K-Stew got a whole mess of shade thrown on her by basically the entire male British population on Feb. 19 when she was voted the ‘least sexy’ starlet in Hollywood. I’m flocking to her side like a vampire in shining armor — come on, UK, this couldn’t be further from the truth!
The British website, MenKind.co.uk, posted the results of their Academy Awards polls on Feb. 19, and the results have blown me away. Somehow, Kristen Stewart was named the “least sexy” actress in the world!
Kristen Stewart: The Least Sexy Actress In Hollywood?
Alright, I can’t get mad at you guys, MenKind — don’t hate the poll, hate the voters, right? But to all you Brits and non-Brits who voted — are you kidding? How could you say this about K-Stew?
I know, I know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. And I can see that Kristen and her current claim to fame — being Bella Swan in the Twilight series — isn’t exactly tailored to the kind of guys who vote in “least sexy” polls (part of me also senses a little British jealousy is sneaking in here towards Kristen’s longtime boyfriend and fellow Brit, Robert Pattinson). And okay sure, her sometimes on-screen and off-screen awkwardness can be off-putting to some people.
So I’m not surprised that Kristen takes some knocks, and I’m not expecting Kristen to top every list ever made, but for her to be scraping the bottom of the “sexy” barrel is almost criminal.
Kristen Stewart: Hot Or Not?
Personally, I think Kristen is totally hot, but I don’t think we need to debate that Kristen is attractive. MenKind’s spokesperson agrees: “[The poll’s] shown that sexiness is far more than appearance,” he said.
Okay, so if it isn’t Kristen’s lustrous brown locks and deep dark brown eyes that the men of the United Kingdom have an issue with — then it’s her attitude. But I for one think that there is a certain sexiness to Kristen’s nonchalance. Bottom-line: her DGAF attitude is downright cool. She does what she wants and doesn’t pander to anyone — that’s sexy. I feel like I know guys — because I am one — and we LOVE a girl who seems hard to get. If a guy smells a hint of challenge — he’s in. Am I saying Kristen’s sexy because she seems difficult and hard to please? Absolutely!
K-Stew Isn’t As Sexy As Who?!?
I don’t want to do the thing where I belittle other to prove my point, but I think I’m about to — let’s just take a look at some of the other names on this list. Among the “un-sexy” ladies are Sarah Jessica Parker, Lindsay Lohan, and Tilda Swinton. That’s more like it, guys! SJP is 5’3″, Tilda Swinton scares me, and Lindsay Lohan is… Lindsay Lohan. I totally understand why they made it on this list. What I don’t understand is how any person anywhere believes that those three women are sexier than K-Stew!
This poll confuses me — I really don’t know where the UK male population’s heads are at right now. Shame on you, is all I can say.
But I doth protest too much — what do you think, HollywoodLifers? Drop a line and let me know!
— Andrew Gruttadaro
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