Jon Stewart Tells Robert Pattinson: Kick Kristen Stewart To The Curb

Mon, August 13, 2012 11:35pm EDT by 52 Comments
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Cris

Posted at 3:16 PM on August 14, 2012  

“Boy you a better off,kick her to the curb” Yes, I agree.

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Yeya

Posted at 1:51 PM on August 14, 2012  

The interesting thing about this point is I already spend,
victoriously well,
This will bring to Rob as a result strengthening for if same,
personal growth and peace emotional.

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The truth

Posted at 1:20 PM on August 14, 2012  

I support any decision he makes.

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Bob Richardson

Posted at 10:58 AM on August 14, 2012  

Jon Stewart’s “kick to the curb” comment doesn’t mean he thinks Rob should break up with Kristen. He’s telling Rob in a way that mature guys understand (nudge, wink), that Rob should pimp Kristen out on the street to bring in a few extra dollars.

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To Just me

Posted at 10:35 AM on August 14, 2012  

girl you have way to much common sense to be posting here at HL this is nothing but a trash site that is a joke LOL you must board? . Great post btw I agree with you

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Ada Janicka

Posted at 9:38 AM on August 14, 2012  

Yes. Rob is a gentleman. Intelligent and witty as ever. All the best Rob. Great role in Cosmopolis! Incredible. And by the way … looks fantastic, tanned ..
a wonderful haircut .. you better in longer hair

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Ada Janicka

Posted at 9:36 AM on August 14, 2012  

Yes. Rob is a gentleman. Intelligent and witty as ever. All the best Rob. Great role in Cosmopolis! Incredible. And by the way … looks fantastic, tanned ..
rewelacyjan a haircut .. you better in longer hair

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J

Posted at 7:26 AM on August 14, 2012  

Rob is such a gentleman. He didn’t say anything bad about Kslut !And I totally agree with Jon Stewart- Rob just kick her off to the curb! You’re better off without her!

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Bob Richardson

Posted at 11:00 AM on August 14, 2012  

While Rob is eating ice cream, Kristen is being a busy little beaver slurping down warm tapioca. Sssssslurp!

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Tracey Bown Riley

Posted at 7:23 AM on August 14, 2012  

jua=st leave keisten and robert alone robert not look happy

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corinne

Posted at 7:05 AM on August 14, 2012  

He obviously thinks Kristen sucks for putting Rob in that situation. But when Jon was saying kick her to the curb, he was just making fun of how girls bond over broken hearts, you eat and trash talk.

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ece

Posted at 6:23 AM on August 14, 2012  

Yea, Rob is better off! Hope he kicks that slut to the curb!

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niken

Posted at 4:24 AM on August 14, 2012  

i think the ice cream is pretty obvious, if you are still with someone then you wouldn’t have ice cream to meant a broken heart

my fav ice cream is Finland recipe made in Jimbaran Bali, having them after Rob had his slluurrppp :D

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apsara

Posted at 4:17 AM on August 14, 2012  

How do we know he is keeping her hanging ….dont think he is the kind of guy ….am sure she knows what he has decided !!

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kath

Posted at 4:03 AM on August 14, 2012  

how do i watch?

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jackie

Posted at 2:32 AM on August 14, 2012  

A much as I love Rob and think he is a fantastic guy I really do think it is about time he stops acting like a wounded bull. Yes Rob has been hurt, devastated, humiliated and had his heart broken, I understand that I think Jon Stewart’s remark “Kick her to the kerb” was inapropriate and it was uncalled for, he should keep his comments to himself. But after all he is a male and he obviously hasn’t gone through what Rob has gone through. As a host of a tv show he should know better but people like him don’t know how to be appropriate with anyone or anything.

I think that when Rob gets through with his commitments (which I guess might last to the end of the week). He really needs to take time and make his decision. All he is doing is keep kristen hanging and that is not good. What is he waiting for – his friends and family to make the decision for him. “Rob here is the decision we have made for you ,you are not to forgive or go back to Kristen or even communicate with her ever again” So ring and tell her it’s over – Good boy! I think his family should mind their own business. Rob is a big boy and is old enough to make his own mistakes and decisions he is not 4 years old and being scolded for not listening to what he is being told for heavens sake.

