Robert Pattinson: Ditch Kristen Stewart & Find A Rebound Romance

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Rob — the best way to mend a broken heart is to find a hot new girl to hook up with!

Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart are on the rocks, thanks to her heartbreaking affair with Rupert Sanders. But I think Rob should just throw in the towel and start seeing other girls!

Rob, 26, should just be done with Kristen, 22 — after all, she hooked up with an older married guy! She obviously doesn’t care about either of her men or herself.

Unfortunately, Rob is crazy in love with his girlfriend and must be persuaded to move on. How can he do this? By hooking up with some sexy and eligible Hollywood hotties!

Think about it: you are one of the most lusted-after stars in the world and can totally have whatever woman you choose. At this point, you’ll have to just forget about K-Stew by reminding yourself how much fun it is to hook up with girls. Find new love without nearly as much baggage!

Let’s face it: the world knows that you’re a super-sensitive guy who looks for deep emotion in relationships. But you were just burned SO BAD. You’re allowed to blow off some steam — why don’t you do it with some sexy chicks? There’s no better way to move on from a cheater.

Ultimately, you should remember the immortal words of Denny (Patrick O’Neill) from the 1989 classic Say Anything: “Man, all you gotta do is find a girl that looks just like her, nail her, and then dump her, man. Get her of your mind.”

Dump her, indeed.

Do YOU think Rob should hook up with some new people and move on from K-Stew, HollywoodLifers?

– William Earl

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KStew don’t leave RPattz he really loves you so much… please don’t leave each other.

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Yes, this is what Rob needs! A rebound date or sex with the hottest girl to shove it on Kristen’s face!!!! Hmmm…who would be good for Rob? She has to be hot and popular!

If tou love someone let them go. If thy come back to you their youres to keep. Thats not the case with ro and k.

I agree! Anyway the b*itch is ugly – there are much more cute girls than her.

I think they should sit down together and work it out. Because they both work hard on there relationship and there’s a lot of love there. They sit there and dated for awhile before anyone really knew. We all knew bit we weren’t for sure. So come on you too kiss and make up.

first of all rob wont use a girl just to make himself feel better because he knows how it feels to be used. People need to stop believing everything they read from here, that the “sources” have claimed.

i agreeeee!!! :(

He’s been cheating since the start. He hooked up with Megan Fox AFTER the Twilight premiere in Tokyo when he first got together with Kristen. He was sleeping with Nikki Reed at the start of New Moon filming and Ashley Greene all throughout. He hooked up with that Erika Dutra chick in Cannes that year and Camilla Belle in NYC when she went to visit him there during Remember Me filming. There were rumors of him and Emilie de Ravin having and on-set fling that same summer during filming. He was cheating with Ashley Greene again during Eclipse filming that fall while Kristen was on set. There were the rumors of him leaving Leighton Meester’s apartment in NYC early the next year. He cheated with some burlesque dancer Caroline Jones during Bel Ami filming in London causing him to be late for Eclipse reshoots and also his co-star Natalia Tena who he’d already had a history with before too.

He cheated with Lindsay Lohan during Water for Elephants filming in LA that summer at Las Palmas and was photographed poolside with a bartender from Saddleranch crawling all over this lap poolside at a hotel that July after Kristen had already left for Montreal to being On the Road filming. There were rumors that he was going to co ke parties in Malibu and hooking up with sk anks like Teresa Palmer all that summer too. He was supposedly hooking up with Maggie Grace during Breaking Dawn filming while they were back in Vancouver spotted in her hotel while Kristen was back in LA. There was the Russian model Ana Colja who was interviewed saying how she’d been ‘close’ with Rob since attending the Oscars with him years back and they still saw each other all the time, hinting at a sexual relationship between the two. He was said to have been hooking up with his director David Cronenberg’s youngest daughter Caitlin during Cosmopolis filming that summer, hitting lots of late night hot spots and parties, spreading their DNA all over Toronto together.

He was hooking up with LA bar sk anks like that Shea Marie chick who tweeted she shared “Jameson and Gingers” with him at Jimmy Fallon’s Emmy after-party and went back to Rob’s house to hang out following. There were all the bars he was hitting in LA closing them down at 3-4am every night while Kristen was busy in London filming Snow White and the Huntsman, girls tweeting about sharing drinks and cigarettes with him on the patio and flirting with him. He only visited Kristen one time during filming and not again until the very end after they finished their international promo tour for Breaking Dawn 1. There were the Sarah Roemer hook up rumors that she went home with him from Soho House after they’d been partying with friends all night there and at La Poubelle. There were the Katy Perry texting stories that he’d been trying to console and hook up with her after her break up with Russel Brand–something that Kristen completely covered for him for I might add. There were the Lindsay Lohan cheating rumors AGAIN after that (didn’t believe those were true though-Linsday is too gross now even for bottom feeders like Pattinson).

there are still some loyal people in the world!! thank god for that!! so leave him alone and let do whatever he wants! it’s his life not yours!! stop talking about him or her!! we’re not even sure that they’ve broken up!!! all this could be just rumors!!!!

why all of a sudden kristen fell in love with another man my goodness the stuff that ppl write hl is really hitting the bottom everyday some thing more stupid comes out i do not think robert is that devastated and hurt love kristen there somebody that said pattison was at a hotel in la just yesterday but now in london and i will bet he has a girl there to pattison is not innocent in all this

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