Will Ferrell Calls Kristen Stewart A ‘Trampire’ On ‘Conan’ — Watch

Fri, August 3, 2012 9:45am EDT by 56 Comments
Courtesy of TBS, FameFlynet (inset)

This is basically the real-life version of Ron Burgundy’s glass case of emotion from ‘Anchorman.’

If you thought Nutty Madam was distraught over Kristen Stewart‘s affair with SWATH director Rupert Sanders, just wait until you see how Will Ferrell is coping — or, rather, failing to cope — with the fallout. The Campaign star stopped by Conan on Aug. 2 to talk about his new movie, but he was far too distraught over the end of “Robsten” to do any promoting.

“It’s not going to be fine, ever!” a viscerally devastated Will told Conan O’Brien. “It’s never going to be fine! … What they had was so special, you don’t even know!”

And, yes, he even called Kristen a “Trampire.”

Watch Will’s ‘Robsten’ rant below, then drop me a comment with your reaction to the scandal: Are you upset, or could you not care less?

— Andy Swift

Get caught up on “Robsten-gate”

  1. ‘Twilight’ Cast Ordered To Stay Silent On Kristen Stewart’s Affair
  2. Kristen Stewart Lands First Post-Scandal Movie Role?
  3. ‘Breaking Dawn’ Promo Tour: Kristen Stewart & Robert Pattinson Kept Apart

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Leboukh Nadjet (@InassSondos)

Posted at 12:34 PM on August 3, 2012  

he’s so funny I like it

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KellyM. :)

Posted at 12:33 PM on August 3, 2012  

“The guy who murdered dozens of people in the Colorado theater is not getting as many insults as Kristen. I did not agree with what Kristen did however I chose to hate the sin not the sinner.”

POOR ROBERT?!?!
All I see is, “Poor Rob!” How about, “Poor victims of the Colorado shooting… poor families that lost loved ones fighting for your freedom overseas… poor kids that are getting abused everyday….”

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Alisha

Posted at 12:02 PM on August 3, 2012  

next there gonna have them as a joke on Saturday Night Live

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P

Posted at 11:47 AM on August 3, 2012  

The way I saw this whole joke is he’s actually making fun of the crazy fans including the haters . As much is this debacle saddened me , I must confess it was quite funny ! I think he was showing how ridiculous the whole thing is , also comedians are know for using current event for their jokes , even the presidents are not immune to this , and they after all are more important than a silly gossip scandal in the Hollywood world , which I think is being overplayed , and milked to death ..I’m not phased at all by this silly scandal , my opinion and respect is still the same for both of them !

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anonymous

Posted at 11:41 AM on August 3, 2012  

opps PEOPLE

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anonymous

Posted at 11:40 AM on August 3, 2012  

OMG CAN”T HALF YOU PEOP:E TAKE A BLOODY JOKE!!!!! GET A SENSE OF HUMOR LIGHTEN UP!!!!!

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Vicky

Posted at 11:39 AM on August 3, 2012  

I love Will Farrell !!! He’s insane!!!!

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Just me...

Posted at 12:42 PM on August 3, 2012  

I agree!!!

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Lene

Posted at 11:33 AM on August 3, 2012  

Wow claiming Rob has cheated just doesn’t make any sense…wouldnt it be all over the news as well.You huys are really fighting over Kristen and Rob…it was a skit,u know for fun and laughter.I’m sure he knows it’s a serious issue between THEM.Only Rob know what he is going or should do.She cheated and that’s that.That’s not a reason to hate her.I hope they can work it out,apparently sanders and his wife are,so let Robsten deal with their issue,it’s not ours to be fighting over,smh

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Fundisha

Posted at 11:29 AM on August 3, 2012  

Well, that was my reaction, and I love it, I think it’s funny.

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TRUTH

Posted at 11:10 AM on August 3, 2012  

It was a joke people!! get over it!

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Felicia (kristen stewart page)

Posted at 11:03 AM on August 3, 2012  

LOL I love it :D he is just making fun of the affair and its funny .

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Mary

Posted at 11:02 AM on August 3, 2012  

Jerk

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Stupid ppl..

Posted at 10:59 AM on August 3, 2012  

Hahahaha! Hes making fun of the robsten fans and their over-reactions. They should of brought up that video of nutty madam and her crying and yelling about this. These fans are acting like its the end of the world lol.

