Katy Perry: Don’t Be Stupid & Date John Mayer

Thu, August 2, 2012 11:58am EDT by 7 Comments
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Katy and John were spotted having a romantic dinner on Aug 1 and I’m so worried that Katy is going to go down the same path she did with Russell Brand. Isn’t she tired of dating total jerks?

Katy Perry, I thought you were wide awake? At least that’s what your latest single says to all of your fans. If so, why did you do dinner with John Mayer at Pace restaurant, and then head to the Chateau Marmont Hotel? I hope that you two are simply collaborating on an upcoming single, and not falling for each other!

Katy, everyone warned you about Russell Brand before you tied the knot with him. But you thought you could change him, and clearly, that didn’t work out. So, wouldn’t it be great to date a nice guy, one without a horrible Hollywood reputation? I realize that John has been away, living in Montana ever since he pissed off all of America for his idiotic and sexist comments.

Remember how he talked about having sex with Jessica Simpson? He even had a short-lived thing with Taylor Swift, and she slammed him in her song “Dear John”. Unless you’re looking for another heartbreak as fodder for your next album, you better run the other way.

Wouldn’t it be novel to date a nice guy for a change? Seriously, John is not the guy for you.

— Chloe Melas

More On John Mayer & Katy Perry’s Dating History:

  1. Katy Perry Dating John Mayer? Sexy Date Nights Revealed
  2. Katy Perry Thinks It’s ‘Funny’ People Think She’s Dating
  3. Katy Perry Has PDA-filled Date With Boyfriend Robert Ackroyd

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LOU5672

Posted at 8:26 PM on August 12, 2012  

KATY DONT GET CAUGHT STANDING AT THE PICKET FENCE, WATCHING THE PAINT DRY. JOHN IS A PIECE OF —-, HE MESSED UP HIS OWN CAREER, DONT LET HIM MESS UP YOURS, YOU SHOULD OF LEARNED YOUR LESSON BEING WITH RUSSELL, DONT BE STUCK ON STUPID KATY——HE NEEDS TO GO BACK TO MONTANA, HE’S NOT WANTED ANY MORE, JOHN RUNG A BELL THAT CAN’T BE UN-RUNG, KATY YOUR TO WELL LOVED TO GET CAUGHT UP WITH THAT A– HOLE

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Macy

Posted at 3:27 AM on August 11, 2012  

Katy is not “WIDE AWAKE”

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Skennion

Posted at 1:35 AM on August 3, 2012  

Didn’t everyone who dated him find happiness after him? Think about it.

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nikki

Posted at 7:43 PM on August 2, 2012  

He has dated half of Hollywood

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gbtw

Posted at 2:46 PM on August 2, 2012  

yah, he’s pretty much a creep. but she’s probably lonely for some male affection… if that’s what it is, katy, get in and GET OUT!

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Diane

Posted at 2:38 PM on August 2, 2012  

I think they would be fine together.
They are both awesomely weird!

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BS

Posted at 2:19 PM on August 2, 2012  

Katy HAS TO PROVE she can date a bad boy and come out OK…..best of luck, you will need it!

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