it, don’t read about it online..

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@aulani

Posted at 10:27 PM on March 16, 2013  

@aulani What are you? A dictator? You are so pathetic! Hating Selena will not accomplish anything in your life.

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David ,

Posted at 2:03 AM on March 31, 2013  

i wont watch it my self as well , and why word i want to wast my money on that motion picture of spring breaker,s as well , love david conway

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