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sue

Posted at 10:52 AM on August 3, 2012  

Bloody hell Robert Pattinson sordid past you really have got to get a life i have seen your crap every where you trying to go viral bud ????? sorry no one is taking you seriously and lucy bloody hell girl you know your stuff too, but all jokes aside like i have said to robert pattinson stalker who claims to have spoken to these people etc etc hahaha do you really think these guys are comming on here reading are quotes dont think so think they might have a tiny bit more on their plates like trying to sort their lives out that has been common consumption for the past week to two weeks do you think we should all move on and try and help them out cos in a couple of weeks this will be tommorrows chip/ fries wrapper and most people will be trying to rip some othe rpoor bugger apart

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janiey

Posted at 10:31 AM on August 3, 2012  

For those of you all “offended” it’s a skit. If SNL were going on right now, this is what they would have done. He is pretending to be one of those crazy Robsten fans. It’s called acting… It’s hysterical because most of the people commenting are acting this exact way about their breakup.

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patty

Posted at 10:26 AM on August 3, 2012  

It’s a joke… relax

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will

Posted at 10:20 AM on August 3, 2012  

Lmfao will is too funny and ppl don’t take this serious its a joke so calm your balls

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one mom's advice

Posted at 10:09 AM on August 3, 2012  

Will has his nerve. From what I’ve heard on movie sets he’s been on. He’s made many unwanted sexual advances at women. Could it be the hair?

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AshleyG

Posted at 10:07 AM on August 3, 2012  

This cracked me up! I love you Will!!! but on a serious note, people who say men who cheat are seen as heroes and women who cheat are known as sluts are wrong. Men and woman alike who cheat are both seen as being as bad as one another and this is a girl talking.

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Robert Pattinson's own sordid past

Posted at 10:03 AM on August 3, 2012  

Robert Pattinson has been cheating on Kristen Stewart since the start of their relationship. He hooked up with Megan Fox AFTER the Twilight premiere in Tokyo when he first got together with Kristen. He was sleeping with Nikki Reed at the start of New Moon filming and Ashley Greene all throughout. He hooked up with that Erika Dutra chick in Cannes that year and Camilla Belle in NYC when she went to visit him there during Remember Me filming. There were rumors of him and Emilie de Ravin having and on-set fling that same summer during filming. He was cheating with Ashley Greene again during Eclipse filming that fall while Kristen was on set. There were the rumors of him leaving Leighton Meester’s apartment in NYC early the next year. He cheated with some burlesque dancer Caroline Jones during Bel Ami filming in London causing him to be late for Eclipse reshoots and also his co-star Natalia Tena who he’d already had a history with before too.

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Robert Pattinson's own sordid past

Posted at 10:03 AM on August 3, 2012  

He cheated with Lindsay Lohan during Water for Elephants filming in LA that summer at Las Palmas and was photographed with bartender Nancee Bingenheimer from Saddleranch crawling all over this lap poolside at a hotel that July after Kristen had already left for Montreal to begin On the Road filming. There were rumors that he was going to co ke parties in Malibu and hooking up with sk anks like Teresa Palmer then too. He was continued seeing Ashley Greene in Baton Rouge and was hooking up with Maggie Grace during Breaking Dawn filming while they were back in Vancouver, spotted in her hotel frequently while Kristen was in LA. There was the Russian model Ana Colja who was interviewed saying how she’d been ‘close’ with Rob since attending the Oscars with him years back and they still saw each other all the time and were very happy together.

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Robert Pattinson's own sordid past

Posted at 10:04 AM on August 3, 2012  

He was hooking up with his director David Cronenberg’s youngest daughter Caitlin during Cosmopolis filming that following summer in 2011, hitting lots of late night hot spots and parties “spreading their DNA” all over Toronto together. Kristen was asked not to visit him on location at this time.He was hooking up with LA bar sk anks like that Shea Marie chick who tweeted she shared “Jameson and Gingers” with him at Jimmy Fallon’s Emmy after-party and went back to Rob’s house to hang out following. There were all the bars he was hitting in LA closing them down at 2-3am every night while Kristen was busy in London filming Snow White and the Huntsman, girls tweeting about sharing drinks and ciggies with him on the patio and flirting with him. He only visited London once while Kristen was filming in his hometown and not again until the very end after he’d finished the international promo tour for Breaking Dawn 1.

