‘RHONY’ Recap — Heather Thomson To Mario Singer: You’re Wife Ramona Is ‘Crazy’

Mon, August 13, 2012 11:42pm EDT by 14 Comments
Real Housewives of New York City Recap
Courtesy of Bravo

‘The Real Housewives of New York City’ was so full of drama on August 13, I honestly couldn’t keep up! Plus, a feud was reignited between Heather and Ramona! Read on for all the details!

The August 13 episode of The Real Housewives Of New York City included a big photo shoot for Sonja Morgan’s toaster oven — torso and all! But when Ramona Singer wasn’t invited to the shoot, drama erupts. Plus, Aviva Drescher’s sex-crazed dad makes another guest appearance, but this time he sets his sights on LuAnn de Lesseps!

Carole Radziwill hosts a White Elephant holiday party for the ladies and their significant others where a very entertaining gift exchange is held. A number of the gifts included espresso cups, a lizard and a sex toy. (Can you guess who brought that?)

Heather Thomson is ready to do business when she arrives to Sonja’s photo shoot, but the lady of the hour, Sonja, arrives late and keeps everyone waiting. ”I feel like I care more about this brand than she does,” Heather confesses. In fact, Sonja displays her complete lack of urgency by dilly dallying in the bathroom with her stylist while cracking jokes about the other housewives — whom we’re supposed to believe are her friends. (Seriously, who makes fun of someone’s prosthetic leg?)

Heather really wants to the shot of Sonja with the half-naked man, but Sonja seems to think that falling asleep on a toaster oven will do a better job at selling the product. If we’re being totally honest, Sonja looked super bored lounging out across the oven, otherwise known to her as a miracle worker.

All the women head over to Carole’s house for an announcement. While there, Carole offers pizza to which Ramona is horrified by. “I don’t eat pizza,” says Ramona. (Who lives in New York City and doesn’t eat pizza?)

Carole announces that she finished her manuscript and would like to invite everyone to celebrate in St. Barts, France!

Ramona throws a party to help launch her red wine. All the ladies come out to support her (we’re sure it’s in their contracts to do so) and this is where the real drama happens!

In true Ramona fashion, she features two large magazine covers with her face plastered across them. Unfortunately, she’s barely recognizable. ”Airbrushed, overly airbrushed,” Aviva jokes about the photos.

As soon as Sonja arrives to the party, Ramona wants all the details of the photo shoot. Sonja feels Heather steamrolled over her and Ramona takes it upon herself to attack Heather on these accusations.

“I have yet to be at a party where Ramona hasn’t been involved or caused some drama,” Carole says.

Having still not forgiven LuAnn and Jacques for their wine tasting snafu, Ramona, Sonja and Aviva start picking on Jacques’ accent once him and the Countess leave the party. Heather is not pleased with this behavior — talking behind someone’s back. She immediately confronts Aviva on the issue and Ramona eavesdrops on their conversation. Heather’s feelings do not sit well with Ramona.

”You talk behind my f–king back,” Ramona yells at Heather. Of course, Ramona runs off before Heather can say a word edgewise, so the Yummy Tummy CEO uses Mario as a punching bag and tells him his wife is “crazy!” Aviva is certainly not a fan of attacking someone through their husband, so she tries stopping Heather. “Whatever, Aviva!” Heather quips.

And it’s “To Be Continued…”

How on EARTH are these ladies going to go to St. Barts together? What do YOU think, HollywoodLifers? Can they make it work?

— Christopher Rogers

More on ‘RHONY':

  1. ‘RHONY’ Recap: Heather ‘Diss-Invites’ Ramona From Their London Trip
  2. ‘RHONY’ Star Countess LuAnn De Lesseps: How To Get Over A Fight With Girlfriends
  3. ‘RHONY’ Preview: Sonja Abandons Ramona And Teams Up With LuAnn — Watch