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all good

Posted at 3:08 AM on August 14, 2012  

agree get it over with tell kristen something…he seems to be slow…..but she deserves it…she screwed him over bad……she basically had an emotional affair with rupert for a year….so let her suffer

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May

Posted at 2:09 PM on August 14, 2012  

He really needs to few up and make a decision. A part of me feels he is keeping her hanging as punishment for her offence as he knows she wants him back.
Part of claiming to love someone as much as he had claimed is being able to talk through issues, forgiveness etc. Keeping her hanging is wrong and selfish.
He is a grown matured man, show some of that maturity by talking. Is she sorry, does she still want the the relationship, why it happened and length of time. He needs to analyse his feelings and does he want her back as well?
They both need to make a joint decision and move on.

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Haha..

Posted at 2:31 AM on August 14, 2012  

And after Rob said “it is”, he also said that he didn’t mean it the way the audience thought he meant. Nice of HL to leave out that little tidbit….

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niken

Posted at 4:34 AM on August 14, 2012  

“it” means “the end of the world” in breaking up at young

Rob is not feeling the end of the world when he broke up with Kristen

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ok

Posted at 1:55 AM on August 14, 2012  

Rob laughed lol……

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anon85

Posted at 1:24 AM on August 14, 2012  

its none of your business people . leave him alone she’s a cheating slut now go worry about ur own lives .

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niken

Posted at 4:35 AM on August 14, 2012  

we decide that in our lives we want to give a little support to Rob

STOP telling us what to do with OUR lives

its our lives, remember ?

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LittleMo

Posted at 5:20 AM on August 14, 2012  

Then why are you reading and posting? You are an idiot and Kristen is not a cheating slut. What happened to her is what happens to a lot of young women who catch the attention of a predatory man. She got caught up in a moment that happened before she realized what happened. How much do you think anyone can do in the front seat of a MINI-COOP!! In the pics, Rupert is leaning into Kristen, hugging her from behind, and pulling her to him for a hug. NONE of the pics show Kristen returning the embraces or initiating them. And this little interlude took ALL OF 7 MINUTES!!! That does not meet the definition of an “affiar” and it’s not even a deal-breaker. We will hurt the people we love the worst and the most often. The test that Life has for them is that if they truly mean they love us they will forgive. I think – and I hope – that as the hurt and anger subsides, Rob understands this and he and Kristen re-connect. Everyone deserves a 2nd chance.

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Lizzie

Posted at 12:57 AM on August 14, 2012  

Well said, Jon!

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aquarius64

Posted at 12:43 AM on August 14, 2012  

I don’t think Stewart or her PR team would appreciate the ice cream social or the “kick her to the curb” comment, joke or not.

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dn

Posted at 1:10 AM on August 14, 2012  

who’ care iif she apreciate the ice cream do you think that Rob like to humiliated and cheated on, he should kick her to the curb. didnt you see how somber he looks? eventhough he was laughing the guy is wounded inside. it’s over folks

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Carole

Posted at 12:21 AM on August 14, 2012  

I am so mad they cut the audience going “awww.”
Oh well.

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renita

Posted at 12:20 AM on August 14, 2012  

I respect their privacy but couldn’t Robert atleast let us know if they are still together or not?? I think at the least he owed us that.

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Guest22

Posted at 12:22 AM on August 14, 2012  

It would have stopped people from wondering… I sorta think they like that.
Like that people wonder.
You know IF they are still together I believe they are going to be as secretive as ever!

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Stupid ppl..

Posted at 12:26 AM on August 14, 2012  

Giovanni agnelli told paps he wished they would get back together b4 he called LAPD on them so he kinda gave it away..but what does he know? He wasnt being a good friend to kristen by telling the paps that anyway in my opinion.

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Interesting

Posted at 12:29 AM on August 14, 2012  

You think he’s trying to gain some “fame” from this?

