90210 Recap: Naomi Gets Married To [Spoiler]

Mon, March 11, 2013 11:22pm EDT by 8 Comments
90210 Naomi Marries Herself
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That’s right, even before her marriage to Max was finalized, Naomi said ‘I do’ to a new life-partner — and it was the perfect match.

In an effort to lift her spirits — divorce is super sad, you guys — Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord) planned a little girls’ night out on the March 11 episode of 90210. But thanks to a few cups of Ivy’s “special” left-over tea, the girls woke up the next morning with no memories from the night before, including the identity of Naomi’s mystery groom!

Their search for the new Mr. Naomi Clark led the girls from a strip club to a Bo-lates studio — yes, that’s Botox and Pilates — where they were reunited with Brandi Glanville and Camille Grammer, whom Naomi apparently bonded with during her night of debauchery. They called themselves “the three divorcees,” which is equal parts hilarious and depressing. (Best line of the night: “Adrianna, get me a list of the Housewives; I’ve got to find those bitches!”)

At first, Naomi thought she married Mark — which would have been a major bummer for Silver (Jessica Stroup) and Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes), as they’re both desperate to jump his bones — but fortunately, that’s not how it went down. It turns out Naomi actually said “I do” to herself, which makes a lot of sense. I mean, who does Naomi love more than Naomi?

Oh, here’s another fun surprise from the girls’ Hangover-style evening: Silver totally hooked up with Mark. (Forget what I said about her wanting to jump his bones. She actually did!) Adrianna is understandably pissed, so let’s just hope she doesn’t find herself back in a pill-swapping mood. I don’t think I can handle another Silver freak-out.

With Silver out helping Naomi, her poor defenseless surrogate was left alone with Dixon (Tristan Wilds); and as usual, a fun night out quickly turned into a date. Meanwhile, Liam (Matt Lanter) infiltrated Chronus to prove they’re setting up Navid (Michael Steger Jr.) — but honestly, he remained clothed the entire time, so I kind of lost interest in that story line.

HollywoodLifers, what did you think of this week’s episode? Do you like Silver and Mark together? Are you looking forward to seeing Adrianna get her revenge? Drop a comment with your reviews and predictions!

— Andy Swift

More 90210 on HollywoodLife.com:

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  2. 90210 Recap: Silver Gets Life-Changing News About Her Baby
  3. 90210 Pics: Naomi’s Latest Scheme Goes Up In Flames On Series Finale

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Hailey

Posted at 11:23 AM on April 3, 2013  

I fell for Adriana’s kind forgiveness at the end, it was kind of creepy when she slammed the mirror down like that. Still, as much as I love silver, I don’t blame Ade for being pissed, I mean this is like the second time that Silver has let a guy get between them. (Navid) Especially when Ade was kind enough to make the deal where neither of them slept with Mark to prevent the exact same thing happening again, and then Silver slept with him anyway….WHAT IS THAT ABOUT?!

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FaithLeigh

Posted at 6:14 PM on March 17, 2013  

Silver is a hypocritical slut bag!

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Major Lannie Lover

Posted at 6:27 PM on March 13, 2013  

I keep hoping for something Lannie to happen , but I’ve been disappointed lately :c

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Ray

Posted at 12:21 AM on March 13, 2013  

I’m going to have to do a rewatch with this episode, I kept getting interrupted. From what I saw, it was a neat little episode, definately setting up drama for April. Promise breaking Silver… and Mark, guess she’s got to move on from the main cast…
Frosted tipped Adrianna, b-tch better get revenge. She can have a chat with riley or raj for redemption.
I’m predicting that this is going to be a long month, waiting for 90210 to return.

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Chloe

Posted at 3:18 AM on March 12, 2013  

I have a feeling that Adrianna is pissed because Mark and her slept together either before or after he slept with Silver. It would be a unexpected twist. I can’t wait for next week!

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Andy Swift

Posted at 9:14 AM on March 12, 2013  

I was thinking the same thing!

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bluegossip

Posted at 1:20 AM on March 12, 2013  

Seriously was hoping naomi married mark and that he was not their brother cause he too hot to just be someone naomi does not do.
i dont get him and silver or adrianna

if liam does not take his shirt off at least twice in each episode im not sure what use his character is anymore.

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Andy Swift

Posted at 9:14 AM on March 12, 2013  

“if liam does not take his shirt off at least twice in each episode im not sure what use his character is anymore.”

Amen, friend.

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