‘Glee’ Recap: [SPOILER] Gets Pregnant After A Wedding Hookup

Thu, February 14, 2013 11:06pm EDT by 77 Comments
Glee Rachel Pregnant
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My mind is blown. One of these girls is pregnant! Plus, Quinntana may be happening.

The Feb. 14 episode of Glee ended with a group performance of Ellie Goulding’s “Anything Could Happen,” which should have been the theme to the episode. Couples reunited, others split and someone got knocked up.

I thought the Feb. 7 kiss between Finn (Cory Monteith) and Emma was epic, but tonight’s reveal was simply astronomical — Rachel (Lea Michele) is pregnant.

Breathe and let’s rewind, so we can assess how all of this happened.

Old faces returned for Will (Matthew Morrison) and Emma’s (Jayma Mays) wedding day. With everyone back in Lima, things certainly got a bit crazy (that’s definitely an understatement).

In the aftermath of Finn and Emma’s kiss, Mrs. Pillsbury leaves Will at the altar. Emma gives no explanation, but she’s worried she’ll lose herself in marriage like she did once before with Dr. Carl (John Stamos).

Meanwhile, both of our favorite couples Finn and Rachel, and Kurt (Chris Colfer) and Blaine (Darren Criss) hook up again — the latter does it in a steamy car, minutes before the ceremony.

In one of Cory’s best scenes ever, he tells Rachel they’re meant to be. “The reason you can’t really commit to Brody is because you’re still in love with someone else. You and I both know how this thing ends I don’t know how or when and I don’t care where you’re living or what dope you’re shacked up with but you’re my girlfriend. We are endgame. I know that and you know that.”

They sing a duet, “We’ve Got Tonight,” and end up in bed together. Plus, Santana (Naya Rivera) hops in bed with Quinn (Dianna Agron)!

Rachel returns to New York to find that Brody (Dean Geyer) has decorated the apartment for Valentine’s Day. Rachel doesn’t know it yet, but Brody is a hooker. He met with a client while Rachel was having sex with Finn. Yet, they both lie to each other about it.

Rachel realizes she’s late and takes a pregnancy test — it’s positive. But who’s the father? Unless Finn’s sperm move at supersonic speed, it appears as though Brody is the father. So much for that “endgame,” right?

What do YOU think, HollywoodLifers? Who is the daddy?! Here’s who I think should be the daddy!

— Chris Rogers