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After four seasons of crying, cursing and custody battles, ‘Teen Mom’ airs its final episode Aug. 28 at 10 p.m. Watch a preview here!

Amber Portwood sure knows how to impress a guy! In this sneak peek video from tonight’s Teen Mom series finale, Amber goes on a date with her new “boy toy” Mike, and she talks up all of her best qualities — beginning with her felony charges for domestic battery! (You can literally see the guy choke on his dinner. Run, Mike, run!)

Then comes the big twist: Much to the displeasure of the restaurant’s patrons — and my eyes — Amber and her new guy start going at it right there at the table. (I hope dinner comes with a barf bag.)

Meanwhile, Gary Shirley laments Amber’s new relationship with his mom, who shows up to lend a helping hand with baby Leah.

Is this really how Teen Mom is going to end? With Amber and Gary at odds? They’re like the freakin’ Ross and Rachel of this show, so if there’s any justice in the world, they’ll reunite before the final credits roll.

CLICK HERE to watch Amber’s date, then drop a comment with your thoughts: Are Amber and Gary not perfect for each other?

— Andy Swift

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