Plus, a nerdy ghost from Naomi’s past returns!
It’s official: Annie Wilson (Shenae Grimes) is going to hell. After committing vehicular manslaughter, cheating on her boyfriend, and having sex for money, the Kansas native sealed her fate on the May 1 episode of 90210 when she convinced priest-in-training Caleb (Robert Hoffman) to sleep with her. The only bright side? If she ever feels guilty, all she has to do is roll over and she’s in Confession! You really can’t beat that kind of convenience.
In other irresponsible lady news, Silver (Jessica Stroup) found out she could be pregnant this week, which is bad for… well, pretty much everybody. As soon as Navid (Michael Steger) realized Liam (Matt Lanter) was the one who planted a tree in the Silver Forest — that’s how babies are made, right? — he punched him square in his beautiful face, creating quite the scene on the red carpet of that Oscar-worthy alien movie Liam just finished shooting.
On a personal note, I really hope Silver’s not pregnant. We’ve already been down that road twice on 90210 — thrice if you include Jen (Sara Foster), which I don’t — and I don’t think I can handle another pregnancy story line. That being said, if she is in fact cooking a Liam-flavored bun in her oven… hot damn, that’s going to be one fine-ass baby.
When Adrianna (Jessica Lowndes) wasn’t accidentally spilling the beans about Silver’s pregnancy — why anyone would confide in that train wreck of a human, I have no idea — she was busy launching her country music career with the help of her new manager Austin (Justin Deeley). I loves me a good Billy Ray Cyrus cameo, but country? Really? Apparently Adrianna’s musical style is as fickle as Silver’s taste in guys. (Remember that time she dated everyone on the show?)
And where was Ivy (Gillian Zinser) while all of this was going down? After breaking out of the looney bin, she and Diego (Yani Gellman) went on a little tagging spree — but the party came to a screeching halt when the cops showed up. Oh, and Diego conveniently forgot to tell Ivy that he’s an illegal immigrant, so he basically hauled ass out of there as fast as he could. Man, that girl knows how to pick ’em.
But this week’s real M.V.P. was Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord), who exhibited nearly every emotion on this chart throughout the course of the hour. After discovering that P.J. (Nick Zano) had already married another girl, she had a full-on meltdown and launched into a super-dramatic speech about the nonexistence of love. Not to belittle her feelings, but this guy proposed to her like two weeks after they met… and she’s really surprised he already moved on? He doesn’t exactly take his time with these sorts of things.
Naomi managed to pull herself together by the end of the night, but was thrown for yet another loop when she met the fiancé of the girl whose wedding she’s now planning — and it was Max (Josh Zuckerman)!
What did you think of this week’s 90210? Could Silver really be pregnant? Should Caleb forgive Annie for being a whore? And do you hope Naomi stops Max’s wedding? Hit up the comments section with your thoughts and theories!
— Andy Swift