'90210' Recap: Is Naomi Calling Off The Wedding?

Tue, April 24, 2012 11:44pm EDT by 20 Comments

Plus, Silver and Liam deal with the aftermath of their sexy times! Do you think they should become a real couple?

90210 finally returned from hiatus April 24, and it turns out the kids of Beverly Hills are more clueless than ever. They also appear to have completely given up on college — but that’s neither here nor there.

Let’s begin with Silver (Jessica Stroup), who might be the first girl in history to sleep with Matt Lanter, then flee in fear and tell him to keep it a secret. Personally, I’d have “I nailed Liam” t-shirts printed up and sent to all my friends. In Silver’s defense, she does have a few things going against her: She’s super-emotional after learning she has the cancer gene, and she’s still wrestling with unresolved feelings for Navid (Michael Steger). She ended up begging her Persian Prince to stay in L.A. so they could be together — and to make it worse, she did it right in front of Liam!

Ugh, poor Liam. If he needs a shoulder to cry on, I’ve got two — maybe three, depending on how I contort my body. Just putting that out there.

Adrianna’s (Jessica Lowndes) love life is also pretty messed up at the moment. Dixon (Tristan Wilds) is still on tour with Haley Reinhart, which made it all the more convenient that fresh-out-of-jail Austin (Justin Deeley) returned to Beverly Hills this week. But will Ade and Austin make more than just music together? Navid sure thought so, which is why he punched Austin right in his beautiful cowboy face.

Speaking of hopelessness and confusion, Annie (Shenae Grimes) can’t seem to decide who she should be with. Though she and Caleb (Robert Hoffman) finally admitted their feelings for each other — complete with a make-out-in-the-rain scene that God himself must have orchestrated — Annie also said she still thinks she and Liam are “meant to be.” Personally, I’m still waiting for Ethan (Dustin Milligan) to come back from Montana and set everyone straight.

And then there’s Naomi (AnnaLynne McCord), who finally started using her brain this week for the first time in… how many seasons has this show been on? Four? The bride-to-be told P.J. (Nick Zano) she felt like he was only marrying her to get a hold of his trust fund — which is true — but after heart-to-hearts with Austin and maid-of-honor Annie, she appeared to change her tune.

(Side note: All the girls on 90210 are basically Julia Roberts characters. Naomi’s the Runaway Bride, Annie’s the hooker-with-a-heart-of-gold from Pretty Woman, and Silver’s the go-getting muckraker from Erin Brokovich. I’m not sure which one Ivy (Gillian Zinser) would be, but given her new suicidal tendencies, I’m thinking she might not be around long enough for me to decide.

What did you think of this week’s 90210? Do you want Silver and Liam to get together officially? Are you interested to see where Annie and Caleb will go next? And when will Naomi finally call off this ridiculous wedding? Leave your every thought on the episode in the comments section below!

— Andy Swift