'Celebrity Apprentice' Recap: Aubrey O'Day Can't Shut Up, Tia Carerre Gets Fed Up

Sun, March 18, 2012 11:47pm EDT by 35 Comments
Celebrity Apprentice Recap

Aubrey O’Day continued to unleash her Mean Girl alpha-dog pie hole, but Tia Carerre kept her cool and decided to take control of the ugly situation.

Team Forte (a.k.a. The Gals) got mopped up on Celebrity Apprentice‘s March 18th eppy when they decided to get a little too sexual with their latest challenge. And once Aubrey O’Day and Lisa Lampanelli started ganging up on Tia Carerre in the boardroom, Tia decided to hit the road with her cheekbones held high.

So what was the task? Make a viral video for O Cedar’s ProMist Spray Mop.

Team Unanimous (a.k.a. The Dudes) won with their “I’ll Mop the Floor With You” theme, thanks to Project Manager Lou Ferrigno‘s starring role as an apron-wearing hubby gettin’ jiggy with it in the kitchen as he mopped the floor. (We wish his spasmodic chesticle shots were included in the video.)

Regardless of their guys’ win, there were still some hurt egos — namely Penn Gillette‘s — when Clay Aiken unleashed his inner biznatch and called him out as being elitist and condescending to Lou.

As for the ladies, the claws came out as per usual with pinched-nose Aubrey leading the way, followed by her newly found friend Deborah Gibson and pissy Lisa.

With Tia leading the way as project manager, Team Forte decided to go with the theme “What’s Your Number?” (a double entendre to how many mops you’ve used or how many boys you’ve bumped uglies with in the past). Basically, it didn’t work, and the ladies were left to claw their way out of the boardroom.

Although Lisa kept harping to The Don that Dayana Mendoza was the most useless out of the group, she also wasn’t a fan of Tia’s democratic method of project managing. Patricia Velasquez politely interjected saying Teresa Giudice was the least productive, which in turn, made Teresa’s forehead shrink with fury even more. (We applaud Teresa’s logical argument that she can indeed out-write any of them if given the task since, as she pointed out, she wrote three cookbooks with her ghost writer.)

Desperate to get some air time, Aubrey squawked incessantly (even annoying pooch-lipped Don) and threw Tia under the bus, insinuating her to be weak and calling her “50-something.” Perhaps sick of being called an old fart and admittedly stating she was exhausted with the vicious catfighting, Tia decided she had had enough and coolly volunteered to make her exit.

It was a pretty abrupt end, but we kinda understand why Tia got the hell out of dodge. And at least she did it with some maturity and class…which, perhaps, is something that comes with age.

Hey, you “20-something” Aubrey, keep digging your own grave, sister girl.

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Posted at 4:47 AM on April 3, 2012  

No me queda claro si los cursos subvencionados son para desempleados o para trabajadores en activo. Yo necesito seguir formándome como sea para aprovechar este tiempo de tribulación mientras llegan los famosos brotes verdes.

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funnybone

Posted at 1:52 AM on April 3, 2012  

Congratulations Donald….

Both Lisa and Aubrey are slimming rancid grey matter from their pie holes. It is also fun to watch men with average
IQ”s try to act like Einstiens with verbal scratching, itching, and slips that they walk for Walmart

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Posted at 7:37 AM on April 2, 2012  

PLEASE someone get rid of Aubry. OMG I will NEVER listen to their music again. She has ruined me forever for her. She is a waste of space! PLEASE someone just tell everyone to look the other way and push her out in front of a slow moving bicycle. Won’t hurt her but will nicely let her know that her public is so tired of her that they just want her GONE! And this is NO April Fool’s gag!

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Southern Belle

Posted at 10:34 AM on April 2, 2012  

Aubrey is a negative, self-centered evil force on this show. She is extremely self- absorbed, conceited, rude and disresfectful of everyone. She does not listen, because she NEVER stops running her mouth. I am thankful that the men put her in her place. She needs to be humbled! Perhaps the Lord will use this program to bring her to repentance. At least she is someone that I can pray for. When someone feels the need to control all the time, they have deep rooted issues of insecurity! Lord bring her to her knees!

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Lynessa

Posted at 10:43 PM on April 1, 2012  

If your 20 something and need The Apprentice to bring back your career then you’re career is over already. Dayana is only there because she works for Trump, she can’t say No to being on the show.

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Susan

Posted at 5:42 AM on March 29, 2012  

Tia looks younger than Aubrey to me

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Bri Gan

Posted at 3:52 AM on March 29, 2012  

Aubrey O’Noying! What a high pitched, tranny looking cow! Uhg…go back to wherever you came from. No idea who she is, other then the red headed cow on Apprentice!

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CPB

Posted at 10:11 AM on March 28, 2012  

She’s ugly as hell and fake to boot. Looks like Ashley Simpson in a cheap red wig. Gross.

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tabberdabber

Posted at 12:25 AM on March 28, 2012  

How did the meanest nobody become a Celebrity Apprentice star rooting for an anti-bullying charity? Isn’t she the opposite of everything they teach? She is just awful to everybody!I think the Gay, Lesbian and Straight Education Network (GLSEN)would want to distance themselves as much as possible from her!!!

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confused

Posted at 8:55 PM on March 24, 2012  

Is this the same girlwith the porn pics and fake you know whats? Who is she? Why did she get on the show with the top stars? MMMM Too bad she doesn’t show respect to her elders that could really show her the way. Grow up girl, quit beeing melicious and unprofessional. I would for sure never go see a show of hers, she’s a horrible person.

