‘Sister Wives’ Kody Brown Threatens Meri: I’m Going To Have More Kids

Mon, November 26, 2012 12:36pm EST by 51 Comments
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Kody Brown is done with being Mr. Nice Guy about Meri’s babymaking indecision. In last night’s, Nov.26th, episode he tells her — I’m having more kids with or without you!

Kody Brown doesn’t think 17 children with his four wives Meri, Janelle, Christine and Robyn are enough, and he let Meri — just the mother of one — know that loud and clear.

Kody Says He’s Having More Kids

Meri, 41, Kody’s wife #1, has been dragging her feet deciding whether to try again to have another baby using wife Robyn, wife #4, as her surrogate. Robyn made the generous offer to Meri several months ago in hopes of making Meri a mother again. Meri has been tormented by infertility since giving birth to daughter Mariah, now 17.

But Meri, after crying for years over her infertility, has now been in tears again because she can’t decided whether she actually wants another baby. It turns out that Meri has learned to love the independence that comes from having only one almost grown child.

But sperminator Kody has had enough. He lays it on the line to Meri telling her, “I’m going to have more kids.”

In other words — with or without you Meri — I’m not stopping at 17. Clearly six with wife Janelle and six with wife Christine aren’t enough. Robyn only has four, so he probably feels like she can handle another couple or maybe he does plan on taking a fifth wife, to expand his brood even more.

Kody does want to give Meri first dibs on being next to have his pawn. “In two months, we’re going to start choosing the doctor and dropping the cash,” he urges her.

Meri Breakdowns but Kody Barely Relentless

When she breaks down again, he finally relents and agrees to give Meri five months to decide whether she’s ready to procreate again.

“We just can’t keep going in these circles,” he warns her. “You might feel different when we’re in our new homes. I know it’s hard.”

“I don’t think you do,” Meri shoots back. And obviously he doesn’t. Kody is so focused on still expanding his brood, he’s not interested in whether Meri’s sharing his gigantic family goal.

Of course, the big mystery in Sister Wives is how the Browns can afford an 18th, 19th or 20th kid, when aside from their TV show, they have no visible means of support. Their new online etail business, My Sister Wife’s Closet, can’t be pulling in big bucks yet!

Their Troubled Finances

Finances sort of seem to be an issue. After all, last week’s episode was all about getting loans so the family could afford to buy four gigantic houses next to each other on a suburban Las Vegas cul de sac.

And finances seem to be an issue when wives #2 and #3 particularly gang up on Meri for wanting a house as big as theirs, even when she only has one child, and they have six each.

In the Brown family it turns out,  finances are divided four ways between the wives and their families — regardless of size. This hardly seems fair to Janelle and Christine, and they can’t help themselves from repeatedly slamming Meri, who wants the same size house as theirs.

“I worried that what I needed would be sacrificed in the name of the budget,” Janelle confesses.

“I thought Meri should get a smaller home because she has less kids,” Christine agreed.

Meanwhile, Meri was once again crying because, “I’d loved to have needed a seven-bedroom home, but that was not the cards I was dealt,” she sobs.

Meanwhile, she’s particularly upset because she wants a “wet bar” but can only get that if her house has a fifth bedroom, so she’s going to be “forced” to have all that extra room.

“It’s been a struggle for the family to see me have all this extra space. You have no idea how much I was in tears over the fifth bedroom,” she cries. “I don’t want to be judged for having this extra room. I don’t need this extra room.”

Unfortunately, it’s hard to have total sympathy for Meri’s big problem — she wants too big a house. No wonder Kody wants to get her knocked up again — then he might not have to listen to his other wives complaining about her hogging more than her fair share.

Oh — the problems of having multiple wives.

The Kids’ Speak Out

No wonder daughter Madison repeats her vow that she doesn’t want a “big family myself — everyone’s in my business.” Daughter Aspyn says she wants a plural family but doesn’t want “to wait around to find the perfect one,” and oldest son Logan seems less than enthusiastic about having multiple wives. “In 20 years, I want to have a wife and… maybe others later.”

Perhaps, that’s why Kody’s so keen on fathering more kids. He wants to make sure he produces enough future polygamists.

Good luck, Kody!

– Bonnie Fuller

More Sister Wives

  1. Sister Wives Go On Attack & Meri Cries Over Janelle’s Cruelty
  2. ‘Sister Wives Tell-All’: Robyn Is OK If Kody Brown Takes A Fifth Wife
  3. Sister Wives Preview: Kody Brown – I Did Not Choose Religion To Be A Womanizer

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Posted at 12:17 AM on October 24, 2013  

It’s a very useful list, easy use for a lazy man like me

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Posted at 6:14 PM on October 17, 2013  

I think Robyn and Meri should take over the business, Janell should pursue her RE venture and Christine should do her own thing. Kody needs to get out of the ladies business and persue his own interest/business

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Dusty Laidlaw

Posted at 2:52 PM on September 23, 2013  

I am very interested in this family but i see things that shock me. If they are such a loving family why would like have an issue with mary havung as much as them after all she was the first. She seens to be treated the worst. Janelle seems to work the hardest. Christine seems very needy and kind of a cry baby. Robynn seems to get anything she wants. I notice she is always seated next to kody he claims no queen b and its ibvious ribynn is his number one priority while janelle and merry do so much and get no attention or affection. Just how i see things

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Posted at 12:14 PM on September 18, 2013  

This Show is Addicting even though I think it is Pretty Lame!! Kody needs to grow up and be a Real Man, just because He has 4 wifes and all those Children, it doesn’t make Him a Man. He is such a winey imature man-child with a Sports car!! Meri needs to get out, since Her daughter is going to College, and get a job. Janelle seems like She is quite Smart and could easily make it on Her Own with Her Children and Child Support from Kody. Christine could do the same. But Poor Robyn seems to be too timid to make it on Her own and needs a Man to support Her. All in All, If Kody can have 4 Wifes than I say “Hey Girls, Get You another Man!!” In the End, to each His Own!!

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Posted at 2:46 AM on June 23, 2014  

Kody is a total Douche bag & the illegal #4 wife should stop whining ! It only makes her look more ignorant than she already is!!

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Posted at 3:12 AM on September 17, 2013  

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Posted at 3:31 AM on September 16, 2013  

Meri is the only legal wife. I think she should be able to get whatever size house she wants! After all if Kody dies she gets everything anyway. And she should not be forced to get a smaller home just because she only has 1 kid. She may have more or her daughter may have multiple when she gets married and that gives her space for all the grand babies :)

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Posted at 6:00 PM on September 16, 2013  

Good point! Mostly I just wish she would quit whining about only having 1lid. She doesn’t want any more or she would have taken Rpbyn up on her offer to use her for a surrogate. I feel she likes playing a victim. Keep in mind she is the one that chooses cosy other wives for him and when and I’d he gets another wife.

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Posted at 6:48 PM on September 9, 2013  

Meri is Cody’s only (legal wife), he tells Meri to decide what she wants to do,, then bam-tells her unless it happens naturally, he doesn’t want another one really with her ( what a self serving %#^}#) If it wasn’t for their series that family would be so screwed with finances then he may want to consider birth control. What job job does Cody do anyways.. To be buying such fancy car for himself! ( would be a cold day in hell when I share my husband with three others- has not been an episode gone by without one having cold sores!

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