 
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AshleyG

Posted at 10:21 AM on August 3, 2012  

really??? Can you just stop posting this to every single freaking video? I sincerly doubt he slept with half of those people you are saying he did! If he did it would be all over the media as well. This scandel may or may not be true and Robert Pattinson may or may not have cheated as well, but being a huge Ashley Greene fan i find it really insulting that you are putting the blame onto her and a lot of other women just because Kristen Stewart is in the lime-light for cheating. I’m sorry if you are a big Kristen Stewart fan, i would be devistated if it was Ashley in her position instead, but cant you continue to be a fan of hers without trashing and accusing other actresses? because you should know as a fellow fan, it is not nice when you hear someone say/write horrible and accusing stuff about a person you admire.

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jordan28

Posted at 10:25 AM on August 3, 2012  

You again? Do you have a life?

You need a hobby. How about stamp collecting?

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lucy

Posted at 10:25 AM on August 3, 2012  

You wanna go there? Two can play that game. KStew’s fans are obsessed and crazy, making up lies about Rob to try and make her look better.
I don’t see anyone here saying KStew has been a liar and a cheat for the past 5 years, saying she cheated with Emile Hirsch when she was with Michael Aragano. Or that she cheated with Ryan Reynolds when she made Adventureland, or that she cheated with Jackson Rathbone in Vancouver after her birthday party when she left the restaurant with him and then was papped wearing his clothes the next day.
Or that she partied the night away at the Chateau Marmont with an unidentified guy and then was papped at the airport on her way back to Vancouver with huge bags under her eyes and dark circles that they couldn’t even cover up with make up for BD1.
Or that she had many temper tantrums on the set of Eclipse, and the reshoots had to be shut down for a day because she was so argumentative with the director (who refused to do any commentary for the DVD by the way, and never says anything about Stewart).
Or that she’s really unprofessional and has a bad reputation in the entertainment industry. Or that Jake Scott said directing her was like trying to herd cats.
Or that she is bisexual and has been with many women over the years. Or that she cheated with Garrett Hedlund, jetting to London to spend time with him while Rob was filming in Toronto, Or that she went to the LA film festival with Garrett instead of flying to Canada to see Rob.
I don’t see anyone saying she ran over a puppy in her mini or that she boiled a rabbit, do you? Those are the kinds of lunatic rantings that are being spewed by insane Kristen fans. See the difference?

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Summer

Posted at 10:45 AM on August 3, 2012  

Thank you! Finally a SANE person who can see what i do!! :)

 
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Kate

Posted at 12:02 PM on August 3, 2012  

As KS was still with Michael Angarano while they were filming new moon I think RP could see who he liked, useless your skank hero was cheating on her boyfriend with RP. It’s common knowledge that he had a brief fling with Nikki Reid while filming Twilight as he was single then.

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Robert Pattinson's own sordid past

Posted at 10:01 AM on August 3, 2012  

There were the Sarah Roemer hook up rumors that she went home with him from Soho House after they’d been partying with friends all night there and at La Poubelle. There were the Katy Perry texting stories that he’d been trying to console and hook up with her after her break up with Russel Brand–something that Kristen completely covered for him for I might add. There were the Lindsay Lohan cheating rumors AGAIN after that (didn’t believe those were true though-Linsday is too gross now even for bottom feeders like Pattinson). He gave an interview saying he frequented the KittyKat Club in Berlin when he was in town-a known fetish club where people openly engage in lewd acts and group sex.

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Robert Pattinson's own sordid past

Posted at 10:01 AM on August 3, 2012  

Some of this sh it is going to come to light and it’s going to bite Rob in the azz if he dumps Kristen for this thing with her director. This is not going to go away and it’s going to get worse for him before it gets better. If he forgives he and takes her back (at least publicly) he might be able to avoid the backlash. Otherwise they’re going to start coming out of the woodwork against him and it’s going to be Tiger Woods all over again. She’s the one who got caught, but he’s been doing it for a long long LONG time before this. While none of these rumors of him hooking up with other woman has been 100% proven WITH PICTURES (because there have been multiple sightings by fans and others of him with these and other women), he’s only gotten a free pass on all this so far because Kristen has always stuck by him through it all and looked the other way despite the constant cheating talk about him.

