Will Ferrell Calls Kristen Stewart A ‘Trampire’ On ‘Conan’ — Watch

Fri, August 3, 2012 9:45am EST by 56 Comments
Courtesy of TBS, FameFlynet (inset)

This is basically the real-life version of Ron Burgundy’s glass case of emotion from ‘Anchorman.’

If you thought Nutty Madam was distraught over Kristen Stewart‘s affair with SWATH director Rupert Sanders, just wait until you see how Will Ferrell is coping — or, rather, failing to cope — with the fallout. The Campaign star stopped by Conan on Aug. 2 to talk about his new movie, but he was far too distraught over the end of “Robsten” to do any promoting.

“It’s not going to be fine, ever!” a viscerally devastated Will told Conan O’Brien. “It’s never going to be fine! … What they had was so special, you don’t even know!”

And, yes, he even called Kristen a “Trampire.”

Watch Will’s ‘Robsten’ rant below, then drop me a comment with your reaction to the scandal: Are you upset, or could you not care less?

— Andy Swift

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