Seth MacFarlane Sings About Kristen Stewart’s Boobs In Oscars Opening

Sun, February 24, 2013 9:36pm EDT by 7 Comments 23,470 Article Views
Seth MacFarlane Sings Kristen Stewart
Courtesy of ABC

The 2013 Academy Awards turned out to be a very big night for Kristen — and her boobs!

Seth MacFarlane‘s opening extravaganza during the 85th Annual Academy Awards on Feb. 24 had it all: vaguely offensive sock puppets; some impressive, albeit fully clothed, dancing from Channing Tatum; and, of course, one super-hot make-out session with Sally Field. But there was one element that rose above the rest to quickly become our favorite: Kristen Stewart‘s boobs!

Yes, K-Stew’s twins totally got name checked during Seth’s original song “We Saw Your Boobs,” in which the Family Guy creator sang — beautifully, I might add — about all the A-list ladies that have bared all on film.

Kristen went topless in 2012′s On The Road, a film which found her playing free-spirited Marylou, alongside Sam Riley and Garrett Hedlund. It was a decidedly racier role for the Twilight star, and while it may not have earned her an Oscar nomination, at least it led to her being mentioned during the ceremony!

Kristen Stewart At The 2013 Academy Awards

Not only was K-Stew mentioned during the Oscars, but she also made an appearance! She was invited to the Oscars to present a super-important award — not that they’re not all important — and to look amazing while doing so.

We first spotted Kristen on the red carpet, managing to look incredible — even on crutches! We’re sure Robert Pattinson appreciated K-Stew’s style from a distance, as he’s currently filming The Rover in Australia.

WATCH: Seth MacFarlane’s Opening Monologue

Watch Seth — with a little help from the Gay Men’s Chorus of Los Angeles — sing “We Saw Your Boobs” below, then drop a comment with your thoughts on the show-stopping number!

Seth MacFarlane’s Risky Opening Oscars Monologue Mashup

— Andy Swift

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jessie

Posted at 12:14 AM on March 19, 2013  

That was the worst Oscar Host I had seen. No respest to the actresses at all and I never thought of it as funny it is totally disrespectful. Imagine what these actresses had done for the movie and revealing their selves with good taste for all the people to see, but somebody just made fun of what they did and didn’t recognize hardwork at all… and I don’t believe in these award giving bodies anymore because there a lot of deserving persons that were not given recognition at all…

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d.harris

Posted at 3:17 PM on February 26, 2013  

please,ANDY.do not go Bonnie style on Kristen. is not worth the hero worship.be honest to say it when she does it right and also be honest to say it when kristen does not.do not go bonnie please.she is too obsessed to be honest about her.

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Linda smith

Posted at 9:46 AM on February 25, 2013  

We never watch the oscars but from what I hear last nights show was worse than usual. And since ‘usual’ is boring and filled with political commentary from actors (the most neurotic, insecure, egotistical group of people on the planet) I will stick with Fashion Police. I can see the amazing dresses, avoid the left wing propaganda and actually see a comedian being funny. Thank you Joan Rivers!

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Anon

Posted at 2:41 AM on February 25, 2013  

Didn’t they sing about kristen and sanders?

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anna

Posted at 11:18 PM on February 24, 2013  

OSCAR SUCKS !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Selene

Posted at 10:40 PM on February 24, 2013  

oh please!!.. It’s not just kristen stewart boobs he sang about.. Have’nt you heard nicole kidman?!.. Charlize Theron?!.. Halle Berry?!.. Anne Hathawey?!.. And lots of other girls showing boobs on their movies.. Mostly he sang Kate Wenslit.. Sorry if i spelled their name wrong.. HL i think your the number 1 fan of Kristen.. It’s in your system to broadcasts her life even to the smallest details.. Craziness..

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Nobody Special

Posted at 9:54 PM on February 24, 2013  

OMG !! Did her boobs win an award,too !?!?
lol
Andy !

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