Ramona and Aviva have yet another confrontation over St. Barth’s on the Sept. 24 episode of ‘The Real Housewives of New York City.’

Sexually driven George returned to The Real Housewives of New York City landscape on the September 24 episode, hitting a local drug store with daughter Aviva Drescher to pick up some peculiar items. (If you know George, you have an idea of what he was buying.)

George admits he has a model in her early 20s that he’s planning to meet in the next few days for a possible romp in the sack. ”She looks like you but she’s black,” George told his daughter. “Oh that’s great,” she groaned. (Gross.)

George expresses interest in Carole Radziwill, but Aviva says her friends are off limits as they are like sisters. ”But incest is best,” he responded. (Where did this man come from?)

Sonja’s Money Troubles

Sonja Morgan returns home after having a divorce settlement meeting with her ex-husband. Unfortunately, things don’t go as planned and Sonja returns dejected, with no progress made.

“The biggest complaint my girlfriends have right now is like ‘Oh, I can’t do another full lunch,’” Sonja complains to her stylist and intern. ”We had an agreement way before I conceived my daughter,” Sonja added. “When we agreed to get married there were promises made and he’s not keeping them.”

Aviva Vs. Ramona: Round 99

Aviva was looking to take more rage out on someone, so she invited Ramona Singer to a lunch date. When Ramona arrived, she immediately slipped on sunglasses and made fun of Aviva’s drink of choice.

Aviva didn’t take long to get to the point. She tells Ramona that she disgusts her. Aviva claims that Ramona ruined the St. Barth’s trip by acting like a drunk sailor and sleeping naked with Sonja. ”Did you or did you not spoon naked with Sonja at night?”

At this point, I’m totally lost. While I totally enjoy the drama that encompasses Aviva and anyone she comes in contact with, she’s now getting angry over things that have NOTHING to do with her phobias or her “unfriendly welcome” to St. Barth’s.

“You’re a viper, you make up stories, I feel very badly for you,” said Ramona.

Strangely enough, Aviva accuses Ramona of enabling Sonja and letting her drink and drive — something she claimed to be a metaphor. “M-E-T-A-P-H-O-R!”

“Well you drive me to have diarrhea,” added Ramona.

Ramona’s Charity Event

Ramona continued telling people about her bowel issues at her charity lunch and fashion show for victims of domestic abuse. While Aviva refused to show up to the event, she sent her father George in her place. He arrived looking very caramel-y and immediately confronted Ramona over her feud with his daughter.

“Her problem is flying, her problem is heights, her problem is a panic disorder,” insisted George of his daughter, trying to explain her behavior. Ramona wasn’t having any of it, so George gently yanked Ramona’s arm — and all hell broke loose!

Ramona insister George be escorted out. “Ramona just smile and say thank you for coming,” her friends insisted. “Say thank you for coming. Smile, smile Ramona.” (Who knew Ramona needed so much coaching?)

“That trailer turd kicks me out of her party when I bring thousands and thousands of dollars?” George tells Carole.

FINALLY — we have made it to the season finale! Next week, we’ll see if these ladies can make amends with one another. What do YOU think, HollywoodLifers?

— Chris Rogers

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