Get ready for some red hot tears on the Jan. 28 episode of ‘The Bachelor,’ as Amanda has a nasty fall & Tierra breaks down. And I thought demons were incapable of crying!
Why must every episode of The Bachelor involve violence and paramedics? Sean Lowe‘s ladies are either very accident prone or very willing to take out the competition. The Jan. 28 episode sees a roller derby event go from fun — well, as much fun as one can really have when roller blading — to tragic, as Amanda falls and potentially breaks her jaw. How on earth will she kiss Sean now?!
Roller Derby Goes Wrong
A gritty warehouse is the location for the roller blading, as Sean invites eight of the bachelorettes for the most unromantic group date ever. Sarah faces another physical challenge that causes her to have an emotional breakdown, but Sean proves to be supportive and helps her to try and overcome her fears. Yawn!
Things get exciting, however, when Amanda face plants and hits her jaw on the ground, and an ambulance has to be called. I don’t wish pain on the bachelorettes, but lets face it, the show is a lot more entertaining when stuff like that happens!
Tierra’s Inevitable Break Down
At the after party that night, fireworks erupt as Robyn and Tierra clash, leading Tierra to storm off like the big crazy baby that she is and threaten to leave. And while she cries, the other girls sit around and bitch about her. Of course there are “red hot tears” — but are they real? Duh, no! And it’s up to dumb Sean to comfort her, as he looks adorably confused trying to figure out if the tears are real.
I’m gonna save you some time, Sean: they are not. Eliminate Tierra before the other girls find their rabbits being boiled!
Sean’s Sexy Date With Selma
Sean takes the irrelevant Selma on a date to go rock climbing. Later they have sexy alone time with wine — the one good thing about those dates is the copious amounts of wine — and Selma refuses to kiss Sean. I wonder why? Will she sabotage her chances at getting a rose?
What do YOU think HollywoodLifers? Are Tierra’s tears real? Why won’t Selma kiss Sean? Would you roller blade for love?
— Eleanore Hutch
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