Kristen Stewart Is Definitely NOT The Least Sexy Star In Hollywood

Wed, February 20, 2013 3:03pm EDT by 68 Comments
Kristen Stewart Least Sexy

K-Stew got a whole mess of shade thrown on her by basically the entire male British population on Feb. 19 when she was voted the ‘least sexy’ starlet in Hollywood. I’m flocking to her side like a vampire in shining armor — come on, UK, this couldn’t be further from the truth!

The British website, MenKind.co.uk, posted the results of their Academy Awards polls on Feb. 19, and the results have blown me away. Somehow, Kristen Stewart was named the “least sexy” actress in the world!

Kristen Stewart: The Least Sexy Actress In Hollywood?

Alright, I can’t get mad at you guys, MenKind — don’t hate the poll, hate the voters, right? But to all you Brits and non-Brits who voted — are you kidding? How could you say this about K-Stew?

I know, I know, beauty is in the eye of the beholder and all that. And I can see that Kristen and her current claim to fame — being Bella Swan in the Twilight series — isn’t exactly tailored to the kind of guys who vote in “least sexy” polls (part of me also senses a little British jealousy is sneaking in here towards Kristen’s longtime boyfriend and fellow Brit, Robert Pattinson). And okay sure, her sometimes on-screen and off-screen awkwardness can be off-putting to some people.

So I’m not surprised that Kristen takes some knocks, and I’m not expecting Kristen to top every list ever made, but for her to be scraping the bottom of the “sexy” barrel is almost criminal.

Kristen Stewart: Hot Or Not?

Personally, I think Kristen is totally hot, but I don’t think we need to debate that Kristen is attractive. MenKind’s spokesperson agrees: “[The poll's] shown that sexiness is far more than appearance,” he said.

Okay, so if it isn’t Kristen’s lustrous brown locks and deep dark brown eyes that the men of the United Kingdom have an issue with — then it’s her attitude. But I for one think that there is a certain sexiness to Kristen’s nonchalance. Bottom-line: her DGAF attitude is downright cool. She does what she wants and doesn’t pander to anyone — that’s sexy. I feel like I know guys — because I am one — and we LOVE a girl who seems hard to get. If a guy smells a hint of challenge — he’s in. Am I saying Kristen’s sexy because she seems difficult and hard to please? Absolutely!

K-Stew Isn’t As Sexy As Who?!?

I don’t want to do the thing where I belittle other to prove my point, but I think I’m about to — let’s just take a look at some of the other names on this list. Among the “un-sexy” ladies are Sarah Jessica ParkerLindsay Lohan, and Tilda Swinton. That’s more like it, guys! SJP is 5’3″, Tilda Swinton scares me, and Lindsay Lohan is… Lindsay Lohan. I totally understand why they made it on this list. What I don’t understand is how any person anywhere believes that those three women are sexier than K-Stew! 

This poll confuses me — I really don’t know where the UK male population’s heads are at right now. Shame on you, is all I can say.

But I doth protest too much — what do you think, HollywoodLifers? Drop a line and let me know!

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Margaret

Posted at 11:08 PM on February 24, 2013  

My husband is a 6/5inch tall and a 34 waist 56 year old dead fashionable Englishman who looks a lot like Richard Gere women even 25 year olds think hes amazing and me well I am 5/2 56
am still skinny and say it as I shouldnt look a lot younger than I am my hubbie adore Kristen Stewart thinks shes wonderful I asked him why he said cos she looks exactly like you looked at 22 to me thats the biggest compliment ever. He said if he was her Dad hed have Robert up well before now asking what his intenstions are now as a women I was amzed that hed taken an interest He said the worlds a cruel place everyone makes mostakes but is shed been his daughter Hed have sued anyone and everyone I love my husband maybe that why we are still togetehr after 40 years man and boy girl and women He thought the frock she wore was not right for a women over 40 but he said for a kid like her why not your only young once I said can I NOPE before I even got the words out be kind everyone lifes too short bitterness and bile is worn on your body and face Costs nothing to be nice or if you cant say something nice then say nothing

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Kris

Posted at 4:17 PM on February 24, 2013  

By wearing see-through clothes, doesn’t make her sexy….It can also make her cheep…..Sorry Kristen.

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cold

Posted at 10:15 AM on February 24, 2013  

she looks like a Porn Star in that dress

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frozen

Posted at 12:48 AM on February 23, 2013  

she be de epitome of skank :p

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Mike

Posted at 8:30 AM on February 23, 2013  

:D

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Jeanne

Posted at 11:38 AM on February 22, 2013  

Andrew: Kristen Stewart has green eyes. As you don’t seem to know what she looks like I think we should discount your opinion. The deep, dark eyes were contacts she wore as Bella – not her natural color.

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Rhonda

Posted at 1:35 PM on February 21, 2013  

Just look at Prince Charles choice in women! Carmelia over Diana; need I say more about British men and their women……… He he………… They must have their beer goggles on!

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Mike

Posted at 1:46 PM on February 21, 2013  

Ha! Agreed! :)

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Kristen Stewart is the best

Posted at 11:26 AM on February 21, 2013  

Kristen helped the British what she could in her young age. And what has had? stupid and offensive comments and polls. British men are demeaning women. They are conceited and proud. Kristen is beautiful young women, be strong, we, your fans will always be your support.

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Kev

Posted at 4:14 AM on February 21, 2013  

With her recent downfall in popularity, the world is now scrutinising Rob and wondering if he could settle for someone who is so average and unfaithful, then he must be surely lacking in some way.this is just a thought. Please don’t attack.

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Honestly

Posted at 4:11 AM on February 21, 2013  

Let’s face reality, Kristen Stewart is an average looking woman who got very lucky when the then hottest man in the world dated her.

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cherry21

Posted at 3:17 AM on February 21, 2013  

I think this is stupid all this lists that ppl make are stupid i mean why are ppl making this a big deal is not important who cares if kristen was in the unsexy list or the sexy list who cares there are more important things that is going on in the world.I can’t bealive you guys think this is more important than helping ppl that needs help there are other things that are important you guys should really care about something else than an actress who is on a list of least sexy why is this affecting you guys why you guys getting mad over nothing.You guys need to have hobbies stop reading stories and go do something stop been in the computer and follow this actresd all the time i do sometimes come here just to look was going on but i do it every 2 weeks i bet you guys are here everday and all day when i read this and it was in the internet in all the gossip websites and im thinking ‘are you kidding me ppl are really getting work up over nothing there making this a big deal’.and i dont understand HL this website sometimes make up stories about kristen and robert and sometimes talk badly about her and sometimes they say nice things about her like this article i dont get it this website is confusing.

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