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CouchPotatoCop

Posted at 9:06 AM on March 24, 2012  

I didn’t know who Aubrey O’Day was when the ‘CA’ season began. She did have some very good and successful ideas in the first few episodes. However, after Episode 5 [ the Mop Task ] she is definitely coming across as a Mean Girl and a bully. Any good will she earned in the earlier episodes is out the window. Her snide and catty remarks about Tia Carrerre were gratuitious and outside the boundaries of what should be said about a colleague in a boardroom. It’s fair game to criticize Tia as a Project Manager, but the personal stuff was catty and unprofessional. I don’t care who ultimately wins, as longs as it’s not Aubrey O’Day.

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John

Posted at 3:30 AM on March 24, 2012  

Really? As I watched this dumb b@tch keep talking….really? Does anybody really like Aubrey O’ Day? If it wasn’t for this show I would not know who this boy toy is! They told me she sings. Well heres my input, your a young dumb b&cth! Respect your older piers! I’m done. Wasting more time talking about her is an insult to my I.Q!

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Kelly Ann

Posted at 11:51 PM on March 21, 2012  

OMG Aubrey is such an annoying loud mouth!! Everytime she speaks she shows how uneducated she really is! I would call her white trash but that would be an insult to white trash people. I LOVE when the men diss her when they are watching the video in the boardroom! Way to go Arsenio! Debbie Gibson is also an idiot. She and Aubrey are really delusional thinking that they are real celebrities. At least Lisa has a brain. Patricia has integrity and Teresa keeps her cool. Tia left with dignity. We KNOW Aubrey won’t leave like that!

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Diane Elise

Posted at 11:41 PM on March 21, 2012  

Aubrey is such an immature whiny person!! She is basically uneducated and annoying white trash. The best part of the show is when the men watch the boardroom on TV and diss Aubrey! Arsenio disses her so well !! Love it!

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Bob

Posted at 1:57 AM on March 20, 2012  

Aubry thinks she is so hot, but in reality, ugly and very annoying.

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John

Posted at 3:41 AM on March 24, 2012  

Yes! So true! Nasty , foul mouthed used up napkin!

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marty

Posted at 1:43 PM on March 19, 2012  

I’m going to get really real! O’Day has some skills, but she is SO obnoxious you just don’t care what she brings to the table. Who in the world is her hair and make-up person? My gosh, they make her look 25 years older than what she is! First the foot long bouffant, then the personal pan pizza sitting on top of her head, then the ratty ponytail, wtf is going on? And those clothes and jewelry? OMG!!! She is a MESS!! She looks WAY older than Tia and should really stop flapping her silly gums. I like Arsenio TOTALLY see why Diddy gave her the boot! I can’t WAIT until she, Lampanelli and Gibson go up against one another! That my friends is gonna be something to see!

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Barbara1361

Posted at 11:32 AM on March 19, 2012  

This Aubrey whocares hasn’t got a clue…. She’s not even smart enough to look like she cares. Very dumb. Terest is smart enough to stay out of this petty stuff. What is wrong with these people. Every week it is held up that the people with particular talents are the best in that area. No kidding… Lisa can write the best… That is what she does.. Next time they need a model for a product put Lisa in the role. See how well she does. As for the other I love me team Debbie/Aubrey… Need I say more. I didn’t even know who they were before this show. And now that I do. I don’t care. I was please to see that Debbie at least had tears for a charity. I wonder if the red idiot could pull that off.

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marty

Posted at 1:50 PM on March 19, 2012  

I wholeheartedly agree with everything you’ve said! You are right on about taking Lisa and the rest of them out of their comfort zones and see what happens! I think Lisa may feel left out and jealous because Trump has called everyone beautiful BUT her! Hahahaha!!!!!!!

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craw daddy

Posted at 9:17 AM on March 19, 2012  

ur so right about the obnoxious o’day. but she’s a fav at http://www.themajors.com but I hope she gets fired nxt wk. this show has the worst editing and dubious results ever this yr.

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marty

Posted at 2:16 PM on March 19, 2012  

@craw daddy, I clicked on the link in your post, and wanted to say thanks because although they favor O’Day, they are really funny and I enjoyed reading their take on things! I agree that the show seems fixed this year, but I’ll keep watching because I can’t wait to see those “3” go up against each other!

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Meri

Posted at 8:36 AM on March 19, 2012  

Aubrey’s comment is so ironic – Tia actually looks much better than her!!!! Just because somebody is above 30 it does NOT mean that their looks are going downhill!!!! I’d also rather work for Tia any day!!!

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andy risser

Posted at 7:21 AM on March 19, 2012  

Great idea Lisa to bad its been used before in select comfort beds.loud mouth Hack!

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Karen

Posted at 2:08 PM on March 22, 2012  

That’s exactly what I thought when they came up with the “what’s your number?” tag line! It’s been done! Hello?!!

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jimmac

Posted at 7:11 AM on March 19, 2012  

Tia at 45 is still the most beautiful woman on the planet and has too much class for this show and way too much class for the group of women she got stuck with. Tia is the real winner walking away from this show and the donald who has had his 15 minutes… please go away you pompous dipstick.
Even as Tia’s number one fan i could not watch this show,

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Cindy

Posted at 6:38 AM on March 19, 2012  

omg audrey was so obnoxious and she looks older than Tia!

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Marlene waters

Posted at 2:46 AM on March 19, 2012  

I totally agree.

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Min

Posted at 12:14 AM on March 19, 2012  

Aubry is just horrid, inside and out.

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