 
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jessica

Posted at 3:47 AM on August 14, 2012  

what do you mean call LAPD on them

 
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Stupid ppl..

Posted at 7:04 AM on August 14, 2012  

LAPD is los angeles police.

 
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Out4Justice

Posted at 5:24 PM on August 14, 2012  

@Stupidppl, He’s a much older producer from Kristen’s film Meet The Rileys (or Welcome 2The Rileys. I forget which), and I’m willing to bet money she slept with him, too, to get the role. I could be wrong but I wouldn’t put it past her. Sleeping with directors & producers is how she gets her work, apparently. It’s called CASTING COUCH.

 
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Olivia Shakespeare

Posted at 12:55 AM on August 14, 2012  

He doesn’t owe anyone ANYTHING. STFU! His life doesn’t need to be on public display if he chooses not to have it that way!

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rsd

Posted at 3:39 AM on August 14, 2012  

He should try and get some fame from this! Remember, he is one of the victims, here. Success is the best revenge; which is why he took his chance to ask his Twilight fans to go and buy 8 tickets each to make Cosmopolis opening bigger than The Dark Knight. Of course that is not possible, and of course it was a joke. But nonetheless got his message accross…

 
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aquarius64

Posted at 10:23 AM on August 14, 2012  

@olivia – Stewart put his life on public display with her cheating. This is not going away.

 
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Stupid ppl..

Posted at 11:56 PM on August 13, 2012  

He was so nervous..and funny..and awkward..& dont forget adoreable! Lol everybody is still dying about the publicist joke on twitter lol. Loved it & cosmopolis was soooo good. Im seeing it again & buying it on DVD when it comes out. Jon stewart was too funny lol.

And ppl who STILL think this scandal was a stunt..LOL there are kids involved okay? Stop. Those kids will see those pics of their dad kissing another woman when they get older. This would have been stupid if this was a stut.

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Hey Stupid Ppl.. I Have a ?

Posted at 12:19 AM on August 14, 2012  

You know… I always thought he did have a publicist.
So was that a joke as well, or was he really serious?

The way HWL made it I thought this would be a tough interview. It was cute.

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Stupid ppl..

Posted at 12:24 AM on August 14, 2012  

I was confused on that too! He used to have one! Shes awesome too! I met her on the jimmy kimmel show! Haha. Maybe they no longer work together anymore idk or maybe he WAS joking lol. Idk rob has always been so confusing lol

 
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dn

Posted at 1:17 AM on August 14, 2012  

it means that publicist always knows ahead what kind the questions their clients are going to be asked that way can they reharse an answer It’s kind what kstew did w/her public apology to fans not to Rob

 
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rsd

Posted at 3:41 AM on August 14, 2012  

He was joking! This interviews are usually worked on in advance; which is why he said what he said about Stewart botching the ice cream skit.

 
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Hey Stupid Ppl.. I Have a ?

Posted at 12:27 AM on August 14, 2012  

True true.
Thanks for replying back so fast. :)

You know… this thing has made me want some ice cream now!

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Gaberielle

Posted at 11:42 PM on August 13, 2012  

The ice cream flavors were Cherry Garcia, and Caramel Sutra.

Dishing while eating ice cream. Haha!

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Short and Sweet Jon is Funny

Posted at 11:41 PM on August 13, 2012  

They treated the scandal like it was one big joke.
So what does that tell?
People have different interpretations.
Don’t get too worked up about it either way!

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^^^^^^^^

Posted at 11:43 PM on August 13, 2012  

It tells me that when this site a few days ago stated Rob was worried about it kinda makes me wonder who these inside sources are. :)

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rsd

Posted at 3:46 AM on August 14, 2012  

He handled it with humor, as he always does. It is the best deflection. And if you notice, Stewart made most of the jokes and comments. The kid is clearly devastated, clearly lost weight, has bags under his eyes and is pretty thrown off. Even his smile is pretty sad, poor thing…How would you feel appearing in public for the first time after being publicly humiliated as he was and being expected to talk about it — barely 3 weeks later?!!

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