Miley Cyrus, Wear Underwear! What Were You Thinking?

Sat, April 7, 2012 6:35pm EDT by 51 Comments
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Miley Cyrus flashed photographers when she was leaving pilates class yesterday, but there was no reason for it to happen!

When Miley Cyrus was leaving Windsor Pilates in Los Angeles April 7, she changed into a black mini dress, didn’t add undies and flashed paparazzi when she was climbing into her car to go home. Don’t get me wrong, I’ve forgotten my underwear on occasion — but I’m also not Miley freaking Cyrus!

Every time Miley, 19, goes anywhere, she’s followed by a swarm of photographers. This is not a new thing. It’s been that way for YEARS. That’s why it’s hard for me to believe she did this on accident — and leading therapist, Dr. Gilda, agrees with me.

“Something is going on,” she says. “She needs attention..didn’t she also have cut marks on her arm recently? She knows it’s not good attention. This kind of behavior indicates there is definitely something wrong.”

As far as what that issue is…we don’t know — her relationship with Liam Hemsworth has never been better, her parents got back together after their separation and she’s working on a new album. So, what’s the issue?

Dr. Gilda isn’t sure either, but knows there’s something at the root of this “wild” and odd behavior.

“She knows what she is doing is going to be covered in the press and she’s trying to get attention for some reason,” she says. “For some reason she’s not feeling loved enough.”

Plus, just two days ago, Miley was threatening to move back to Nashville because she was sick of all the photographer attention. If you’re over getting photographed, stop flashing your private parts and giving them the money shot!!

Miley, I’m sorry you’re not feeling 100%, but please — for the sake of your family, your boyfriend and yourself — remember to wear underwear.

UPDATE: Miley Goes Without Underwear — AGAIN

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