Tom Cruise Reportedly Has Telepathic Powers , Scientologists Believe

Wed, July 11, 2012 8:02am EDT by 12 Comments

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sasha

Posted at 9:28 PM on July 21, 2012  

Now,he can put his power on side. Well done Katie,ur telepathy was more adwanced than ur ex!

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Jesse

Posted at 11:08 PM on July 20, 2012  

That’s a lie, Telepathy does not exist in the physical plane. Scientologists are only trying to deceive many people. NOBODY has the power to read minds.

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promometheus696

Posted at 3:46 PM on July 11, 2012  

It has been revealed by DC Comics that as far back as 2006 that Tom Cruise is a super hero. It appears that he has been operating at an advanced level VII, known in the cult of Scientology parlance as an ‘Operating Thetan’ or ‘OT VII’. The author of the revelation, Janet Reitman, elaborates, “Cruise has total and absolute control over his environment. He has telekinetic, mind reading and telepathic powers. He has reached a rarefied state of enlightenment. He can move inanimate objects with his mind and can control the behavior of both animals and homo Sapiens.” However after 30 years in the cult and having shelled out millions of dollars, Cruise understandably is none too happy having been blind sided recently by his soon-to-be ex-wife, Katie Holmes. “I had it under control” grimaced the normally retentive actor. He adds, “I want a refund from David Miscavige”. Cruise’s lawyers are now seeking an undisclosed amount from the cult. A spokesman for the organization, in a written statement, said that it never comment on individuals cases but should Cruise seek redress we suggest he airs his grievance in a small-claims court.

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promometheus696

Posted at 3:44 PM on July 11, 2012  

It has been revealed by DC Comics that as far back as 2006 that Tom Cruise is a super hero. It appears that he has been operating at an advanced level VII, known in the cult of Scientology parlance as an ‘Operating Thetan’ or ‘OT VII’. The author of the revelation, Janet Reitman, elaborates, “Cruise has total and absolute control over his environment. He has telekinetic, mind reading and telepathic powers. He has reached a rarefied state of enlightenment. He can move inanimate objects with his mind and can control the behavior of both animals and homo sapians.” However after 30 years in the cult and having shelled out millions of dollars, Cruise understandably is none too happy having been blind sided recently by his soon-to-be ex-wife, Katie Holmes. “I had it under control” grimaced the normally retentive actor. He adds, “I want a refund from David Miscavige”. Cruise’s lawyers are now seeking an undisclosed amount from the cult. A spokesman for the organization, in a written statement, said that it never comment on individuals cases but should Cruise seek redress we suggest he airs his grievance in a small-claims court.

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Thanks for the Laughter

Posted at 2:04 PM on July 11, 2012  

I just pissed my pants from laughter. David Miscavige feeds Tom’s large ego. That is why he doesn’t leave the church. Tom has members of the church treating him like he is Jesus Christ. Go to You tube and look at the videos of everyone saluting him like he is World Leader. For all the people that bad mouth and don’t believe in the bible how could anyone follow a religion where they believe 50 million years ago a galaxy leader placed people in volcanoes on earth and blew them up with atom bombs. They do not believe in mental health issues. Anyone that is autistic or schizophrenic is possessed by the thetan souls that survived the blast. Totally nuts. If the bible is a work of fiction I would much rather believe in that theory than one dreamed up from watching Sunday afternoon sci-fi movies.

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Brandigirl

Posted at 11:53 AM on July 11, 2012  

Tom Cruise can leave his body, control people and animals and move obj objects. He never said that. We better watch out. Scoentologists can ccontrol us. Gee where does he go when he leaves his body.
body.

He could have gotten from Iceland to NY in an instant and stopped Katie Holmes from filing for divorce and then read her mind and know what her next move would be. He never said he could do those things well kept secret. Guess he will always know What Katie is planning for Suri.

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kiki

Posted at 10:13 AM on July 11, 2012  

he is great actor, but really…. Controlling minds, moving objects and leaving your body? Mr. Cruise this is reality not one of your movies.

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roberta

Posted at 9:24 AM on July 11, 2012  

He must not be very good if he was blind sided with not seeing his divorce coming. hmmmm

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LittleMo

Posted at 8:54 AM on July 11, 2012  

And floating around in space somewhere is the tooth fairy with a tiny pair of pliers just waiting for a loose tooth to yank.

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Lol

Posted at 8:37 AM on July 11, 2012  

Lol if he is a “mind reader” how come he didn’t read katie’s mind when she was thinking about divorcing him? Stupid n’ fake gossips -_-

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NYChick

Posted at 8:50 AM on July 11, 2012  

I was just thinking that!
If he is a mindreader why didn’t he “read” Katie’s mind about the divorce? *Shakes head.* She had been planning it for months now.

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Dee

Posted at 8:26 AM on July 11, 2012  

Wow now I know he is off his rocker! He is such a loonatic I can’t believe people actually watch his movies! So happy Katie got away! Wish Nicole had!

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