Khloe Kardshian & Lamar Odom: Stop Showing Us Your Kinky Sex Life

Mon, October 29, 2012 2:11pm EST by 19 Comments
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If ever there was a Kardashian show that went too far — this was it. Khloe, keep your and Lamar’s S&M moves in your bedroom, behind closed doors, without cameras!

Khloe Kardashian — are you so worried about ratings that you felt compelled to film husband Lamar Odom slapping your butt and “disciplining” you?

Khloe, Khloe, Khloe, usually your honesty and openness is refreshing, but on last night’s Oct. 28 Keeping Up With The Kardashians Dish It Out Special, you really crossed the line.

There are some things that are best kept between a husband and wife in the privacy of their own bed, and last night’s episode was just full of them

Khloe, when you started talking about “kinky Kardashian fantasies,” I thought you were going to stick to talk, which would certainly have been enough to share with the entire world.

But NO! The next thing we saw was you in a white bathrobe leaning over a sofa while Lamar spanked your butt several times.

Khloe, and in case we didn’t get the point about what you were doing, you told us all about your sexual preferences.

“It’s kinky. I like it when I get disciplined,” you confided.

Next thing we knew, we were watching Lamar slap your rear with a riding crop across your bed. In fact, Lamar had two riding crops ready to play with you.

“You little bad girl,” Lamar told you, while he was slapping.

Inside Khloe Kardashian & Kris Jenner’s Sex Fantasies

But that wasn’t all. KUWTK viewers were next treated to footage of you and Lamar rolling around on the bed while you meowed, and Lamar teased you: “I’m the lion,” he said.

Jeeze, Louise, Khloe. This was all a total TMI.

Why did you feel compelled to invite us all into what should be your most private moments with your husband? I don’t think your fans were asking for this much sexual oversharing when they tuned in.

“I’m very comfortable with my sexuality. I don’t have a problem taking about sex,” you told us.

“It’s about having a healthy a sex life.”

I totally agree Khloe that having fun in bed without inhibitions is great for having a healthy sex life. I just don’t think you’re a sex therapist with a duty to help others sexually by opening the door wide on your and Lamar’s sex life.

Bruce Jenner Embarrassed and Appalled

Your step dad Bruce Jenner kept announcing that he was appalled by your explicit talk and video on the show.

“This started out as a family show. We have 15 year olds sitting here,” he protested.

And he’s right. Lots of teens, especially girls, watch KUWTK, and they saw and heard a show’s worth of inappropriate comments.

Plus Khloe, when you announced to your family that you “love” Chat Roulette, a website featuring explicit porn, you inspired your ever-competitive mother, Kris Jenner, to look at it too and become transfixed by seeing a few of the “huge penises.”

“Oh my God. Kris can’t stop watching Chat Roulette,” you yelled, Khloe.

But Khloe, showing your family including your mother and stepfather a porn site isn’t healthy, it’s just plain weird!

And your mother Kris, who loves to show off her own “nip slips,” got another chance to indulge in more exhibitionist behavior herself.

“That was seriously one of the highlights of my life,” Kris gasped after looking, before Bruce dragged her away from the computer screen.

“Say goodbye to the perverts,” he told your mother.

Listen Khloe, it’s one thing for families to share A LOT, but looking at porn together is NOT the glue that binds you.

Neither is filming S & M play with your husband.

From now on Khloe, enjoy your sex life with hubby Lamar behind closed doors with no Kardashian cameras filming! What do you think HollywoodLifers?

— Bonnie Fuller

 

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