Ang searched high & low for someone to service her pool — and herself.
The Aug. 19 episode of Big Ang found our girl celebrating another birthday — she didn’t say how old she was turning, so I’ll continue assuming she’s “timeless” — and she did everything she could to feel young again: She rode a motorcycle, she got drunk, and she hired a sex slave… I mean cabana boy.
Big Ang also decided to throw a surprise birthday party for her sister Janine, which seemed to be going according to plan — until it started pouring. But even the forces of nature couldn’t stop Ang and her crew from getting s**t faced, so the partying commenced.
The episode ended with Ang and the girls enjoying the perks of her 19-year-old pool boy Dane, who I’m pretty sure is gay, but that’s neither here nor there. Ang’s “husband” Neil seemed pretty jealous that another man got to put his non-gay mitts all over his wife, but since he hasn’t gotten her a present in their four years together, Ang decided Neil wasn’t allowed to complain.
Linda, meanwhile, remained gross and asked if Dane was bringing a vibrator with him. (Does Ang’s backyard have an H.R. department?)
— Andy Swift
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