'RHONJ' Recap: Joe Gorga Explodes At Teresa Giudice After Therapy

Mon, July 2, 2012 12:38am EDT by 12 Comments
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Joe’s plan to diffuse Teresa’s war with Melissa Gorga was a total failure! Which housewife do YOU side with?

When the July 1 episode of The Real Housewives of New Jersey began, Joe Giudice was engaging in a little child labor while building the garage, but he ended up having to fire Melania for insubordination — and throwing handfuls of stucco at her sisters. Teresa Giudice also pitched in, pointing out that the squishy cement looked like a vagina.

Teresa’s awesome (and borderline manic) lesbian cousin Rosie dropped by for a friendly visit — and by “friendly visit,” I mean she sat Teresa down and screamed to her about the tabloids. But being the clever little minx that she is, Teresa managed to turn the conversation, telling Rosie to blame Kathy for leaving her out because she was gay.

The “Rosie is a lesbian” issue was brought up again at a super-awkward family dinner, when Kathy asked Rosie to take her to a gay bar. Kathy then proceeded to rave about how much her husband Rich loves going to gay bars — a line that was suspiciously tossed aside.

Then Kathy and Rosie’s mom told a super-long story about being abandoned by her parents when she was five. I think it was sad because everyone was sobbing by the end of it… but I zoned out, so who’s to know, really?

At last, Teresa and Joe Gorga‘s day in therapy arrived — and with it, a whole lotta drama. Their therapist basically concluded that Teresa’s real issue was with Joe’s wife, Melissa Gorga, and that they needed to start doing more things as a family.

Apparently their first family activity was fighting, because the moment Teresa and Joe left the therapist’s office, they were at each other’s throats. Joe brought up a Star magazine article in which he was accused of leaving their parents’ homeless, then screamed at Teresa for supposedly building a s**tty apartment above her new garage.

So therapy definitely brought Teresa and Joe closer together — but now they need a referee to tear them back apart!

Since not much was resolved this week, the battle lines between Teresa and Melissa are still drawn. Which housewife’s side are YOU on? Vote below, then drop a comment with more of your thoughts.

— Andy Swift

More RHONJ News:

  1. ‘RHONJ’ Recap: Teresa Giudice And Jacqueline Laurita’s Devastating ‘Friendship Divorce’
  2. ‘RHONJ’ Recap: Teresa Giudice Refuses To Go To Therapy With Joe Gorga
  3. ‘RHONJ’: Melissa Gorga & Kathy Wakile Planned to Take Down Teresa Guidice on ‘The View’

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Posted at 7:56 AM on July 5, 2012  

So tired of all of the bull crap. Who really cares anymore. Joe Gorga is a pig in a little man’s body with a huge ego. Bottom line, his sister was on a reality show & doing very well. Jealous spoiled wife Melissa wanted in on the action because she is a rockstar & much more interesting(?). All I’ve seen from these two are attack, screaming, yelling & name calling. Therapy should be a private matter & how disgusting that Bravo even allowed it. How many times do we have to see Melissa running around in a bikini or describing what she is wearing & where she got it? How many times do we have to hear about Joe & his “Tarzan”? This family dynamic is so scripted & just down right boring. Bravo give these people the proper burial & bring in some fresh interesting people who actually bring quality to the show.

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Ellen1

Posted at 7:57 PM on July 2, 2012  

…so that therapist dude was not portrayed as being very therapeutic.
He just seemed very big and tall and generally ill at ease. ..What with the flushed face and hand over his face and facial expressions. Kinda funny though…(lol)… Whatever…the show seems super scripted and contrived At this point… Just sayin’

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Mary SIcard

Posted at 11:53 AM on July 2, 2012  

I don’t know how anyone can be on the side of Teresa. She is hopeless. I feel sorry for her brother. He is in a no win situation and has to bite the bullet and leave Teresa with her slob of a husband.

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Karen

Posted at 6:46 PM on July 5, 2012  

Teresa’s brother and Melissa are jealous losers who think that Teresa’s fame and economic opportunities should be theirs, not hers.

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Marla abrao

Posted at 5:50 AM on July 2, 2012  

Teresa Gudice is a delusional crazy bitch!!!

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Jule

Posted at 4:05 AM on July 2, 2012  

Getting tired of joe and theresas constant bickering and fighting. Everyone knows melissa is to blame for all the trouble. She is so jealous and doesnt really want a reconcilation because she wants joe all to herself.she is two faced and trouble. Cant trust her. Joe needs to
Straighten melissa out and tell her he is going to have a relationship with his sister so get used to it. And rosie needs to look at things more
Fair and get off theresas back.too much outside interference like caroline.

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RU4Real

Posted at 8:03 AM on July 2, 2012  

Jule? Did you get dropped on your head or what? Teresa and Joe Guidice are both basket cases. Joe Guidice is in deep sh** in pretty much all aspects of his life – especially financially and he is hell bent mad that Melissa and Joe G are doing well. He is the reason why Teresa and Joe don’t have a relationship…plus the fact that Teresa must not have a 8th grade education! She is clearly not intellectual or smart enough to hold a conversation with her children let alone an adult. She and Joe much rather sell themselves out – take no prisoners, she is by no means a “real person” – she is a fake.

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Mary Sicard

Posted at 11:55 AM on July 2, 2012  

Yes she is a regular Jeckle and Jive.

 
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Ellen1

Posted at 7:42 PM on July 2, 2012  

I know right! Ugh!! But the Milania scenes are very funny… She’s possibly the only ‘real’ cast member on the show..

 
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Rebecca Melton

Posted at 1:52 AM on July 2, 2012  

Teresa is in desperate need of a hairline transplant. Maybe all of her catty, bitchy episodes are caused by her looking exactly like Eddie Munster.

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