Watch the night’s funniest, sexiest and weirdest Super Bowl commercials, then tell us which ones you loved best!
The beauty of the Super Bowl is that you don’t actually have to know anything about sports to enjoy watching it. While all that “football” nonsense is going on, you can stuff your face with food, as you patiently wait for the real fun to start: the commercials! HollywoodLife.com put together a list of our eight favorite spots from Super Bowl XLVII. Ready? Go!
M&M’s Super Bowl Commercial, Starring Naya Rivera
In what might be the sexiest, weirdest candy commercial ever, Glee star Naya Rivera got frisky with Red M&M — that’s his name, right? “Red?” — as he belted out Meat Loaf‘s “I’d Do Anything For Love.” Then the ad took a super-dark turn, as Naya and her pals started eating Red. But really, it’s his own fault for being so damn delicious.
Dorito’s ‘Goat 4 Sale’ Super Bowl Ad
Lesson learned: If you buy a goat off the side of the road, you’d better expect it to eat every last bag of Dorito’s you have — especially the cheese-flavored ones. I don’t know if that little guy was stoned, or just regular goat-hungry, but he absolutely terrorized his new owner’s pantry. (Extra points for paying tribute to one of my favorite YouTube sensations, the screaming goat!)
Dorito’s ‘Daddy Dress-Up’ Super Bowl Commercial
Not content with having merely one awesome commercial this year, Dorito’s also blessed us with a bunch of dudes dressing like ladies, all for the promise of a little girls’ Dorito’s. None of the guys would make it very far on RuPaul’s Drag Race, but there’s something about seeing a big bearded man in a wedding dress that just does it for us.
Taco Bell Super Bowl Ad: ‘We Are Young’
Most elderlies are in bed for the night by 7:00, but not the ones in this year’s Taco Bell commercial! A rowdy crew of gramps and grannies went swimming, driving and clubbing — all to the tune of fun.’s “We Are Young,” in Spanish — before hitting up a T-Bell to feed their Fourth Meal cravings. Made me hungry, not gonna lie.
Got Milk? Super Bowl Commercial, Starring The Rock
I’m not sure what universal force allowed Dwayne “The Rock” Johnson to evolve from WWE joke to legitimate-ish actor, but I’m so glad it happened. He’s always a delight on my screen — as long as he’s not playing the Tooth Fairy, because that was terrible — and I really liked his commercial. Keep rolling, Rock.
Kia Sorento Super Bowl Ad: ‘Space Babies’
How expensive are tickets to Babylandia? I’ve got some vacation days coming my way, and this place — a planet full of baby humans and baby animals, all of which happen to also be baby astronauts — sounds like a phenomenal destination.
Wonderful Pistachios Super Bowl Commercial, Starring PSY
Remember when PSY promised he wasn’t going to do “Gangnam Style” in 2013? Well, apparently he lied, because he was totally in a Wonderful Pistachios commercial during the Super Bowl doing that God-awful horsey dance. I guess this is just a continuation of PSY’s attack on America.
GoDaddy.com Super Bowl Ad: ‘Bar Refaeli’s Big Kiss’
Every so often, a sight comes along that’s so gross, so weird, and so difficult to comprehend, that you can’t look away from it. Enter this year’s GoDaddy.com commercial, which finds Bar Refaeli swapping spit with a round, pasty computer programmer. This was obviously a big ploy to make Leonardo DiCaprio jealous — but did it work?
HollywoodLifers, which of this year’s Super Bowl commercials was your favorite? Drop a comment below and let us know!
— Andy Swift
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