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Robert Pattinson's own sordid past

Posted at 10:02 AM on August 3, 2012  

This is not going to go away if he dumps her. He’s going to reap a huge backlash so he’d better think wisely before condeming her for something that he’s done since the beginning of their ‘relationship.’ She’s not the only guilty party here. If he wants to keep this all under wraps and out of the mainstream media (as in not just in the comments section on gossip sites), then he’d better be careful. Kristen was stupid with how she handled her affair. Will Rob be smarter than she was? We shall see.

 
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one mom's advice

Posted at 10:15 AM on August 3, 2012  

well done.

 
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Rose

Posted at 12:05 PM on August 3, 2012  

Ummm… but She’s the one that cheated! Rob has every right to walk away from her. You are just one of them freaky a** Kristen fans and I think you really need a life. This same comment of yours has been on every Kristen article I’ve seen on HL so far. Havent you got anything better to do?

 
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Brazil Boy

Posted at 10:00 AM on August 3, 2012  

Miss. Kristen should be a serious person with low self-esteem problems, I do not think anyone in her position would take such an attitude, if not a serious case of low self esteem.

She did not want to leave this sr. Patz, however, wanted to feel loved, desired, at a level that would never have imagined or would not, on his part. Maybe because it’s just a beautiful girl, but short, no sensual curves, who feels inferior to act with mega goddesses like Charlize Theron. I think it should be consumed internally, with all the harassment upon women sr. Pattinson because he is really a guy in the question above average beauty, if we were to measure, it would be a scale of 0-10, maybe eight, she would note 4.5. I believe that women have difficulties to deal with these things.

So, he gave the old one which certainly covered it with praise, inflate your ego, it made her feel so good, he forgot for a moment, their problems of low self esteem, moreover, was old, married, or not offered no risk of getting involved with her and require her to break with Mr. Pattinson. In short, she did not want to break your dating, however, I feel more desired than they could.
 
It certainly is one of the dumbest people in the world by sneaking through the streets in an encounter with a lover, knowing it is a prime target of the tabloids, as in this case, however, think unconsciously she wanted to be caught.

Certainly, she did not want to create the damage that has created its image, she did not want it not, but wanted Mr. Pattinson knew that at least someone she mesmerized and controlled by his appearance.

Therefore, Mr. Pattinson should not go for it, if you do, be putting yourself in the position of dependence and weakness so that she wished he was, and could not.

It should not be a relationship as something driven by feelings of love and complicity, but as a form of domination of one over another, which explains their low self esteem in relation to Mr. Pattinson. If he comes back, will be betrayed again and this time, not because she feels inferior to him, but because they feel superior to him.

People like her will never be happy in life …

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luca

Posted at 9:53 AM on August 3, 2012  

well done will!!!!A tramp is a tramp.

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rose from the philippines

Posted at 9:51 AM on August 3, 2012  

bad!!! will ferrel. look at yourself first in the mirror and ask yourself “have u cheated once in your life when u are 22? ask yourself

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why must everyone takes things so seriously?

Posted at 10:34 AM on August 3, 2012  

@rose frome the philippines: wtf? i don’t think you understand that this was a joke. let it go. will farrel makes a living off being a stand up comeideian. so people would expect him to say or do something like this and you’re taking this all seriously.

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same old

Posted at 9:48 AM on August 3, 2012  

Men who sleep around are heroes, women who sleep around are slut and tramp.
Sexism is alive and women are embracing it.

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Andy Swift

Posted at 9:49 AM on August 3, 2012  

Women can sleep around all they want … but when they are in committed relationships, it’s a different story.

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BS

Posted at 10:10 AM on August 3, 2012  

You are so right, Andy. They were living together in that new home…..stupid move K.

 
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sheri

Posted at 10:32 AM on August 3, 2012  

you’re totally right. What Kstew did was disgusting. Simply disgusting. I’m sick of hearing the same excuses about her. Mistake my arse

 
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tron

Posted at 7:09 AM on August 21, 2012  

lol thats to K.C

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