Rob & Kristen’s final film together is called ‘awful’ and ‘bloated.’ Watch now!
Did you think the final two installments of The Twilight Saga were poorly made pieces of crap? The folks at ScreenJunkies sure did, and they’re sharing their review of Breaking Dawn in a hilarious new Honest Trailer that couldn’t be any less kind to Robert Pattinson (whom they refer to as “Shovel Face”) and Kristen Stewart (aka “Dead Eyes.”) And that’s just the tip of the not-so-niceberg.
The trailer says Bella transforms from “a human who can’t act” into “a vampire who can’t act,” then goes on to point out the movie is so drawn out that it features “five Volvo commercials, two montages from previous Twilight films and four games of chess.”
New Trailer Mocks ‘Breaking Dawn’ Wedding & Honeymoon
Fans may consider Edward and Bella’s nuptials to be the most romantic part of the entire saga, but the ScreenJunkies reviewers chose to read between the lines, explaining that the wedding “attempts to justify the franchise’s creepy pedophilia, because remember: he’s like 100 years old, and she’s still a teenager.
Then there’s the long-awaited honeymoon, “where Mouth Breather and Shovel Face finally have sex — only to immediately get pregnant, prompting the pro-life message that abortion is never OK.”
(In ScreenJunkies’ defense, the Renesmee story line is basically a thinly veiled abortion allegory.)
As for Jacob (Taylor Lautner), whom they affectionately refer to as “Teen Wolf,” the ScreenJunkies tear apart his May-December romance with baby Renesmee. “Gross!”
‘Breaking Dawn Part 2′ Dissed By The Razzies & MTV Movie Awards
The ScreenJunkies aren’t the only ones ripping on the final installment in the Twilight saga. Breaking Dawn Part 2 won seven Razzie Awards this year — honors handed out to the worst films of the year on the eve of the Oscars — then Rob and Kristen were snubbed by the MTV Movie Awards, left out of the Best Kiss category!
HollywoodLifers, did YOU hate Breaking Dawn Part 2 as much as all of these people? Watch ScreenJunkies’ Honest Trailer below, then drop us a comment with your review.
— Andy Swift
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